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Is it possible that they'll continue the Indy stories but with Indys son? I mean Shia LaBeouf is still quite young, and so is it possible that they'd kill indy off in the movies old age or whatever and then his son decides to take over from his dad and then go searching for...treasures and what not himself

when harrison ford can't play indy, then indy movies no longer exist. in fact, i don't think he was indy for the fourth film, he was just some old guy that some where in a time and land far far away, was smirky and seductive and intelligent and asking for trouble...
and then there's omg i can't ride on a motorcycle!indy from koks.

indy didn't seem to remember that in his last adventure, he stole a motorcycle with sidecar from the nazis and managed to kill a handful of soldiers on their own motorcycles.

blah, blah. shia lebouf needs his own role in a new franchise to make himself big. keeping him on as the sole hero in indy films is just giving him scraps. let indy rest with his pipe and his accomplishments of saving both the ark of the covenant and the holy grail from falling into nazi hands.

please??

if lebouf is gonna be Indy's son, give him his own image. I imagine a black jacket and a black fedora hat.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
when harrison ford can't play indy...

...George Lucas will make a prequel Quadrilogy!

With all new CGI enhancements.

Originally posted by queeq
With all new CGI enhancements.

and a story with 400 plot holes and minor relation to the original films...

Maybe he can cover the plot holes with some nice CGI additions

yeah i think they're grooming shia for it. indy was sort of passing him the torch as seen in the last scene when shia was about to wear indy's hat.

I nearly puked in that hat.

Originally posted by teamB_macro
yeah i think they're grooming shia for it. indy was sort of passing him the torch as seen in the last scene when shia was about to wear indy's hat.

Shia seems to be the "hit kid" recently - Transformers, Indy, Eagle Eye, Disturbia...etc - he's put a bit much on his plate and if he's not careful he'll get boring...

that said, he's been a good actor i most roles he played - relatively

You can only do so much when you have a shit script to go on, I guess....but he needs to get more dynamic...not just hypermanic performance.

He is like Jim Carrey right now whn he came out.
(Although not as funny/talented)

He needs to find his "Eternal Sunshine".

And his own True-Man Show.

And his own 'Liar Liar'

And his own "Earth girls are easy".....


























*remembers that Bay's Transformers exists*




Ooooops....

Hehehe

This transcription just in:

*SS opening flies*

SS: "Now open wide, my little whore..."

SLB:"Arrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

*Urinating sounds that sound like the urine is collecting in something rapidly*

SS: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh....thats bettterrrrrrrrrr."

SS: "Say thank you, b**ch.."

SLB: *Gargles*

SS: "I said say thank you!"
*slapping noise*

SLB: *gargling* "Hanaaannnnk soooooooo" *gargling*

SS: "Whos your daddy...?"

SLB: "Youuuuuuuuuuuuu arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre......."

*End of tape.*

Errr..... ooooooooookaaaayyy.....

i was thinking the same thing queeq...lol

That was from Shia LeBooofs audition.
It'll be on the DVD extras to Indy XII.

oooohhh....lol

T'was subtle.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
T'was subtle.

quite

INdy XII? Is that gonna be 'Mutt Jones and the Search for the Golden Era of Lucasfilm"?

By then Lucas will be an evil head in a jar laughing over and over as he works his CGI magic on Shia fighting the lost tribe of Indian Ewoks who hold the golden key of the monkeys anus

and a secret nazi lazer sword has been kept found by the american government

I can't wait. Lucas will yet invent a whole new meaning to the word "camp".

Roger Corman to direct?

No. It has to be bad. MAybe they can resurrect Ed Wood.

Good call.

We dont want any quality spilling in there by accident.

Nope, I respect Corman too much for that. His school of low-budget filmmaking gave us the likes of Coppola, Cameron, Scorsese, De Palma, Bogdanovic and Demme...

Battle beyond the stars still gets a watch round here.

Hehehe... never saw that one actually.

WHAT...??! Its arguably his finest hour! Check it out immediately!

I dunnoo...

Maybe my comment was a little strong, given his other works.

But suffice to say, Its one of my all time favorites.

Hmm, maybe I should. I remember it coming out, when I was a kid but it felt at that time nothing cuold ever come close to SW. That was in a time when SW actually stood for something, that attitude meant something.

I know what you mean.

I regard it in terms of weirdness, spirit, warmth, great characters, great and unorthadox ship designs, to be a worthy stablemate of Starwars.

I wouldnt have said that of anything else.

Best clone there was and definitely classic viewing..

Really? hmm... now I'm intrigued.

See PM... Take two of those and call me in the morning.

Yes, doctor.

It'll have to wait I'm afraid.

These things keep.

Thay have for a while now...

Heh I guess so.

Ancient stuff...

Is it me or do movies seem to age much quicker these days? I remember being a kid in the eighties, being curious about all these films made in the 60s, 70s, heck even the 50s and earlier. Nowadays a movie over seven years old is considered OLD...

Depneds what dates it really. Cannibal the musical is a period movie.
Therefore it seems to age less that something set in a more contemporary setting.

True. But what about the classics like Ben Hur, Cleopatra, Giant etc... all period pieces but now considered ancient.

Yeah but the the production equipment used all date themselves.
It looks old in quality terms. Unlike Gladiator for example.

Which will look old in 20 years as well.

I still think the "old' movies are quite stunning.

True First Blood might look old now, but I can from this timeframe still see the quality difference between that and Ben Hurr/Gone with the wind.

It's mostly a different style.

I just bought Quo Vadis on Blu Ray... these movies look amazing when restored.

And thats ancient, isnt it.

Well, only 50 years.

Yes. But in movie terms....

Nowadays yes.

Yeah the gap has widened more noticeably this century.
Its all Bay's fault.

Bay again... grrrrr

His stain is already on Nighmare on Elm Street as producer.

Stain? That's putting it mildly.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
His stain is already on Nighmare on Elm Street as producer.

you're kidding? ffs BAY, can't you keep your grubby hands off good franchises

he directed Friday the 13th reboot and now this...though i've not seen Friday the 13th yet, i've not got high hopes

Me neither.

Who does?

They should let J.J. Abrams revamp that.

only problem i'd have with that, is he'd probably try and throw a twist in about time travel and an alternative reality that influences the reality the film is supposed to be in...

Maybe. He'll throw in a monster at least.

a relatively unexplained and unseen monster that appears once every 30mins or more to be met with mass gun fire and hysteria

Sounds good.

Sounds toooooo much like the ignorant Bay treatment of the Decepticons.

I definitely forsee this transforming into Bay efflunce.

it could also loosely meet JJ Abrams criteria for a film, but we seem to have no qualms with him

Because he also applies a certain degree of depth of character and a surprising narrative arc. That sorta makes him a good director, where as Bay is more a loud director.

that's true. although, there was only slight character development in cloverfield. the first 30mins was character development, the rest of the film seemed frantic and slightly disjointed at some parts.

then again, everytime i think about cloverfield i focus on the bit when they're walking through the subway tunnels and the parasites start attacking after the camera guy starts talking about flaming hobo's...and then i start thinking of a parody of cloverfield called Flaming Hobo's and the parasites are replaced with flaming hobo's...it's funny...and i'm ranting again WTF?!

Indeed. Cloverfield was quite an experience, I think.

And still way more intriguing than any Bay works past "The Rock".

Bay isnt a patch on Damon Lindelfhof's ass.

The fact that LOST, and the last Star Trek were more the work of he rather than Abrahams, is testimony to the fact that Abrahams is a smart money man, whereas Lindelhof is the real seal of quality, it would seem. And to this would explain the big jump in quality between the afformentioned, and Cloverfield.

Bay is just a tosser though.

The name is Abrams... Abrahams is the guy who worked with the Zucker boys, but wasn't that funny.

Yeah I make that mistake all the time....meh...

You're forgiven.

or are you?!

Only time (and further typos/general mistakes) will tell...

indeed they will

I admire the efficiency.

If humankind was as devoted to finding the worst terrorists in the world, as they are clamping down on spelling errors,
we'd have found, caught and executed Bin Laden years ago.

But nobody cares about grammar anymore. ;-)

especially Bin Laden...by the sounds of things

His family were no doubt relieved that their names were grammatically correct on those plane tickets in the days following 9/11....

W. took care of that... well, his White House staff..

Yeah..... unless they presented the list to him as "My Pet Goat II"..

...."Son of goat".

The story of Goat's famous lost years.

The coke.
The women.
The failed oil businesses.
The more coke.

Mountains of Snow.

didn't know it snowed in the middle east.

They have a lot of money.

And maybe he meant snow in the columbian sense...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And maybe he meant snow in the columbian sense...

which is?

The same snow that makes peruvians march.

Oh yes.

How quickly they march....

(Helps 'em get to the cashpoint quicker to go get more too, probably)

Kaah- ching

Originally posted by CadoAngelus


Coke.




And not the bubbly kind.

When Harrison ford is to old to do any more Indy's I'll be to old to go to the movies . . .





Daddy loves you kids , Jayce out!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Coke.




And not the bubbly kind.

ahhhh, coke...now that makes sense...

I need a tall one. Damm you kids. Do you know what it's like to be at work and stare at the coke machine with no quaters. Only two more hrs. Got . . . . tttooo . . . . hhhold on . . . .

No coffee around?

surely if we're talking about that sort of coke, you need a long one lol

heheeeheeeheee

I don't know exactley what you kids are talking about but I'm feeling uncomfortable . . .

Too much coke...?

aawwwwww shiii

Not enough, I think.

He'll find his groove as the day goes on, I guess.

or work himself into a semi-fatal coma

Which may indeed be his groove.

interesting premise

Works for me....

works for you...aaaannnddd me

When 2012 comes, Im hiding in a fridge.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
When 2012 comes, Im hiding in a fridge.

YOU WON'T SURVIVE!!! Sorry to tell you the truth...

when 2012 comes i'm going to NASA and stealing a shuttle...or buying a gun and preparing to fight off hordes of the walking dead - whichever apocalyptic outcome you believe in

Ahhhh well at least I'll know not to shop too big that week.

Didn't they make a miscalculation making the Maya '2012' taking place in over 200 years?

wouldn't surprise me.

Yeah tehy did. And I also heard something that they didn't predict the end of the world, it's just as far as their calendar went... Guess the calendar business several centuries ahead of its time wasn't very profitable.

Its all silly methinks.
There have constantly been end of the world prophecies and we're mostly still here.... Remember the Bible code...?

bible code?

Yeah a code that alledgedly predicts the future that is based on/applied to the torah:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_code

Looked intriguing in the nineties, especially after the predicted Ravin assassination came true etc..

But it also predicted inaccurate things like nuclear holocausts in 2005-2006 and stuff.

ah, i think i've heard f the code before...or seen it in practice with something.

Yeah it was news in the mid/late nineties.
Wafts in and out of the public conciousness every now and then.

They even tried it on Moby Dick (the book, not the whale itself), and the method even worked there.

Did it predict that in the 23rd century that a 20th century genetically engineered superman would read the book, and use it for inspiration for stalking Star Ship captains...?

Originally posted by queeq
They even tried it on Moby Dick (the book, not the whale itself), and the method even worked there.

that would have to be one ****ed up whale if you could decode it...

Actually he was. He was transported into the future, genetically engineered and sent back to our time. Soon Lucas will make a movie about it with the return of a movie hero we all love: Howard the Duck 2: Smoking the big white kipper.

Ironically comedy gophers and CGI might actually work in that context.

I knew it. Howard the Duck was way ahead of its time.

Lucas regains visionary status...?

Most certainly... And cigar sales will soar.

and perhaps a spin-off comedy sequel with Indy in it...and Mutt...and a wrathfull fire demon!!! and mass rapings!

Mutt eternally getting fingered violently, by a sun-balrog is the stuff of comedy legend.

It'd look good on the trailer.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Mutt eternally getting fingered violently, by a sun-balrog is the stuff of comedy legend.

It'd look good on the trailer.

Balrog: Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr

Mutt: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!!!!!!!

Balrog: Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rr....!!!!!!

Mutt: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ee!!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Balrog: Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr

Mutt: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!!!!!!!

Balrog: Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rr....!!!!!!

Mutt: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ee!!

Balrog: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Mutt: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *gargle*

Euuuuuuuuuuuuurgggggggggggh!!!!!!!!!!! lolz

Bwak bwak !

Blaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraararararararrrrraaa
rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaarrgh!!

Balrog: *gllllllaaaarrrggggg*

Mutt: what the...?!?!?!

Balrog: *splooge*

Wiga chinga gwinga wai !

Looks like most of the dialogue is already written...

Yeah thats prologue. The rest of the script is just Shia LeBouf's character screaming how sorry he is and how much he wants to die whilst being fire-fisted repeatedly by the firey demon.

And of course, he gets his wish at the start of the thrid act. The rest of the movie is just previous characters from the 1st three movies, and the TV series all partying, and revelling in the fact that Mutt is a dead burned corpse at the heart of our sun now, despite the fact that some feel that Mutt's inclusion in it actually ruined the sun.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah thats prologue. The rest of the script is just Shia LeBouf's character screaming how sorry he is and how much he wants to die whilst being fire-fisted repeatedly by the fiery demon.

And of course, he gets his wish at the start of the third act. The rest of the movie is just previous characters from the 1st three movies, and the TV series all partying, and revelling in the fact that Mutt is a dead burned corpse at the heart of our sun now, despite the fact that some feel that Mutt's inclusion in it actually ruined the sun.

well i may have to agree with you on that, if it's not the overwhelming smell of A2U (periodic table entry: 1 part Arrogance, 2 part Uselessness = aka Arroglessness) that is helping the sun to burn faster, but also the 12light-year wide anus balrog left on Mutt actually eclipses the sun almost indefinitely.

LOL

A singular, painful and very thin stretched ring round our sun...? Wild!


I only ask that during the sunbeast fistrape scene that absolutely no special effects or CGI be used, to make up for the difference between the "There'll be no CGI in Indy" stance, whilst marketting the movie, and what emerged into reality come release day.

Lets see how good Shia's method technique is.