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batman gets 5 years of prep. galactus has no knowledge of batman's grudge

One it's impossible for him to not know with Cosmic Awareness. Two Batman still get's oneshotted.

Bat-kick

It's possible for Batman to win.

Originally posted by batdude123
It's IMpossible for Batman to win.

ftfy

Batman ALWAYS wins...

Originally posted by Peterlane
Bat-kick Originally posted by batdude123
It's possible for Batman to win. Originally posted by nicamarvin
Batman ALWAYS wins...

in all seriousness if Richards can find away, batman maybe able to also in 5 years.

Originally posted by Hyperion Prime
in all seriousness if Richards can find away, batman maybe able to also in 5 years.

are you high? Richard's intellect is superhuman. (possibly due to his powers) Not only the most intelligent man on earth but also above many advanced alien civs too. Batman is a great detective but is nowhere NEAR Reed's level of inventive genius.

fwiw, Reed also doesn't have anything that will stop galactus either, despite many, many, many years of "prep."

Originally posted by Space M ummy
are you high? Richard's intellect is superhuman. (possibly due to his powers) Not only the most intelligent man on earth but also above many advanced alien civs too. Batman is a great detective but is nowhere NEAR Reed's level of inventive genius.

fwiw, Reed also doesn't have anything that will stop galactus either, despite many, many, many years of "prep."

I suggest you read current FF4 when Reed kills a Glactus on earth 2100 or sumthing like that.

Batman wins. He doesn't have to physically beat Galactus. Just starve the living life out of him.

Originally posted by Space M ummy
reed richards was a genius scientist even before the radiation incident

Originally posted by chomperx9
reed richards was a genius scientist even before the radiation incident

He is thinking of ultimate Reed who is even smarter due to his powers. this doesn't apply to 616 Reed.

Originally posted by Peterlane
He is thinking of ultimate Reed who is even smarter due to his powers. this doesn't apply to 616 Reed. aww ok

Intellect doesn't have a damn thing to do with powers, unless it's a result of whatever gave them their powers... I mean, duh!

What I mean is Banner's IQ has been stated as "being so high, no Earth IQ test could measure it". Reed Richards, Batman, Lex Luthor, Tony Stark, The Beast, Gorilla Grodd, even Apocalypse is only smart because he's been around so damn long, but it's not a superpower. I know they're not all equal, but the point is they're all f*cking smart.

IQ is the one thing on the list that can reach "superhuman" levels without being superhuman. So even puny humans have up to 7's in IQ.

And Galactus doesn't even fight. He blots Batman out.

Originally posted by Hyperion Prime
in all seriousness if Richards can find away, batman maybe able to also in 5 years.

he didn't he just took the UN.

Which now can't even happen

batman goes down hard

He could get some cool items and win.

batman wouldn't equally one .00000000000000067 of an inch of galactus' pubic hair.batman goes down hard

Originally posted by gobstakid777
batman wouldn't equally one .00000000000000067 of an inch of galactus' pubic hair.batman goes down hard
cosmic pube FTW

5 years, Batman puts together a scheme so big it makes Annihilation's plot seem closer that of a bad porno flick.
Batman not only orchestrates the defeat of Galactus, but somehow ends up majority shareholder of the Shiar empire.

unbelievable... this definately shows who's a Batman fanboy...

and what's with all the IQ stuff? There not playing chess or something, Richards defeated Galactus with the UN

Originally posted by Parmaniac
unbelievable... this definately shows who's a Batman fanboy...
No, it shows who's not taking the thread seriously.

Galactus' cosmic pube accidentally falls on Batman and kills him.

Originally posted by Juntai
No, it shows who's not taking the thread seriously.

ok if that's the case (wich it should otherwise it's ridiculous) I can live with it (but I'm sure as hell there are a few people that actually give Batman the majority here...)

Can Batman get the Anti-Life Equation? If so, he could possibly win

And what if it's a bloodlust Galactus?

Batman: "Haha, I created a device to absorb cosmic energy 'cause I'm Batman and I'm AWESOME!"

Galactus: "I heard you accross the universe, earthling called Batman. With that said, I am not coming to your planet, I will just crush it! Herald... My Rage!"
*Earth explose*

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
And what if it's a bloodlust Galactus?

Batman: "Haha, I created a device to absorb cosmic energy 'cause I'm Batman and I'm AWESOME!"

Galactus: "I heard you accross the universe, earthling called Batman. With that said, I am not coming to your planet, I will just crush it! Herald... My Rage!"
*Earth explose* Batman would be prepared for that, and absorb all of it.

Originally posted by Juntai
Batman would be prepared for that, and absorb all of it.

Oh really? And what about Galactus morphing him in, like, a fart for exemple? How do you prepare yourself getting moleculary changing into something else?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Oh really? And what about Galactus morphing him in, like, a fart for exemple? How do you prepare yourself getting moleculary changing into something else? Batman already has tech that can do that. It's just a matter of altering it.

Batman should win....batarang ftw

Originally posted by Juntai
Batman would be prepared for that, and absorb all of it.
not only that but he will continue to absorb til Galactus is nothing! Then Batman becomes a cosmic abstract! Then proceed to batkick all reality!

Originally posted by Lord Feron
not only that but he will continue to absorb til Galactus is nothing! Then Batman becomes a cosmic abstract! Then proceed to batkick all reality!

Batman becoming a cosmic abstract would be a downgrade.

Originally posted by Juntai
5 years, Batman puts together a scheme so big it makes Annihilation's plot seem closer that of a bad porno flick.
Batman not only orchestrates the defeat of Galactus, but somehow ends up majority shareholder of the Shiar empire.

^ This sort of thing takes away everything i love about batman.

kinda puts the joker/batman relationship in a different light. (unless the joker turns out to be a 5th dimensional imp, and this whole endlessly fighting crime thing is a cruel joke perpetuated by the joker's power.)

One Batkick... BOOOM!!

Galactus's armor is breached, and his sentient being is dispersed throughout space.

All Batman really has to do during that 5 years is twiddle his thumbs, or get fat so he's more in his weightclass.

Bruce wins and becomes BATALCTUS!

http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/109/6/f/Galactus_vs_JLA_4_by_xiconhoca.jpg

You know maaaaaaybe its possible for batman to win if he gets a hold of the ultimate nullifier.

But come on....hes the "GOD**** BATMAN" of course hes gonna win...lol

Galactus feeds on Batman's energies for the rest of eternity.

Originally posted by Mindset
Galactus feeds on Batman's energies for the rest of eternity. Batman's energies are too godly for Galactus his head would splode if he tried feeding on the god damn Batman

5 years prep... Batman easy.. All he has to do is contact Reed, Reed tells him the best way to defeat the big jobber and Galactus becomes Batman's brand new sidekick

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
5 years prep... Batman easy.. All he has to do is contact Reed, Reed tells him the best way to defeat the big jobber and Galactus becomes Batman's brand new sidekick

Big G as Batman`s little butt buddy.. there ought to be a law against even thinking something like that

Galactus KO1 Earth.

What's with the UN, sh*t?

If Batman gets hold of this, if Batman gets hold of that. If a dead crack dealer in a rug got hold of the UN, the dead crack dealer pwns Galactus.

I thought this was Batman, 5 years prep, and all gear readily available to him. Batman can beat guys like Superman on occasion because Kryptonite used to grow on f*cking trees and he's got some here and there. He's got files on how to incapacitate or kill every super-human on Earth, but that's based on weaknesses and what's available to him in the way of gear and h2h. Galactus HAS NO weakness. Batman, 5 years prep, would know as much. He doesn't happen to have a UN laying around the Bat-Basement, does he? If not, there's nothing Batman could ever directly do against Galactus. The smartest thing for Bats to do here would be to go get Superman. But only so Superman can fly up to where Galactus could hear him beg for mercy.

Originally posted by Master Court
What's with the UN, sh*t?

If Batman gets hold of this, if Batman gets hold of that. If a dead crack dealer in a rug got hold of the UN, the dead crack dealer pwns Galactus.

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no no one can use it against him if he doesnt want to. He can summon it back to him at will because its a part of him.

Originally posted by Master Court
What's with the UN, sh*t?

If Batman gets hold of this, if Batman gets hold of that. If a dead crack dealer in a rug got hold of the UN, the dead crack dealer pwns Galactus.

I thought this was Batman, 5 years prep, and all gear readily available to him. Batman can beat guys like Superman on occasion because Kryptonite used to grow on f*cking trees and he's got some here and there. He's got files on how to incapacitate or kill every super-human on Earth, but that's based on weaknesses and what's available to him in the way of gear and h2h. Galactus HAS NO weakness. Batman, 5 years prep, would know as much. He doesn't happen to have a UN laying around the Bat-Basement, does he? If not, there's nothing Batman could ever directly do against Galactus. The smartest thing for Bats to do here would be to go get Superman. But only so Superman can fly up to where Galactus could hear him beg for mercy.
facepalm
Galactus has no weakness?
Batman with prep is not dangerous?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Oh really? And what about Galactus morphing him in, like, a fart for exemple? How do you prepare yourself getting moleculary changing into something else?


Why didn't Big G do that to Sentry instead of stalemating him????

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Why didn't Big G do that to Sentry instead of stalemating him????

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
5 years prep... Batman easy.. All he has to do is contact Reed, Reed tells him the best way to defeat the big jobber and Galactus becomes Batman's brand new sidekick



That would be awesome. Galactus would give Bats the power cosmic. Bats could go around blowin' up planets and shit with cosmically charged batarangs. I'd hate to see what he'd keep in his power cosmic utility belt.

1. A can of Thanos repellant
2. M-Body nerve gas

Originally posted by xJLxKing
facepalm
Galactus has no weakness?
Batman with prep is not dangerous?

That's right.

1. Galactus has no weakness. There is no particular part of him that is weaker in one particular area that stands out enough to be considered a weak point. You can't just poke Galactus in the eyes.

2. Not against Galactus. To think Batman, with any of his own gear, could ever touch Galactus, is kinda crazy, pal. Now I never said Batman with prep is not dangerous. But his opponent is Galactus.

Originally posted by xJLxKing
facepalm
Galactus has no weakness?
Batman with prep is not dangerous?

The only weaknesses of Galactus is his hunger. But he don't have troubles with anything else, like let say... magic, or fire, or kryptonite, or gamma absorption, or whatever.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Why didn't Big G do that to Sentry instead of stalemating him????

You deserve an E slap for that.

Originally posted by xJLxKing
facepalm
Galactus has no weakness?

Not really. Out side of the plot device hunger, Galactus doesn't have any actual weaknesses.

It is off-topic, but current story in Son of Hulk revolves exactly around getting to Galactus through his hunger.
Maybe Batman could manage to somehow do... something like that? Like, get big G high on Black Lantern's energy battery or something...

Batman's best bet would be as I suggested, PLOT for Galactus' downfall, by manipulating events, but Batman doesn't typically play on that level. The universe and it's inhabitants tends to be below Galactus' notice until it's too late. He's vastly powerful, but his head is so lost in the stars it almost makes him retarded.
That's his weakness, hunger aside.

Originally posted by Survivor19
It is off-topic, but current story in Son of Hulk revolves exactly around getting to Galactus through his hunger.
Maybe Batman could manage to somehow do... something like that? Like, get big G high on Black Lantern's energy battery or something...


Well, I had a scenario in mind. Batman could gather all the top magic illusionists in the world, make Earth invisible, and disguise the moon as a lush, vibrant planet inhabited by volunteers that can survive in space. Big G tastes it, tastes like sh*t, he f*cks off.

But I just didn't think Galactus would fall for something like that.