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Two teams compete against eachother in a basketball game.

Team RE:
Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)
Albert Wesker (Resident Evil 5)
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil 3)
Nemesis (Resident Evil 3)
HUNK (Uh...Forgot which RE he was in)
Chris Redfield (Resident Evil 5)


Team Halo:
Master Chief
Sergeant Johnson
Commander Keyes
Arbiter
Sergeant Forge
Ship Master

Place is set in a basketball court (of course) and all the characters don't have their armor on, just jerseys and shorts (that's right, even the Chief). No, the characters cannot use weapons and can't harm eachother.

The teams will have to reach the score of 100 in order to win.

Which team will win?

spite haermm

.....

could've been team RE vs DOA in volleyball haermm

o_o Because this is a basket ball game, Wesker uses his super speed to win.

I don't know of any Halo characters as fast as him.

Seven minutes is all Wesker can spare to play before accidentally getting a foul ball?

7 minutes is all the time he has to play, better hope he can actually shoot a basketball better than his gun

Okay that's it, Wesker's speed is now reduced.

could wesker even legally dribble the ball moving that fast.

Good point. I dunno. o_O

Lets not forget that Chief can see things in slow mo and being a super soldier, he might be able to reach Wesker. I'm only saying this because some people seem to be ignoring what I posted that said Wesker's speed being reduced.

why reduce his speed then the other team would have even less of a chance than they already have?

elites are all usually over 8 ft. can't remember which arbiter but one is 9ft, like to see someone score on that ermm

and they have a black guy... who is also a spartan I, dunno what upgrades they got. but black in basketball is unfair enough

Master Chief is not black.

johnson is though & chief is a spartan II so no I obviously didn't mean him.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
7 minutes is all the time he has to play, better hope he can actually shoot a basketball better than his gun
haermm

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Lets not forget that Chief can see things in slow mo and being a super soldier, he might be able to reach Wesker. I'm only saying this because some people seem to be ignoring what I posted that said Wesker's speed being reduced.
I smell spite.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
o_o Because this is a basket ball game, Wesker uses his super speed to win.

I don't know of any Halo characters as fast as him.

Since Basketball require you to bounce the ball a specific number per set number of steps, he can't use his superspeed to it's full potential. In fact, Master Chief has probably better use of his speed and vision than Wesker of his.

Team Halo I say.

The game ends in a draw when it's realized less than half of each team can't hold the ball without popping it. >.>

Team Halo wins. the height advantage is too great and since wesker isnt the athelete chief is he gets shut down.

Wesker may not be as tall as M.C. but that doesn't mean he can't jump and do a slam dunk (which would probably destroy the hoop from the sheer force used).

but I'd say that this is a tie. M.C. is tall and superhuman and Johnson is one tough S.O.B. to beat.

Team Halo they are much more suited for this game then the Resident evil team.

And since when is Johnson a spartan?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
The game ends in a draw when it's realized less than half of each team can't hold the ball without popping it. >.>
Or they'd somehow break the ball when dribbling.

Originally posted by jalek moye
Team Halo they are much more suited for this game then the Resident evil team.

And since when is Johnson a spartan?

read the books, he was in the spartan I program.

Originally posted by danteiscool
Wesker may not be as tall as M.C. but that doesn't mean he can't jump and do a slam dunk (which would probably destroy the hoop from the sheer force used).

but I'd say that this is a tie. M.C. is tall and superhuman and Johnson is one tough S.O.B. to beat.

tie? wesker is the only one on the team who could do anything anyway, bad enough he won't be able to do his little dash without causing any fouls.

Yep.

I'm sure Arbiter's height is pretty formidable in this game as well. How tall are the covenant Elite? 7'5"?

Both sides see how pointless it would be to try and compete in a game of Basketball and so they all go out for a drink down the local pub, have a great time and decide to all go swimming with one another over the weekend.

The end. awesome

(Translation: this is a spite thread and a pointless one at that.)

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Both sides see how pointless it would be to try and compete in a game of Basketball and so they all go out for a drink down the local pub, have a great time and decide to all go swimming with one another over the weekend.

The end. awesome

(Translation: this is a spite thread and a pointless one at that.)
This sounds like the one solution, the final solution!

Keep it up guys and I will make spites on purpose. I try posting a match thinking it would be interesting and look where it gets me

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Keep it up guys and I will make spites on purpose.

I could've sworn that is what you were doing ermm

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I could've sworn that is what you were doing ermm

No. You actually thought I made this spite on purpose?

no further comments facepalm

I was kind of unsure at first, but then it became quite clear to me that it was spite when you made this post:

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Okay that's it, Wesker's speed is now reduced.

I only said that because everyone kept saying "Wesker's speed makes this spite". How the heck am I supposed to make this fair?

Well, like you pointed out, the Chief can see things in slow motion and what not, so Wesker's speed wouldn't really be that unfair to have, if at all.

Fine then. Wesker has his speed back.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Fine then. Wesker has his speed back.

Doesn't matter. He can't use it.

he'll foul out pretty quickly

or get hit with traveling calls. the point is master chief on defense cancels all team RE offense. they couldnt move fast enough to get by chief

I get this feeling that all the points in this match will be scored entirely by slam-dunks.

It would be a close match but I couldn't make any other prediction.