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geez, if people are carrying something illegal, you'd think they'd drive more carefully as not to get caught by a cop...

haermm My thoughts exactly.

and her bra? geez, no creativity, much?

Nobody is quite as dumb as this.

http://www.skepticfriends.org/forum/uploaded/1897/KillerBiscuits.jpg

The lady with meth in her bra is a close second.

Whoa

eh. heard that one before. the lady with meth, too, but, well, it's more recent. and is stupider, cuz she's carrying illegal stuff.

Hear about that guy going to the airport with a bag full of batteries and wiring?

I had a large book, hardcover, and a cell phone charger, in the side pocket of my duffel bag.


When I got the airport, and put my bag through the x-ray conveyor belt. The TSA security made a big deal about my bag when it came through. They started looking at me and talking in hushed tones. Then, two TSA security personnel escorted me to this side area room that had its own x-ray machine.

A third guy was there waiting.


He asked me to approach the screen. He then pointed to the shot of the side that showed the book and cellphone car charger.


The way they were settled made it look as though it was a bomb package with a detonator...and the "plug in side" was the trigger. Dead serious. It was hilarious. As if it was a bomb I strapped to my chest and held the trigger in my hand, similar to the personal vests suicide bombers wear.

I immediately said that it was a book and car charger for a cell phone, while starting to laugh my ass off.

The "serious business" side room officer started to laugh as well. He then told me that it DID look very suspicious and they aren't supposed to remove them.

They removed the items and still used that special "ballistics smeller" wand. They all apologized to me. I told them I'd rather be detained like this 10 times over if it meant American lives were saved from a stupid radical.



This was at the Philadelphia airport.





And that's my "what are you smuggling" story.

Luckily you weren't taken to a private room to hear the SNAP of a rubber glove sounding.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Luckily you weren't taken to a private room to hear the SNAP of a rubber glove sounding.

How does that make me lucky?

Body cavity search FTW haermm They'll check your pewpy hole

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Body cavity search FTW haermm They'll check your pewpy hole


And how is that a good thing?

Originally posted by dadudemon
And how is that a good thing?



Luckily you weren't taken to a private room to hear the SNAP of a rubber glove sounding.

Keys words: Luckily, weren't.

I know how you roll in Oklahoma, byatch.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Luckily you weren't taken to a private room to hear the SNAP of a rubber glove sounding.

Keys words: Luckily, weren't.

I know how you roll in Oklahoma, byatch.

But, how is that lucky? Why is it not unlucky?

Originally posted by dadudemon
But, how is that lucky? Why is it not unlucky?

Who's on first?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Who's on first?

Why would I worry about first base when shortstop is where the action is?

Because you like rubber gloves up your pewpy hole.

Arizona sees a lot of stupid people trying ot smuggle drugs across the border so I am not surprised about that story

K9 drug dogs FTW.

ever tried yelling that you have a bomb in an airport, even if you had none?

now that would be a story.

Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
ever tried yelling that you have a bomb in an airport, even if you had none?

now that would be a story.

A story of jail/prison time, fines, and possibly losing your life.

right.

see, a story.

*rubber glove SNAPS*