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why are apartments called apartments when they are stuck together?

why does the name of an aminal change after we kill it and prepere it? example: a pig becomes pork, a cow becomes beef, and anything else is called a whopper or big mac.

if ur talking to someone online, and u write something funny, how can they be "Rolling On The Floor Laughing", and still be able to type it?

1. Because the individual places to live are in the same building but apart

2. Because no-one wants to eat sheep

3. Magic

but people do eat sheep- its called lamb!
or are u a vegetarian?

No, it is called mutton. Lamb is called lamb, an exception like chicken; people rarely like to know what they are eating.

he has a point there, tho in dutch it just depends on which animal the meat is from

INTERESTING

keo,u're 'Custom User Text' really suits you....confusion.

Don't knock it...confusion might come and bite you on the ass.


We don't change the name of fish when we eat it..

or vegetables.....

true........but o never mind.

how can a foot smell if it doesnt have a nose?

and how can ur nose run if it doesnt have any legs?

hehe.....i know these questions have logical answers, but i want to see what u guys say!

there are gals here......

yeah, i know. im one of them!

but i dont have time to put guys and gals down.......sounds like im from Texas or somethin.......

Don't knock Texas, we have a resident Texan here at KMC.

The true puzzling question is thus: -

Why do my cats always sleep in the same places. My female cat (Mrs.Miggins) always sleeps on my side of the bed whereas my male cat (Jonesy) always sleeps on Emma's side of the bed. (Emma is Mrs.Mechmoggy's real name BTW)

I've never found them in each others position, when they sleep on our bed thats the way they do it without exception.

A foot does not smell, it stinks.

Noses can run because of the little gnomes that move them.

Cats are hyper-intelligent beings that will kill us all and take control one day.

I find it difficult to believe our world will be overthrown by a bunch of creatures who don't recognise thier own reflection in a mirror.

Because when they see mirrors they actually see the gateway to their home dimension and receive orders from the master cat-brain.

Ooooh, I like that theory.

How come they haven't sussed out how to open thier own cat food tins yet then?

well,they just wanna have slaves.......

Now you're just trying to twist my melon.

*Takes a sneaky side glance at Mrs.Miggins to see what she's plotting*

Yes, they are far too proud to open tins when their domestic keepers do it for them.

Why does the lower case "l" look like an upper case "I" in san serif fonts? Doesn't that make it harder for non-native English speakers?

.let's ask a cat....

how did we get onto this subject?
im confused!!!

the conversation evolves.....and it got to that subject from ush's amazing theory

ok.........
dude, at times, being blonde is a curse!

Whata stupid thread!

that wasnt a threat.
that was a statement.
hey-r u a blonde?

...Made by a stupid person!

Hey, watch it...

ill be damned if ill be ruled by cats, i hate cats.

steve,is that a way to treat a lady ?watch u're words mate....
beeing back on this 'amazing' topic I also don't like cats too much.cannot imagine beeing ruled by them

Fitch im the same way to you aren't I?

but you didnt make this thread Steve-o

I like cats

He's one of THEM!!!

Well I'm a moggy too, so no.

Come on Mah, lets go and chase a ball of wool around for a bit.

"The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fires dead and arrows in his hat
And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats It's cool for cats - Squeeze`s Cool For Cats

Aaaah, a good ol fashioned cockney sing-a-long.

yup

Now do some Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel.........

You've done it all, you've broken every code
and pulled the rebel to the floor
You spoilt the game,
no matter what you say for only metal
what a bore
Blue eyes, blue eyes, how come you tell so many lies?

Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild" -Steve harley and his cockney rebels

I love how he says the line "...what a boooooore..." in that song.

Another bit of class Finti.

Now how aboot a rendition of Dick Van Dykes "Chim-chimeny.......... actually no, on second thoughts leave it.

hehe

even I draw a line Mechie

Phew!

Okay, how about some Supergrass with "caught by the fuzz"?

"Caught by the fuzz
Well I was, still on a buzz
in the back of the van
with my head in my hands
just like a bad dream
I was only 15

If only my brother could be here now
he'd get me out he'd sort me out alright
I knew I should have stayed at home tonight" - Supergrass

*sigh* and still no answers on the "l" and "I"...should have known better than to ask this group.

OH well...atleast you're proud of yourselves.

there is only one answer: Microsoft........damn idiots