Cybersexuality (Poem)

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Funkadelic
Afternoon In The City Somewhere In July
Friends Are All Gone, U Ain't got No Dope So U Ain't Gonna Get High
All U're Doin' Is Sittin' In Front Of Ur Lonely Computer, In Ur Lonely Home
So U Turn On Yo MSN 2 C If There's Anybody Nice And Intelligent On
Yeah, There's Plenty, And U Talk 2 Them But Still U Feel Mighty Alone
So U Start Thinkin' Of A Beautiful Girl U Used 2 Know, Not Interrupthing The Flow
Of Life That Is , Cuz U Thinkin' Of Gladys Like A Hungry Dog Of A Juicy Bone
So U Lookin' 4 Some Company That'll Make All Ur Fantasies Look Fly
Something 2 Get The Serotinin Levels Runnin' High
But All U Find R Myspace Hookers
And Other Lonely On-Lookers

Ooh Poor Lonely Computer, Y Does Nobody Love U?
Don't U Wish Somebody Was Here Sharin' Ur Pain With U?

But The Girls In Reality They're Such A Bore, Or Not,
Some Of Them R Just A Backstabber Standing Ready With Their Dagger,
So They Can C U Go Down, Sufferin' From Another Disapprovin' Frown
No Instead U Look 4 A Whore With A PHD In Cybersexuality
Who Don't Know Or Care WHo U B Or Not B.

Funkadelic
Now I Even made a song with it lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9N-EL0pf2A

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