Your best, corniest, & funniest horror movie line/s/quote/s you've ever heard in film

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FistOfThe North
There is no limit with the amount of lines you post.

Quotes can come from any horror film ever made, from any year.

From the Epic lines to the most awfullest of lines to the most hilarious lines.

Mentioning the movie, the year and the person whom quoted the line/s would be really cool but it's completely optional.


Fire away! Bwahahahah!

MildPossession
I can't think of any right now apart from one I've always liked since I heard it in Scream when it first came out:

Billy Loomis: "Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative".

HueyFreeman
Psycho
Normon Bates- "we all go a little mad sometimes"

A Nightmare on elm Street
Freddy Krueger " Hey Nancy, no running in the hallways"

Halloween
Doctor Sam loomis " He had this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the Devils eyes."

Exorcist
Regan "Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

Hellraiser
Pinhead "Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell".

Night of the Living dead
"There coming to get you Barbara"

Candyman
"Be my victim"


Funny line
Childs Play
Chucky- "You stupid *****, you filthy ****, I'll teach you to **** with me."

Insomniatric
Behind the Mask
I don't remember the line EXACTLY, but this is sort of what he said.

Behind The Mask: Rise of Leslie Vernon
"I chose to hold the balance to everything we hold good, and pure.


You chose journalism." - Leslie Vernon.

FistOfThe North
Hellraiser - Pinhead
"No more deals Kirstie. It is your flesh we want to experience. Not your skill at bargining."


N.o.Elm.St.pt1
Tina - "Ooh God.."
Freddy K.- "This,.. is God" (smiles hysterically and chops own fingers off)

HueyFreeman
Pumpkinhead
Witch- "He already has died, he already has."

Friday the 13th
Ms Voorhees "Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live! "

Children of the Corn
Malakai- OUTLANDER

Phantasm
Tallman- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!

Dawn of the Dead
Reporter- "When there is no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth."


The Shinning
Jack- "Wendy, darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt you"

Wendy -swings bat

Jack -" You didn't let me finish my sentence. I'm not gonna hurt you,......I'm just gonna bash your brains in,..... I'm gonna bash em right the **** in."

wicker_man
"In my day we respected our elders, we didn't eat them" - Undead

"I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!" - Bad Taste

Frank: "Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy
Barry: "Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder "-Bad Taste

FistOfThe North
one of the chessier ones..


"this IS the end, friend.."

- Childs Play.

jaden101
Spoon from Dog Soldiers had some classics

"I hope I give you the shits you ****in' wimp."

Pandemoniac
Capt. Rhodes in Day of the Dead, while being disembowled by the zombies;

Choke on em, choke on em!

gobstakid777
"What'd you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
oscar winner right here

Discos
Freddy Kruger: "Where's the f**kin bourbon"
NOES: Dream Child (i think).

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by Discos
Freddy Kruger: "Where's the f**kin bourbon"
NOES: Dream Child (i think). I think thats dream warriors

Evil dead
Cheryl "first we'll come for him and then we'll come for you"

Linda "Thank you, I dont know what I would have done if I remained on the hot coals, burnin my pretty flesh, you have pretty flesh, give it to us."

Night of the Demons

Stooge- " Eat a bowl of ****"

Stooge "Hey babe, I'll hold yours if you hold mine"

Another Stooge classic- "Dammit ***** come on. What you do flush yourself down the ****ing toilet."

Demons

Pimp " Faster, you act like you scared of breaking"

MildPossession
That's from worst quotes ever right lol, John Barrowman in whatever Z list movie.

Discos
ah your right it is dream warriors, god damn it it's my favourite part too! Thats what decides she needs to go to the sleep centre place.

FistOfThe North
Seymore: "You eat blood Audry II, lets face it! How am i supose keep feeding on you?!, kill people?!"

Audry II: "I'll make it worth your while.."

Seymore: "What?.."


- Little Shop of Horrors (a.k.a the best musical ever)

BackFire
He dreamt he was a man and loved it, but now the dreams over and the insect is awake -The Fly

Parmaniac
Funny

Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill):
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

Army of Darkness (Ash):
Shop smart shop S-mart

Discos
would you f*ck me... I would f*ck me :L

The part in Nightmare on Elm Street (i definatly think its part 4 this time), where a guy unfolds a huge map and cant find the end, and gets to the corner where it just reads in big writing "YOU'RE ****ED".

Micheal_Myers
It has to be done.

"GARBAGE DAY!" -Silent Night Deadly Night 2

MildPossession
Freddy's Dead: Final Nightmare, part 6.

Captain Howdy
Tremors: Runnin's not a plan; Runnin's what you when the plan fails.

They Live: I have come here to chew bubble and kick a$$ and I'm
all out of bubble gum.

Aliens: Maybe you haven't been keeping up with current events, but we
just got are a$$es kicked pal.

What are we supposed to use man, harsh language?

Predator: I ain't got time to bleed.

You all are a bunch of slack jawed *******. This stuff will
make you a sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

FistOfThe North
Please, feel free. Explore. We have eternity to know your flesh.

- Pinhead (H:H2)

FistOfThe North
Kirsty Cotton: Who are you?

Pinhead: Explorers from the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.



lol, fcukin love Pinhead. He just so.... horrifically poetic.

L!l'!c3y
i think tha corniest line was "i see dead people".. i wanted to kill that little boy.. mayne i hated all the past scary movies though.. none of them seem to scare me.. i tend to find them rather humorus..

FistOfThe North
life has no meaning anymore, does it. the wine sickens you, the food has no taste, there's just no reason for any of it, is there.. but what if i could give it back to you. pluck out the pain and give you a new life. one you could never imagine. and it would be for all time. and sickness, and death, will never touch you.

Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice, I, never had..



- Lestat "Interview with a Vampire"

Insomniatric
Scream (favorite line from the whole movie)

*phone call*
Casie: Why do you want to know my name?
Killer: Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
Casie: What?
Killer: I want to know who I'm talking too.
Casie (getting scared): That's not what you said.

FistOfThe North
Lestat: For you Louis. Pretend it's wine.. (hands him a wine glass filled with the young half alive prostitutes blood)

Louis: She's not dead...

Lestat: You're in love with your mortal nature. You resist the one thing that can bring you peace.

Louis: (pissed) You call this peace..(smacks off wine glass from outta Lestat's hand)

Lestat: We're predators. Who's all seeing eyes were meant to give them detatchment!

Louis: The girl, Lestat!

Lestat: Then take her Louis! End your hunger!

Louis: No!..

Lestat: Take your aesthete's, taste purer things, kill them swiftly if you will, but do it! For do not doubt!! You are a killer, Louis !!!



- IWAV (best scene in the movie) -and that's just half the scene-

steverules_2
Originally posted by MildPossession
That's from worst quotes ever right lol, John Barrowman in whatever Z list movie.

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freddykalldaway
Freddy Krueger
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Child
'How's this for a wet dream'

freddykalldaway
Another one from A Nightmare on Elm Street 4:

Kincaid: I'll see you in hell.
Freddy Krueger: Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.

FistOfThe North
Ripliey from "Alien" had a classic one.

"Get away from her you *****!" Like she actually said this to the Alien mother while she in that mech suit.

i think that's how it went..

Blinky
"COP-CABOB!"

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That ACDC Chick
Poltergeist: "They're here."

Saw: "I wanna play a game."

The Ring 2: "Mommy!!!"
"I'm not your ****ing mommy."

The Shining: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Dracula: "Aren't you drinking?"
"I never drink... wine."

Selphie
Ohhh Troll 2

HyophYBP_w4

That ACDC Chick
is that Kristen Stewarts dad? ~haremm~

FistOfThe North
"What'sa matter kid, don't I make you laugh?! Ain't I fcukin' funnneeeeeee!! You better answer now or else i'm gonna kill your whole, fcukin', family.."

- that clown dude from "the devils rejects"


lol. I think that's how it went.

Myth
This movie is full of bad/funny 1 liners: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQNwyTvwBJc&feature=related

sixella 34
"Garbage Day!"

sixella 34
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Poltergeist: "They're here."

Saw: "I wanna play a game."

The Ring 2: "Mommy!!!"
"I'm not your ****ing mommy."

The Shining: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Dracula: "Aren't you drinking?"
"I never drink... wine."

The Ring 2 "Mommy!!!"
"Im not your ****ing mommy."

isn't that from "The Orphan", aswell?

Lord Shadow Z
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Funny

Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill):
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!



Got another:

Starling: It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.

Lecter: I didn't

Starling: No. No, you ate yours

I love that exchange between them.

the ninjak
Pinhead : There is no Good, no evil......Only Flesh!

Bob : I'm coming to get you Barbara! (Night of the Living Dead)

Horace : Wolfman's got nards!

Lord Shadow Z
Originally posted by the ninjak

Horace : Wolfman's got nards!

Oh no not Monster Squad, I can't believe I've remembered that! big grin

It was quite fun at the time I saw it though, although it says a lot about how teens can confidently tackle supernatural monsters.

WickedDynamite
Tarman: "BRAINS! Live brains!"

Blinky
I just thought of this one, and it's gotta be the most funny shit I've ever heard in any movie, not just horror/thrillers. From The Silence of the Lambs :

"Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me... I'd f*ck me so hard. I'd f*ck myself." - Buffalo Bill (to self in mirror)

Hahahahaahahahahaha, classic.

Earthlover
a baby's uterus has more room than in there!

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