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The Participants:

John McClane
Martin Riggs
Wolverine
Palpatine
Spiderman
Reed Richards
Dr Doom
Voldemort

The Scenario:
Each of them find a package in the mail one day. Inside it is a deed, a little cane, a little top hat and a frog. Not just any frog, it's Michigan J Frog. He sings and dances, but only for them. What will the above people do to convince the world that he can sing and dance? NOTE: The frog is immortal and indestructable.

Voldemort will save the memory of the frog dancing to a pensive, then show the world. The rest are SOL.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Voldemort will save the memory of the frog dancing to a pensive, then show the world. The rest are SOL. The frog is a damned wizard too, and would sabatoge it. :biggrin

riggws,mcclane,spidey,wolvs,and possibly voldemort aint gonna be able to do shit.palpatine will either manipulate or intimidate it or just outright kill it if it isn't a part of his plans,or pull a xanatis gambit if it is.same goes for doom.reed will probably be able to outsmart it but maybe not.sidious and doom will definetly come out as victors though

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
The frog is a damned wizard too, and would sabatoge it. :biggrin Imperio FTW, Voldemort will Imperio it and make it dance even if it CANT dance.


WIN.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Imperio FTW, Voldemort will Imperio it and make it dance even if it CANT dance.


WIN.

Imperio can be resisted through willpower. PWN

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Imperio can be resisted through willpower. PWN How's the frog gonna resist? Proof it is a dark wizard?

The frog at the time it was alive was at least 63 years old. He survived without food, water, air or light for all that time. He doesn't have to be a wizard, but the evidence speaks for itself. He also must have a strong will to just wait for decades at a time to screw with people's minds. LOL

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
The frog at the time it was alive was at least 63 years old. He survived without food, water, air or light for all that time. He doesn't have to be a wizard, but the evidence speaks for itself. He also must have a strong will to just wait for decades at a time to screw with people's minds. LOL So no proof that he is a wizard, glad we solved that.

Voldy Imperio's the frog, makes it dance.

:eyeroll Harry didn't resist snakeface with "wizard telepathy". He did it with his will alone.

Michigan J Frog>Harry Potter in willpower

Dude, it's a frog. Voldemort will crucio it, Imperio it, then cover it in chocolate and eat it.

Why would a frog feel pain when it is indestructible?

Prove it is indestructible? Was it shown in a movie? Got a wiki link?

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Why would a frog feel pain when it is indestructible?
it would seem to me u bellieve this frog is god incarnate.y not just come out and say it.u just invented the new religion of frogology and need new members?lol

just kiddin,but seriously u kinda need to back up some of your feats

It's in the cartoon "Another Froggy Evening". He's been around since the dawn of time and never is in any need of food, water, air or light.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
It's in the cartoon "Another Froggy Evening". He's been around since the dawn of time and never is in any need of food, water, air or light. Link?

And this does shit to prove he can resist Imperio. He wont. He'll dance. Voldy will eat him.

Michigan J. Frog is the shit. No one can stop his show tunes.

Voldemort and the death spell can. Would. Yeah.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Voldemort and the death spell can't. Won't. Yeah.

Fix'd

Waiting on proof of that. Go ahead, look for it, I'll wait.


































Thats right, there is none.




































So, Voldy Imperios the frog and makes it dance, fact, end of story.

Michigan J Frog has some sort of precognition because his signature cover "Hello My Baby" didn't come out until seven years after he was buried. Also, he was singing in a language that didn't even exist(English) when he was performing in front of a classical Roman audience. He will react faster every time Voldemort tries to death spell or crucio him.

McClane uses his old media connections on Nightline etc to show the frog to the world on TV.*

He winneth.






































* He may even convince Sam Coleman and her crew to fly a helicopter over the wing of a moving 747, allowing a good closeup of the frog in the plane. After it blows up, and the frog performs a song and dance routine thus proving that if McClane was unable to destroy it, no one could...

...or he could throw the box with the frog out of a 32nd story window of Nakatomi plaza onto the windshield of the pressvan below...only to spring out and perform some ragtime jazz.
How impressive would that be as a debut for the world...?

I can't get over the fact that people are taking this thread seriously and getting pissy.

I haven't actually laughed at a thread in a long time, thanks Rogue Jedi.

Originally posted by grimify
I can't get over the fact that people are taking this thread seriously and getting pissy.

I haven't actually laughed at a thread in a long time, thanks Rogue Jedi.

i know.me too.
rolflmoa
and i'm just gonna add this cause i like it

Well, I don't think anyone has gotten pissy...

Lets set a trend...

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Michigan J Frog has some sort of precognition because his signature cover "Hello My Baby" didn't come out until seven years after he was buried. Also, he was singing in a language that didn't even exist(English) when he was performing in front of a classical Roman audience. He will react faster every time Voldemort tries to death spell or crucio him. I'm still waiting for some PROOF on this frog being uber. Until there is proof, he is just a regular frog.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm still waiting for some PROOF on this frog being uber. Until there is proof, he is just a regular frog.

You sound like Michigan J Frog's audience thinking it's just a regular frog. haermm

A regular TALENTED frog. With Voldy Imperioing it, it will be a dead frog.

Yes, a regular immortal, indestructable, iron-willed, incredibly TALENTED frog.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Yes, a regular immortal, indestructable, iron-willed, incredibly TALENTED frog.

Indeed.

The world'd be stunned when McClane introduces him to the it via his media connections..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
slurp slurp slurp....mmmmmmmm McClane cock.... Fixed

Sluuuuurp Slurrrp underage wizard cock sluurrrp sluuuurrrrp old man Dumbledore slurrrrrp sluuuurrrrrrppppppp mmmmmmmmmm Wizard juuuuuuice mmmmmmmm slurp slurp...

Also, in case its not clear, 'you felch wizards' to infinity plus one..

Easy Holly, no need to bear your PMS McClane claws.

LOL

Easy Murtaugh.... no need to take Rigg's out of your mouth, all that mindless shouting is just spitting his juices all over your chin.

All I hear is Butthurt Slllllluuurrrrrpp sluuuuurpppp Harry and little Ron Weasley slurp slurp slurping.