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America's deep south.

Roger Murtaugh and his partner Martin Riggs are fishing in a inland bay on a break on Murtaugh's armed/flak jacketed tour of the southern states selling his book "You've been decaffanted".

As Murtaugh and Riggs swap stories about how they defeated the Shadow company goons, revoked the diplomatic status of those racist South africans, and the many women that Riggs has gotten shot and killed over the years, Wan, the boy they kept from the slave ring to assist them with cooking and other personal activities is snatched from the poop deck by something that neither Murtaugh or his life partner Riggs can make out, but it kind of looks like a big bat.

Both officers fire after the creature, but by the time Murtaugh is done cricking his neck ready to shoot and Riggs is done doing his OTT "Oh now im pissed, Rodge" bit, the target had escaped behind the treeline.

Both officers arm up with hunting rifles, handguns and automatics.
(Each has a concealed knife, also.)

Then they go to retreive their slave cookboy.

Can they beat the creeper before he returns to sleep and retrieve their maidboy...?

If the Creeper is wounded or maimed, it has to ingest human flesh to regen, right? And cant it like do it's own teleporting thing?

Teleporting?

I dont believe Ive seen the creeper do that.
It just flies, as far as I can remember.

It does like to replace damaged bits with bits of humans, though, yeah.

And precisely what are Riggs and Murtaugh armed with? IMO they should have shotguns, not hunting rifles. Just IMO.

They get hunting rifles, shotguns, their pistols be loaded with copkiller rounds, an Riggs gets his special Laos rifle. In short all projectile weapons seen used (and referenced to be using) by Riggs and Murtaugh in the LW quadrilogy, including the nailgun.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If the Creeper is wounded or maimed, it has to ingest human flesh to regen, right? And cant it like do it's own teleporting thing?

It better not ingest Riggs' right leg them, else it'll be forced to throw gimpy-slow spinning kicks.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They get hunting rifles, shotguns, their pistols be loaded with copkiller rounds, an Riggs gets his special Laos rifle. In short all projectile weapons seen used (and referenced to be using) by Riggs and Murtaugh in the LW quadrilogy, including the nailgun. Then I imagne Riggs engages the creeper and Murtaugh rescues the boy. Riggs pumps round after round into the creeper, Murtaugh brings the car around, and they ride off into the sunset.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then I imagne Riggs engages the creeper and Murtaugh rescues the boy. Riggs pumps round after round into the creeper, Murtaugh brings the car around, and they ride off into the sunset.

Creeper flies fast enough to catch cars and can rip them open like they were a Coca-Cola can, son.

Originally posted by Robtard
Creeper flies fast enough to catch cars and can rip them open like they were a Coca-Cola can, son.


Exactly.


This is a site thread, straight up.

And if the Creeper is caught in a hail of machine gun fire? His reaction?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Exactly.


This is a site thread, straight up.

Na, Creeper was taken out by armed hicks, so Ebony & Ivory have a chance to complete their mission, as Sadako armed them very well.

Say Riggs and Murtaugh get the kid in the car and are hauling ass away. Creeper catches the car, rips off the roof, Riggs unloads on him with an MP5 or a shotgun. How will this affect the Creeper?

Rigg and Murtaugh stomp...

lets face it The Creeper was beaten by a bunch of hicks and busters while Riggs and Murtaugh are trained pros

Riggs with a machine gun, shotgun and pistol......Dead Creeper.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Say Riggs and Murtaugh get the kid in the car and are hauling ass away. Creeper catches the car, rips off the roof, Riggs unloads on him with an MP5 or a shotgun. How will this affect the Creeper?

They would damage it; wouldn't kill it, as it's taken far greater damage and either kept going or got back up after a sort spell.

An entire clip of machine gun fire, does the Creeper hold on to the car, or is he blasted off? And a shotgun blast? What about a head shot?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
An entire clip of machine gun fire, does the Creeper hold on to the car, or is he blasted off? And a shotgun blast?

What about a head shot?

Machine gun probably just hurt it, shotty could knock it off, as I think this happened in one of the films.

In part 2, half of its head was lost, it then ripped the rest off and replaced it with some victim's.

Originally posted by Robtard
Machine gun probably just hurt it, shotty could knock it off, as I think this happened in one of the films.

In part 2, half of its head was lost, it then ripped the rest off and replaced it with some victim's. Well, Riggs 12 gauges it, knocks it off the car, he and Murtaugh speed away.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, Creeper was taken out by armed hicks, so Ebony & Ivory have a chance to complete their mission, as Sadako armed them very well.

I'm glad you knew what I meant, even though I made a typo.


But this is still a spite thread.

I dont think so, I think Riggs and co. clear.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm glad you knew what I meant, even though I made a typo.


But this is still a spite thread.

Don't be silly, Judith.

Yours is clearly a spite post.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dont think so, I think Riggs and co. clear.

Indeed. Even though I think its more likely to be the creeper, it would be way close, and it may be a creeper wins 7 times out of ten type deal here. But definitely not spite as the penisless assert.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indeed. Even though I think its more likely to be the creeper, it would be way close, and it may be a creeper wins 7 times out of ten type deal here. But definitely not spite as the penisless assert. I'd say Riggs and Murtaugh......................6/10.

Heres a thought.....Murtaugh and McClane, same weapons, with Riggs and Swagger 100 yards away with their sniper rifles doooooooooooh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Heres a thought.....Murtaugh and McClane, same weapons, with Riggs and Swagger 100 yards away with their sniper rifles doooooooooooh Bias at it's worst.

Inside joke. Sadako'll appreciate it.

Understood.

Can you guess which side he'll say will win?

Team, same as anyone with half a brain.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Team, same as anyone with half a brain.

I have a full brain and I still say creeper wins.

Creeper gets pwned like a stray puppy

The Creeper has massive damage soak...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Creeper gets pwned like a stray puppy

Like the one that boy threw bricks at?

Poor little puppy....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Poor little puppy....
Yeah. That was really sad to watch. Some things, I really wish I could unwatch.

Never saw it. Dont tell me where it is. If you are my friend, seriously, dont tell me anything about it.

Originally posted by Placidity
The Creeper has massive damage soak...
Iv'e always wondered..... Since he ALWAYS comes back every 23rd spring does that mean he could come back from nothing? Like in the second one if that guy had burned all that was left of the creeper, into nothing but ash, would he come back to life? Like so many anubis warriors from the mummy returns?

Always a way to kill something.

Well it was already "dead" cuz it ran outta time. I mean why didn't he just burn what was left so it wouldn't come back. Would that even keep it form coming back?

You would have to assume that that had been tried.

Hadnt it been on fire at points with in the movies...?
(Its been a while)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never saw it. Dont tell me where it is. If you are my friend, seriously, dont tell me anything about it.

Indeed. I don't plan on talking about it anymore.




Wait.



DAMNIT!

lethal weapon boys get assraped like hell
creeper for a very easy win