The Deceased Michael Jackson Burger! (For a limited time only!)
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Steak Knife
What a world we live in. I was pondering how ruthless marketing campaigns COULD be. For instance, it might not be too surprising for a fast food burger franchise to bank off Michael Jackson's death by naming a burger after him. Thoughts?
Neo Darkhalen
BUT WAIT IF YOU CALL NOW, WE'LL THROW IN THE BILLY MAYS GLO, IT'S SO EASY EVEN YOUR KIDS CAN DO THE LAUNDRY!!!
But in all seriousness that's pretty pathetic.
Captain REX
What do a McDonald's hamburger and Michael Jackson have in common?
They're both dead.
Premium
*Waits for MJ joke*
Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Captain REX
What do a McDonald's hamburger and Michael Jackson have in common?
They're both dead. Originally posted by Premium
*Waits for MJ joke*
INB4 fail.
Premium
I meant good MJ joke. bmhm
Steak Knife
What if the add campaign even boasted that the meat was actually from Michael Jackson, at least a portion of it anyway. Thoughts? hmm
Premium
There would be more plastic in the food than the toys.
Now that wasn't funny. awermm
Steak Knife
Originally posted by Premium
I meant good MJ joke. bmhm
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Well, Neil Armstrong 'walked' on the moon....and Michael Jackson '****ed little kids.'
Steak Knife
Originally posted by Premium
There would be more plastic in the food than the toys.
Now that wasn't funny. awermm
Premium
Your Steak Knife so its automaticly awesome.
Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Steak Knife
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Well, Neil Armstrong 'walked' on the moon....and Michael Jackson '****ed little kids.'
He was never proven of any wrong doing and making allegations like this can be charged with slander.
haermm
Steak Knife
Originally posted by Premium
Your Steak Knife so its automaticly awesome. My KMC street cred has instantly gone up! w00tOriginally posted by Neo Darkhalen
He was never proven of any wrong doing and making allegations like this can be charged with slander.
haermm
I know, but it's sill a decent joke.
Captain REX
Originally posted by Premium
I meant good MJ joke. bmhm
I meant you're a dirty hooker. bmhm
Premium
Well that's just mean. hw00t
Accurate but mean all the same.
Captain REX
Accuracy deducts from the meanness, as does the fact that I... am also a dirty hooker.
Premium
Well in that case don't be stealing my customers.
Whore.
Insomniatric
Hey, somebody told me a joke about this.
it was ****ed up though
They said it would be 50 year old meat with 10 year old buns
lord xyz
I remember this joke.
Something about 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Steak Knife
What a world we live in. I was pondering how ruthless marketing campaigns COULD be. For instance, it might not be too surprising for a fast food burger franchise to bank off Michael Jackson's death by naming a burger after him. Thoughts?
So you want to discuss disgusting marketing campaigns by giving an example of one that doesn't exist but you made up.
Does that seem odd to you?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Insomniatric
Hey, somebody told me a joke about this.
it was ****ed up though
They said it would be 50 year old meat with 10 year old buns
Originally posted by lord xyz
I remember this joke.
Something about 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
Lol
occultdestroyer
McD should come up with something, like McJackson
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