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A, S-S, H-O, L-E!!!!

Was getting to sexy.

Too sexy by far......

Originally posted by Ryo 666
Was getting to sexy.

Nonsense. When there's a masturbation and last time you had sex thread.

Rob, you are such a butthole.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nonsense. When there's a masturbation and last time you had sex thread.

Some people are just anal about these things.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob, you are such a butthole.

Yeah, I can be, but generally I am a cup overflowing with the milk of human kindness.

It was closed because someone got butthurt over the thread.


Originally posted by Ryo 666
Some people are just anal about these things.

Because we all know masturbation is okay to talk about but butt-hole pleasure isn't.

Butthole....*******......Butthole makes me go teehee.

Originally posted by Ryo 666
Some people are just anal about these things.

This is true and a +1 for the tie-in.

Anyhow, you're a bit obsessive about cleanliness, I shower twice daily, but your a bit of the nutty side of it. You realize the anus isn't filled with shit on a regular basis, unless you have to go, it's pretty clean in there, barring any medical conditions.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oddly enough, you're spot-on right. People tend to automatically connect anal with homosexuality, but there are more straight people taking/giving it up the ass than there are gay.

Lemme guess.


You polled the American people to find this out?

Originally posted by Robtard
This is true and a +1 for the tie-in.

Anyhow, you're a bit obsessive about cleanliness, I shower twice daily, but your a bit of the nutty side of it. You realize the anus isn't filled with shit on a regular basis, unless you have to go, it's pretty clean in there, barring any medical conditions.

I know it isn't that dirty all the time but I just can't help find the thought of it nasty. The bathroom in general I obsess over. It does annoy me with my obsession.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oddly enough, you're spot-on right. People tend to automatically connect anything 'anal' with homosexuality, but there are more straight people taking/giving it up the ass than there are gay.
Exactly. FEAR THE HOMOS! FEAR THEM!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Lemme guess.


You polled the American people to find this out?

Me personally, no. But statistically, there are far, far more straight people and anal-sex isn't some taboo that is rarely done, ie it's a common practice among heterosexuals.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Lemme guess.


You polled the American people to find this out? Polled haermm

Originally posted by Robtard
??? because you touch yourself at night.

He polled his butthole!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He polled his butthole!!! wow, that guy really enjoys his butthole pleasures haermm

Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
because you touch yourself at night.

Not just at night. Never the butt-hole though, I stick to plan boring masturbation.

A butthole poll!!! A holepoll!!!

Robtard, does your significant other like it in the ass?

Originally posted by Robtard
Not just at night. Never the butt-hole though, I stick to plan boring masturbation. READ: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php? term=because%20you%20touch%20yourself%20at%20night

...........................And the plot thickens...........................

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
...........................And the plot thickens...........................
Like my cock is right now.

Thinking about Rob and his lady doing it anal makes you stiff?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thinking about Rob and his lady doing it anal makes you stiff?
No, just Rob.

Originally posted by Robtard
She does.
Oh dear god... *fap fap fap*

Robtard rock


haermm

Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
READ: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php? term=because%20you%20touch%20yourself%20at%20night


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The mod is a cock blocker.

Never had anal sex. For some reason, it just doesn't appeal to me.

Originally posted by Ryo 666
The mod is a cock blocker.

Cock blocking is despicable.

Originally posted by Robtard
Between you and me, I think Selphie wants your junk in her trunk. Too bad the original thread was closed, you were onto something.
I should totally take her butt virginity. mmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never had anal sex. For some reason, it just doesn't appeal to me.

Nothing wrong with that. You probably just haven't met the right guy yet, so don't completely rule it out.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nothing wrong with that. You probably just haven't met the right guy yet, so don't completely rule it out.
rofl

Originally posted by Robtard
I think you should. She'll always remember you.
In a bad way, but she'll still remember and that's what counts.

She will probably like it, good way I'm sure.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nothing wrong with that. You probably just haven't met the right guy yet, so don't completely rule it out. I started to post "with a girl", but I figured hey, let Rob have his fun.

thread is full of gaynal sex

Originally posted by Mairuzu
thread is full of gaynal sex

You're Mexican.

Rob is a bit of a phobe, you know.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob is a bit of a phobe, you know.

Ha, no. My eldest brother is a Level 73 homosexual, I don't fear or loathe him, in fact, I love him.

Level 73? What comes along with that?

+28 pillow of biting, has a DPS of 67

Damn, man. DBZ buttsex.

Sailor Moon FTW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Damn, man. DBZ buttsex.
Not DBZ you ***.

Sailor moon was a secret way of jerking off before free internet porn made it big.

And before that there was...?

Originally posted by Ryo 666
And before that there was...?

Mrs. Butterworth

The guy from the Quakers oatmeal container

I remember her, she was alright for the time. Now she needs to spice things up or she can GTFO.

http://www.theniftyfiles.com/niftiness/theothervagina.jpg

Some wise words there.

Aunt Jemima?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aunt Jemima?

Chub chaser (not that there's anything wrong with that)!

Gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.