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Lets say Indiana Jones went on many more quests and crusades than the four that appeared on film. (which I believe he probably did.) If you were gonna write a book about the character and his adventures, what would it be about and what would you want to name it?

Mine would be something like Indiana Jones and the Book of the Dead.

Indiana Jones and the Spear of Ares

Indiana Jones and the Hammer of Thor.

Originally posted by PRAYERRUN
Indiana Jones and the Hammer of Thor. Wtf, i was gonna say that, but i like the greek stuff more......... weird.........

There could also be something like Indiana Jones and The Quest of the Sword of Xena.

Indiana Jones and The Return of the Nazis

Indiana Jones and the lost ability to make good movies.

lol and its sequel: Indiana Jones, and how he pwned the guys who wrote Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

How about Indiana Jones and the Quest for Loki's Mask?

or Indiana Jones and the Rings of Oa?

Indiana Jones and the Hammer of Hades

5 years after kingdom of the crystal skull... Indy's son is now a accomplished tresure hunter with over 20 aventures, and also owns a big motorcycle shop... He finds out about this hammer that supposely it was locked away by a ancient unknown man that can supposely summon hell fire and it can spread and destroy the whole world. Supposely it was the hammer of the greek god Hades, Mutt ask his dad who is now retired and living in his cottage on one more FINAL mission to acheive the Hammer, they find out the ancient man is Orcalin, who says he was a friend of Hades and that he is real and there is a hammer. Orcalin helps indy and mutt on there aventure. Orcalin is a amazing sword fighter, despite his old appearance. He also has some powers of Hell fire. When Indy acheives the Hammer. hellfire spreads all over and starts leaking havic.. He faces Orcalin who then takes out his sword, a sword he never showed Indy and Mutt, that he had with him the Sword of Zeus and they do battle when Indy overtakes him he is about to smash when suddonly a knight dressed in all black comes out. Orcalin gets up and looks at him He quickly tosses the knight the Sword of Zeus. He takes it and suddenly the sword turns bright blue. It was the knight that defeated Hades and banished the Hammer. He does one slice with the sword and takes out Indy. He quickly runs at the Hammer and stabs it destroying the Hammer once and for all, He quickly looks at Oracalin and agrees to spare his life. The knight looks at Orcalin and they look at each other then the Knight leaves. Orcalin explains about the unamed knight during the movie. Suddenly the main villian Chez, a young junky with a big army bombs the place. and decides to acheive the final hellfire, left with the hammer. He takes out Orcalin and they have battle. Mutt dies in this movie by Chez. Indy and Chez go into a big and one of the best action packed fight in the world. Chez is however overpoweres him when the Knight comes out of nowhere and throws the sword of zeus at Chez's leg. and Indy begins to beat him. Chez blast the knight knocking him down however. Indy takes the sword and unleashes a powerful stab with so much heart, and believe that it destroys the sword killing Chez and destroying his army.... Indy walks over to the knight who dissapears..

- Indy's girl he marries in kingdom dies of a car accident, and is depressed about there short marriage

- Mutt dies and Indy buries him by his cottage

_ Indy is depressed and a little crazy in this movie cause of his wife dead

The Hammer is probably the most powerful weapon in the Indy Series

- Best way to end the series

an questions about the story please PM me only

Indy shouldnt be iverpowered so much........... You made him be overpowered, like, 10 times.............. once is enough.....

lets keep him completely human shall we?

if any more indy movies are to be made, they need to be set in the wwII era. it's real life true that nazis were after religious objects, they said they were christian and the top chiefs participated in a cult with hitler at the center.

i think that's why so many people's favorite indy movie is raiders of the lost ark. you have the idea in your head that this object is completely holy and pure and amazing, and that pure holiness is about to be nazi weapon material? that's plot right there.

so i'd keep to legendary objects - the sword excalibur would be a good one - "the sword can conquer any enemy, anyone who holds the sword is both in great danger and great wealth, because people kill for the sword but its power when you fight with it is great... bada bing, find how the sword was passed down from the arthurian age to today, research for indy, a damn lot of cultures to fight his way through.... like druids in england who won't give him information - just like the men in last crusade, more brain work, add attractive female professor who doesn't need to rely on indy to rescue her every five minutes...

bada bing bada boom.

indy movie.

How about Indiana Jones and the Tomb of Jesus. It would be a good message that would bless people.

How exactly?

Bizarre

Oui.
Tres.

Indiana Jones and the chocolate factory.

Indiana Jones and the touch of arthritis and bad back.

Indiana Jones and the remotely believable story that doesn't include lost cities of gold and inter-dimentional alien beings made of pure crystal.

Originally posted by CadoAngelus
Indiana Jones and the remotely believable story that doesn't include lost cities of gold and inter-dimentional alien beings made of pure crystal.

What you have a hard time beliving KOTCS story but your fine with the other movies...............

Originally posted by Kazenji
What you have a hard time beliving KOTCS story but your fine with the other movies...............

Hellz yeah lol

the Original IJ films were epic...this one was questionable though made for relatively ok entertainment

Originally posted by Kazenji
What you have a hard time beliving KOTCS story but your fine with the other movies...............

The beauty of them was the lack of over exposition....
The sense of wonder and mystery of the McGuffin... (that we would have to wait til the end of the movie to see)

They took the form of structured and interesting action/adventure movies. (Without performances/characters that would destroy the cred of what was transpiring on screen like John Hurt's and Shia Leboeuf's.

And they were pretty original too.

Anyone who has seen the Mummy and a few X-files episodes is gonna feel sickeningly bored with the concept, and tghe execution was like a poor parody of the previous three, by comparison.

Im a anti-theist and I hear you, Brother Kazenji, that on paper, we should have hated the MacGuffins, when compared to the Alien thing.

But no.

They screwed the concept up...screwed the movie up.

Whereas the first three movies were untouchable gold.

Amen

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The beauty of them was the lack of over exposition....
The sense of wonder and mystery of the McGuffin... (that we would have to wait til the end of the movie to see)

They took the form of structured and interesting action/adventure movies. (Without performances/characters that would destroy the cred of what was transpiring on screen like John Hurt's and Shia Leboeuf's.

And they were pretty original too.

Anyone who has seen the Mummy and a few X-files episodes is gonna feel sickeningly bored with the concept, and tghe execution was like a poor parody of the previous three, by comparison.

Im a anti-theist and I hear you, Brother Kazenji, that on paper, we should have hated the MacGuffins, when compared to the Alien thing.

But no.

They screwed the concept up...screwed the movie up.

Whereas the first three movies were untouchable gold.

the role John Hurt played destroyed him...it was the worst role of anyone ever - especially for an actor of his caliber

He'll survive.

We'll that'd make him a screen immortal.

To come back from such a brutal career killer of a performance as that and still be respected makes you inhuman.

It speaks more of the vast and awesome catalogue of work he had to his credit, than as a mitigation for the performance/the movie.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
We'll that'd make him a screen immortal.

To come back from such a brutal career killer of a performance as that and still be respected makes you inhuman.

It speaks more of the vast and awesome catalogue of work he had to his credit, than as a mitigation for the performance/the movie.

I guess that's true. Someone of his stature could bring it back, he's such a legend. I can watch a documentary on discovery about god-knows-what and still be interested...and to think, one of his major breaks included being chest bursted by and alien ^_^

Hell yeah....also his John "I am not an animallllll" Merrick was legendary also...

Very.

I think he just trusted Spielberg...

And then was forced to take that little doll into the close circuit courtroom and show the people where they touched him...?

And when the video of that leaked, it gave Trey Parker an idea for a South Park episode.

"Every saga has a beginning."

Well, bless him.

Indeed.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Every saga has a beginning."

and every saga deserves and end

lets just hope his next role isn't: character aged late teens to early adulthood, has stubble because he forgot how to shave and is involved in a conspiracy that involves an artifact of major importance

I just could happen though...

Originally posted by CadoAngelus
and every saga deserves and end

lets just hope his next role isn't: character aged late teens to early adulthood, has stubble because he forgot how to shave and is involved in a conspiracy that involves an artifact of major importance

Originally posted by queeq
I just could happen though...

What are you saying, Queeq...? You were born to play that role, or that you are that character...?



Unless you simply meant to type "It" but weren't up to it today...

Actually, I was serious there for a moment... I could see Lucas pull that kind of stunt and go all Howard the Duck on himself.

I see.

Well, it's also quite sad. For us that is.

Indeed. Yet in some ways, it seems inevitable, given the recent form.

It'd just be the coups de grace.

Maybe the tide will turn one day. It did in the 70s.

The current tide of effluence?

Hmmm, yeah.... I know what you're saying.

Yes. Well with movies like District 9 coming forward, there is hope.

'Distract 9' looks a little bit like transformers, i thought it was transformers 3 before the end of the trailer. Though it does look good...

Its waaaaay more awesome than TFs was.
And a totally different movie.

The scenes showing the suit you refer to are a small part of a much bigger thing.
(Though epically cool they are.)

Ah yes, I still have to read Empire about that.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its waaaaay more awesome than TFs was.
And a totally different movie.

The scenes showing the suit you refer to are a small part of a much bigger thing.
(Though epically cool they are.)

Tbh, i think a lot of films this year will out do TF2...

that reminds me - not seen it yet, only just bought it on DVD - Michael Bay directed Friday the 13th 'reboot' =| not sure what to think

Indeed. I took a dump yesterday that had bobbed merly twice in the water, yet I feel it outdid TFs2.

But with Distict 9, its about how far it stands above the others.
Other films are sets of well polished table knives....
Some of them are rusty/dirty.....

District 9 is a hanzo sword.






I havent seen Bay's FTT. But since we are largely dealing with a villian with next to no real speaking parts, and a cast of airheaded idiot teens who you cant wait til they are dispatched by the villian, I'd say this was familiar ground for Bay, judging by his back catalogue.

It'll probably entirely miss the point of the subject matter, whilst tripping over itself trying to look cool.

I'll watch at some point and be expecting a penis joke somewhere...i might be disappointed. However, if Jason decides to make that penis joke, it might make it intersting

I bet he will, even unintentionally.

And if he delivers the gag verbally, it'll be in the manner of a prepubescent rapper from LA.

haha

it might be just him pointing, laughing, then stabbing the victim

In the nuts.









































For half an hour.






















































Non stop.

























































Whilst adverts for sprite and recruitment ads the US military subliminally flash repeatedly at the viewer.

sounds like something Bay would try with a horror. He could create a whole new sub genre of Horror: Crotch-Horror

It would be met with a stiff reception....!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It would be met with a stiff reception....!

a bloody stiff reception!

Ouch.

lol

Maybe thats the new story.

"Indiana Jones and the worst place to sit down in history."

lol...sounds thrilling and adventurous. Might have to see that if it comes to the big screen

Yeah that'll be Indiana Jones fifteen, by which time, Mutts great grandkid will be in the dimension between dimensions with the aliens of shit, and Indy's head-a-jar will preside over the mantlepiece.

So you're saying Indy doesn't get any better until epsiode 15?

Maybe later, even.

I dunno, 15 sounded pretty good.

15 sounds pretty epic indeed.

15 it is, then.

There shall be no good Indy Movies 'til Indy 15.

So it is written (by collosal arsehats) ...so shall it done.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
15 it is, then.

There shall be no good Indy Movies 'til Indy 15.

So it is written (by augmented gods of awesomeness) ...so shall it done.

why thank you ^_^

The writers are no gods of awesomeness, judging by their last exploits....

Theirs is the asshat asthetic.

Maybe Cado likes to be called an arsehat.

=(...queeq, why have you forsaken me?

Hey, you dug this one all by yourself.

He gets it.

Indiana Jones and the City Of The Dead.

Indiana Jones and the Unpredictable Alien Plot

Wait they did that.

Indiana Jones And The 2012 Sub Plot

Indiana Jones and the revenge of the nazi's

Originally posted by Kazenji
Indiana Jones and the revenge of the nazi's

haha that's good one

Indiana Jones and the elderly colonic irregation

Indiana Jones and the Joys of Viagra Falls.

the only water fall to defy the laws of gravity

Indiana Jones and the third nightly piss visit.

Indiana Jones and the Bedpans of Eternity

Indiana Jones and the arthritis of legs

Indiana Jones and the Recurring Amnesia

Indiana Jones and the humiliating examination of a suspected case of piles.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the humilating examination of a suspected case of piles.

and it's eminent sequel: Indiana Jones and the Case of the Swelling Prostate

Lots of room for sequels/franchise sustainment there.

"Indiana Jones and the hideous rectal probing years"

Indiana Jones and the Hip Operation

Indiana Jones and the newfound ability to stop walking suddenly in crowds, cutting up all and sundry that walk around him, with no consideration for others that he has inconvenienced.

Woah thats a big title just might out do the Borat movie's title.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the newfound ability to stop walking suddenly in crowds, cutting up all and sundry that walk around him, with no consideration for others that he has inconvenienced.

and the special limited edition and fun loving comic spin-off: Indiana Jones and the Complaining at Children for being Children.

"Indiana Jones and the perpertual aroma of old cabbage"

haha, sounds like it could be a stinker

Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Yellow Stains

Indeed, Cado!


LOL Queeq


"Indiana Jones and the being intimidated by gangs of unruly youth whilst in shopping centers"

Indiana Jones and the Space Journey

Will Mutt be sent into the heart of the sun...?

I so, I'll watch that.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Will Mutt be sent into the heart of the sun...?

I so, I'll watch that.

Mutt will be sent into the heart of the sun, and will be raped by tha wrathful fire demon...

Right. Im booking tickets TODAY.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll buy the pop corn...

Awesome...! I'll supply the beer-southern comfort-LSD-lemonade hybrid cocktail "refreshment beverages".

But then we'll be so stoned we won't be clear headed enough to enjoy the scene where Mutt gets raped by the fire demon.

Oh no, it should have quite the opposite experince.

Tripping off your bonce at the time will ingrain the experience permanently in our psyches, affecting our world views for the better for ever.

I'm in!

seconded

Run VT...!

band

Party Time

*Plays set of James Brown covers*

Unnnnnggh..! Mother popcorrrrn! Hehh!

Huh?

Epic James Brown song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2OrJWCoonM

Ah

Euuuuurrrrrrrrghhhhhh heh!

Nggh-eeeeeeeeowwwwwww...!

Heh.

Best lyrics ever.

Indeed.

All valid terms from the James Brown thesaurus.

i thought ever word james brown used was a new word in its own right. regardless of how similar it sounds to other words

Yet its a language we all can can understand.

cracka lackin'

Exactly..!

Hehhh! Gud gawd! Iwannakissmahsef..!!! I-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..!
Uhhhh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5gLyKBGSU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTJfBirsRg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmbaknZ73ag&feature=PlayList&p=FEFAA67C5B83CFE2&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz88MBWomo

The grammar and pronunciation seem fairly easy to learn.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTJfBirsRg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmbaknZ73ag&feature=PlayList&p=FEFAA67C5B83CFE2&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz88MBWomo

Goo' Go'...'d

IiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.! HHHHHUh!
Cannnnnnnntsteeeeeeeeeeendit Uh! Cantstiiiiiiiiind yo love Heh!
EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwWWWW!

Uh!

lol...crazy

One of the greatest writers of our or all time, he was.

Just like Tolkien he invented a whole new language.

"Professor reverend godfather of soul king James Brown the hardest working man in showbusiness." Unngh.

Originally posted by queeq
Just like Tolkien he invented a whole new language.

shame no-one got the translations...

Hes just speaking weed-ian.

'Cause when youre high they're clearly understandable.

I heard you'd even understand Elfish.

Thats Crack. Not weed lolz

Ah... they conned me then.

Nnngggggggh! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-oooooooooooowww.... Heh!

You okay?

Heh.

Better not buy dope from your regular dealer again.

Unnngggggh.

(They said I'd get the good stuff if I talked in the manner of James Brown)