John McClane runs the 007 Gauntlet

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Darth Martin
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No Guns/Weapons/Gadgets/SUVs - H2H Only

Let's see how McClane stacks up against the many James Bonds. Fight happens in a hotel room. Opponents can use materials lying around as weapons. McClane has his shoes tied on this time around. How far does he get? Can he clear?

Gauntlet
1. Roger Moore
2. Timothy Dalton
3. George Lazenby
4. Pierce Brosnan
5. Sean Connery
6. Daniel Craig

DarkNemesis
Moore should be a cake-walk. Dalton, Lazenby, and Connery all had brief showings of brilliance but ultimately they were all rather clumsy at H2H fighting, nothing McClane shouldn't be able to get past. Brosnan IMO is the closest to McClane's skill level, I think he can take it after a very difficult fight. But once he gets to Craig that's it, he gets curbstomped.

My final answer: He doesn't clear, he makes it to 6 and then Craig does unholy things to him.

Darth Martin
Finally someone answers. I think there's some major hate for Bond at KMC.

Moore should be a cakewalk. I also agree with you on Brosnan. If we use his best showings I'd go as far to say he's more skilled than McClane.

gobstakid777
i have only seen most of casino royale...and that's about it.everyone,including me, hates bond cause he gets genghis khan-level buns

Sadako of Girth
Watching McClane run the bond gauntlet would be like watching a bird fly, a corpse die or a politician lie..

Darth Martin
Why? I think McClane and Connery would make a good fight. He'd surely kill Dalton and Moore.

Sadako of Girth
Actually I agree there.

Connery Bond is a force to be reckoned with.

Sadako of Girth
Mac'd probably still win though.

Darth Martin
Craig would hand him ass, surely.

BruceSkywalker
WTH is all this McClane bumpage about?

Placidity
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
WTH is all this McClane bumpage about?

Sadoka went on a rampage.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Craig would hand him ass, surely.

Hmmmmmmmm thats a possibility. Craig doesnt f**k about...

It might be stalemate against Craig.

Darth Martin
No. You fanboyish love is clouding your judgement. No stalemate. Craig beats his ass. His H2H feats are much better.

Rogue Jedi
Mhm, anal buttrape administered by Mr. Craig.

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