Pimped-Up Batman Vs. Spider-Man

Joker has captured Spider-man and Batman. Spider-man is told to give Batman a serious beating or else Mary Jane is history. Just for the fun of it, Joker has taken all the weapons Batman has and his suit and replaced it with following:

NOTE: Batman gets no preparation time. Joker is like "Ok, fight this guy Batman! Why so serious?" and he says it really fast. Like in 0.9ms ...

Helmet Of Thor

Visor Of Cyclops

Cape Of Superman

Belt Of Hercules

Shirt/Jacket Of Captain America

Pants Of Hulk

Boots Of Flash

Walking Stick Of Daredevil

Can Spider-man save Mary Jane by beating armed-to-tip-to-toe Batman or is she doomed?

Yes.

Spider-man forces Bruce to eat all of those items.

What the hell is any of that going to help in a fight?

Except for DD's Billy Club/Cap's armor...

Batman still wins though.

That felt like rewatching Batman & Robin when they geared up.

Originally posted by Philosophía
That felt like rewatching Batman & Robin when they geared up.

😆

but spidey gets a bat-bitchslap

even without prep Batman will use his vast knowledge to outsmart Spiderman

Bats takes down Spidey who is stunned from laughing...
Then the Hulk, Thor, Supes and the rest beat the crap out of Bruce for stealing their clothes.. wich was Joker`s plan all along.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Bats takes down Spidey who is stunned from laughing...
Then the Hulk, Thor, Supes and the rest beat the crap out of Bruce for stealing their clothes.. wich was Joker`s plan all along.

😆

Originally posted by Blanket
What the hell is any of that going to help in a fight?

Except for DD's Billy Club/Cap's armor...

Batman still wins though.

Hulk's pants are virtually indestructible.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
even without prep Batman will use his vast knowledge to outsmart Spiderman

blowup

Spidey.

😊

This thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

batman loses thats a huge fashion faux pau

Spider-Man wins. Batman has bigger feet than Flash so the shoes would really hurt his mobility, Thor's helm would likely be falling over his eyes, and anyone who has seen the Increadibles can tell you the dangers of wearing a cape.

spidey 10/10

Originally posted by redhotrash
Spider-Man wins. Batman has bigger feet than Flash so the shoes would really hurt his mobility, Thor's helm would likely be falling over his eyes, and anyone who has seen the Increadibles can tell you the dangers of wearing a cape.

But Batman already wears a cape. 📖

Originally posted by redhotrash
Spider-Man wins. Batman has bigger feet than Flash so the shoes would really hurt his mobility, Thor's helm would likely be falling over his eyes, and anyone who has seen the Increadibles can tell you the dangers of wearing a cape.

Yea but there are no jets or tornadoes or even revolving doors (like got Dollar Bill in Watchmen) here are there?

see this is the crap that makes me laugh batman basically has armor and a stick and everyone says batman can win but when it comes to him having full gear everyone said batman couldn't take rhino who gets beat by spiderman all the time hahahahahahahahahahahahaha