The Deceased Michael Jackson Burger! (For a limited time only!)

What a world we live in. I was pondering how ruthless marketing campaigns COULD be. For instance, it might not be too surprising for a fast food burger franchise to bank off Michael Jackson's death by naming a burger after him. Thoughts?

BUT WAIT IF YOU CALL NOW, WE'LL THROW IN THE BILLY MAYS GLO, IT'S SO EASY EVEN YOUR KIDS CAN DO THE LAUNDRY!!!

But in all seriousness that's pretty pathetic.

What do a McDonald's hamburger and Michael Jackson have in common?

They're both dead.

*Waits for MJ joke*

Originally posted by Captain REX
What do a McDonald's hamburger and Michael Jackson have in common?

They're both dead.

Originally posted by Premium
*Waits for MJ joke*

INB4 fail.

I meant good MJ joke. bmhm

What if the add campaign even boasted that the meat was actually from Michael Jackson, at least a portion of it anyway. Thoughts? hmm

There would be more plastic in the food than the toys.

Now that wasn't funny. awermm

Originally posted by Premium
I meant good MJ joke. bmhm

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Well, Neil Armstrong 'walked' on the moon....and Michael Jackson '****ed little kids.' 😄

Originally posted by Premium
There would be more plastic in the food than the toys.

Now that wasn't funny. awermm

Your Steak Knife so its automaticly awesome.

Originally posted by Steak Knife
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Well, Neil Armstrong 'walked' on the moon....and Michael Jackson '****ed little kids.' 😄

He was never proven of any wrong doing and making allegations like this can be charged with slander.

haermm

Originally posted by Premium
Your Steak Knife so its automaticly awesome.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
He was never proven of any wrong doing and making allegations like this can be charged with slander.

haermm

I know, but it's sill a decent joke. 🙂

Way way up!!

Originally posted by Premium
I meant good MJ joke. bmhm

I meant you're a dirty hooker. bmhm

Well that's just mean. hw00t

Accurate but mean all the same.

Accuracy deducts from the meanness, as does the fact that I... am also a dirty hooker.

Well in that case don't be stealing my customers.

Whore.

Hey, somebody told me a joke about this.

it was ****ed up though

They said it would be 50 year old meat with 10 year old buns 😐

lol