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Now, that does "ruin the sanctity of marriage".

I know a guy who wanted to marry a telephone...he would stay up all night listening to the operator, imagining that it was the phone talking to him.

I guess all the times she rode the ride...

Is the ride capable of consenting?

I think that's a guy or I could be wrong. How the heck can you get sexually drawn to an object? It doesn't make sense and here I thought an otaku wanting to marry a fictional character was weird enough.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I think that's a guy or I could be wrong. How the heck can you get sexually drawn to an object?

First you have to determine how anyone gets sexually drawn to anything.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
First you have to determine how anyone gets sexually drawn to anything.

see, God made a man and a woman...
















EDIT: This is the part where people start knowing the Bible stories better than I do, lol.

Originally posted by inimalist
see, God made a man and a woman...






EDIT: This is the part where people start knowing the Bible stories better than I do, lol.

God made a man.
Man wanted to bang something.
God took a rib and made a woman.

So, logically, sexual attraction all comes down to that rib and how its place in the collective unconscious interacts with the personal unconscious. In this case the inanimate rib being used to facilitate love leads to love for inanimate objects.

Are you sure she (or he) isn't mentally disabled?

someone hasn't been watching nip/tuck...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Is the ride capable of consenting?
No, but I'm assuming that the ride does vibrate.

Thats bonkers, she needs help and a makeover or something.
She's going to wake up in 40 odd years with nuts and bolts in her pocket and say to herself " what the **** is wrong with me?"

this shouldnt be possible legally much less religiously.

in america in order to get married doesnt there have to be consent from both parties? how can a ride give consent?

Well, let's ask the important question. Has anyone on the boards been on that ride?

Get her a harley and she'll have some other vibrating ride to become attached to.

She's either crazy or that's just a pathetic attempt to get some attention. She wasn't popular at school, guys didn't want to date her and made fun of her so now she's like "Who's luaghing now?!"

Originally posted by Robtard
She now carries its nuts around

Sounds like a marriage to me

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well, let's ask the important question. Has anyone on the boards been on that ride?

I had a wank on the exhaust

I married a toaster ones, but things went horribly wrong when I tried to consumate the marriage

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Sounds like a marriage to me
Bahahaha nice!

Weird as hell, but whatever... it's not hurting anyone.

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
Weird as hell, but whatever... it's not hurting anyone.

The children may want to use the ride but the woman may refuse it because that's her husband the children are riding on. She probably won't allow it.

Looks like the children will be hurt and so will the woman because the family may send her into shock therapy.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The children may want to use the ride but the woman may refuse it because that's her husband the children are riding on. She probably won't allow it.

Looks like the children will be hurt and so will the woman because the family may send her into shock therapy.

eh

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The children may want to use the ride but the woman may refuse it because that's her husband the children are riding on. She probably won't allow it.


even if that were the case, the exact same argument could be made about mothers preventing their children from being intimate with their biological father.