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I have decided that I need a catch phrase.

Aye caramba! -Bart Simpson

Holy _____, Batman! -Robin

What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? -Gary Coleman

I know you are, but what am I? -Pee-Wee Herman

And I'll form....the Head! -Keith from the Voltron cartoon

Yabba dabba doo! -Fred Flintstone

I'll be back. -Arnold

I pity da foo'. -Mr. T



.............These are staples of greatness from the annals of history.



Give Impediment his first catch phrase. The winner will be even more awesome than Steak Knife, because they will have created the ultimate catch phrase.


(Those who don't know me too well can browse my profile.)

I will also use this catch phrase at the end of every one pf my posts.

Mama Mia!

The Shittles...

Mhmm, Bucko.

Christ, f*ck!

Its been real.

Is It Comprehensible? (Ha!)

At Least I tried.

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Those are the ones I could think of. More later, maybe.

The 4th one is awesome!

"S-s-s-s-uck m-my c-c-oc-ock"

**** off sounds good

Originally posted by Robtard
"S-s-s-s-uck m-my c-c-oc-ock"

hmm


Almost perfect, but too much of a tease. It might earn me a stalker. And we all know how time consuming stalkers are.....

I thought "Rape me." was your catchphrase.. awehuhs

I've always like: "Did I stutter??"

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I thought "Rape me." was your catchphrase.. awehuhs

Hmm....would it work, though?


Originally posted by Scythe
I've always like: "Did I stutter??"

Ha!

Seriously, I use that a lot in real life. I crack people up I work with when I say that.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hmm....would it work, though?


I dunno, rape me and I'll tell you awesome

Something that a comic book/video game/internet junkie, metal head music lover, atheist, beer drinking, 6'4" loveable @sshole would say............

Originally posted by Impediment
Hmm....would it work, though?




Ha!

Seriously, I use that a lot in real life. I crack people up I work with when I say that.

I thought so.

Game Over awehuhs

"Here to kick ass and stutter, and I'm all stuttered out"

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

Originally posted by Scythe
"Here to kick ass and stutter, and I'm all stuttered out"

crylaugh

"I wish I had more to say, but I have a goddamn speech impediment".

Originally posted by Impediment
"I wish I had more to say, but I have a goddamn speech impediment".

I see what you did there.

"I'm a man of few words..."

"Sh-sh-sh-sh-shazam!"

"Cock-Eyed"

"I'm Moist 24/7"

"Oder Eater"

"Oatmeal".

how 'bout "Did I do that"

"Here it is, your moment of Imp"

I know this is a classic..but it's such a goodie.


"Well, I've Been Listening to my Gut since I Was 14 Years Old, and Frankly Speaking, I've Come to the Conclusion That My Guts Have Shit for Brains."

catchphrases are supposed to be short and to the point facepalm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
catchphrases are supposed to be short and to the point facepalm

K.

gut 14, conclusion shit for brains.

Originally posted by dadudemon
K.

gut 14, conclusion shit for brains.

kinda

Butt Mat.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"Here it is, your moment of Imp"

I think this is win. it gets my vote.

tongue_ss

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I think this is win. it gets my vote.

tongue_ss


REPORTED!

Originally posted by dadudemon
REPORTED!

haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
haermm

Originally posted by dadudemon


*masturbates*

omg.. is that baiting? better report me awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*masturbates*

omg.. is that baiting? better report me awesome



You just made a dadudemon joke, fer realz.

Originally posted by dadudemon


You just made a dadudemon joke, fer realz.

we're obviously connected...


sexually 131

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
we're obviously connected...


sexually 131

AHA!

That's what the macaroni noodle sound was. hmm

Originally posted by Scythe
"Here to kick ass and stutter, and I'm all stuttered out"

I dont know why im bothering replying but I like this one o.o

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
I dont know why im bothering replying but I like this one o.o

Neat.

how about, "IF ONLY I HAD A CATCH PHRASE RIGHT NOW!"

My catch phrase is - yay

Shibby.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Shibby.

SWEEEETUHH!

Huge alien panties!!!

Sythe has some pretty good ones, but I'm thinking...


Has anyone seen my gal?





Got it from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gcLWm-OFg pretty cool, american, geek, cool, guy with girl, kinda phrase.

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, KMC?

Originally posted by Selphie
how about, "IF ONLY I HAD A CATCH PHRASE RIGHT NOW!"

c'mon now, mine is full of win!

awesome


I'm digging these responses, guys.

Keep 'em coming.

Here's my wallet, RJ.

Jane, you ignorant ****.

"And that's the way it is".

You Eeeeeediot!!!!!



ren and Stimpy FTW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here's my wallet, RJ.


Yeah.


Remember that time we had the discussion of having you watch our wallet because AC was trying to say you weren't trust worthy?











Anyway, back on topic.



BACK UH BOO BUCKWHEAT!

"You know"


nvm. thats mine

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah.


Remember that time we had the discussion of having you watch our wallet because AC was trying to say you weren't trust worthy?











Anyway, back on topic.



BACK UH BOO BUCKWHEAT! Yeah, I actually felt bad about that for a minute.....




But then Ren and Stimpy came on and I was like
http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/cilrc77gkjt7npuule-1.png

MOM! THE MEATLOAF!

F*CK!

Zoom zoom zoom!

"This is why I'm hot awecool"

Originally posted by Selphie
c'mon now, mine is full of win! I like it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Zoom zoom zoom! Please, no.

Alas poor Yorik! I knew him well!

Heh. Don't like the zoom, eh?

Originally posted by Impediment
Heh. Don't like the zoom, eh? Don't like JD.

"Man, I have to fart but I can't."

"I look foreword to killing you soon."


Wait...

"Goodbye. I'll, most likely, kill you in the morning."

"This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!!!"

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/8470_0219YhLJED04DMfE.jpg

Originally posted by Scythe
"Here to kick ass and stutter, and I'm all stuttered out"

I'm seriously leaning towards this one. Good job, goat boy.


C'mon, people.


Give your resident stutterer some good shit!

Originally posted by Impediment
Something that a comic book/video game/internet junkie, metal head music lover, atheist, beer drinking, 6'4" loveable @sshole who stutters would say............

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm seriously leaning towards this one. Good job, goat boy.


C'mon, people.


Give your resident stutterer some good shit!

Whoooo!

Let's see.

"If you can't do something, screw it"

"That's my boy"

"Live long and stutter"

"Above post may contain sarcasm"

Originally posted by Scythe
"Live long and stutter"

OMFG.

Win.

All you have to do now is make me a symbol/gesture to go with this phrase.

If you can, you, sir, are more awesome the The Dude, himself.

Originally posted by Impediment
OMFG.

Win.

All you have to do now is make me a symbol/gesture to go with this phrase.

If you can, you, sir, are more awesome the The Dude, himself.

Umm, I don't know. Maybe a devil horns crossed with Spock's hand gesture....?? http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/Hyperphase/IMP.png

Originally posted by Scythe
Umm, I don't know. Maybe a devil horns crossed with Spock's hand gesture....?? http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/Hyperphase/IMP.png

Hmm..... as a symbol? Yes!

I tried for a few minutes to do this with my hand, but couldn't.









Are you satisfied with this entry, G-Man? Do you think that you can do better? Or is this Imp's new catchphrase?


Personally? I love it.

Originally posted by Scythe
Umm, I don't know. Maybe a devil horns crossed with Spock's hand gesture....?? http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/Hyperphase/IMP.png

Just tried to do that with my hand, impossible.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Just tried to do that with my hand, impossible.

I know! It's kinda hard, I'm double jointed and I was able to do it, but it's not something that feels good.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hmm..... as a symbol? Yes!

I tried for a few minutes to do this with my hand, but couldn't.









Are you satisfied with this entry, G-Man? Do you think that you can do better? Or is this Imp's new catchphrase?


Personally? I love it.

I don't know, I know you love metal, and I love Spock's hand gesture thingy, so I just added two and two, never thought about actually doing it, heh. It's up to you, I've pitched so many, haha. Whichever one you like the most.

Honestly?

You win.


You are officially cooler than The Dude.


You have not only given me my catchphrase, but you have given me my new symbol.


Scythe is now officially cooler than Steak Knife.

Live long and Stutter.

Originally posted by Impediment
Honestly?

You win.


You are officially cooler than The Dude.


You have not only given me my catchphrase, but you have given me my new symbol.


Scythe is now officially cooler than Steak Knife.

Hahaha, Hiker's gonna be cheesed. Glad you liked the phrase and symbol thingy.

Ha!

"S.T.A.R.S."....Wait that's my catch phrase. You can't have it!

Here's a catch phrase for ya: "Life's a Beach"

Live Long and Stutter is my new catch phrase. Sorry.

Glenn also made my new avy.

Challenge, Goat boy: Make me a cool sig to go with my new, awesome avy. Something nerdy and metal, like the avatar.

Originally posted by Impediment
Live long and Stutter.

Yes, This is perfect!

"**** the ****ing ****ers"

Originally posted by Impediment
Live Long and Stutter is my new catch phrase. Sorry.

Glenn also made my new avy.

Challenge, Goat boy: Make me a cool sig to go with my new, awesome avy. Something nerdy and metal, like the avatar.

Dayum, umm. I'll take a whack at it, no prob. Let me get back to you on this soon.

"impediment sucks....."

it's catchy and true, perfect for you!