Mario vs Wesker

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SuperLuigi
all feats. mario has access to all powerups except superstar

1. unarmed

2. 33 shots

XanatosForever
Mario crunches him under a castle. Then hammers the castle and Wesker into rubble. no expression

ScreamPaste
Lettign Mario have a bunch of items really makes this spitier than it had to be, with the castle feats included and all... =/

Neo Darkhalen
Yes because I keep forgetting Wesker doesn't have superhuman strength, speed, agility and a tactical mind/mastery in hand to hand combat.

Wesker could easier out maneuver a falling castle and even if it did land on him, he would easily get back up, just like when he had hefty metal construction blocks fall on him in CV he was able to rise without a single scratch.

The only way Chris could even beat Wesker in RES 5 was due to him poising Wesker, twice, since Wesker is at optimal power during this match and has a gun, he could easily defeat Mario.

Q'Anilia
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Yes because I keep forgetting Wesker doesn't have superhuman strength, speed, agility and a tactical mind/mastery in hand to hand combat.

Wesker could easier out maneuver a falling castle and even if it did land on him, he would easily get back up, just like when he had hefty metal construction blocks fall on him in CV he was able to rise without a single scratch.

The only way Chris could even beat Wesker in RES 5 was due to him poising Wesker, twice, since Wesker is at optimal power during this match and has a gun, he could easily defeat Mario.

You're overrating Wesker.

Sin_Volvagia
Wesker wins. Mario has nothing that will make him explode.

Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Q'Anilia
You're overrating Wesker.

No, I'm listing what he's done in his history.

He's a master of hand to hand combat, he's smart, he's fast, he's strong, he survived a mesh of thick metal construction blocks that fell from a height on top of him; having half his face burnt off.

for god sake will you people actually go and play the entire resident evil series before you talk about overrating.

Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Wesker wins. Mario has nothing that will make him explode.

At least someone can see sense.

What a farce this is.

Q'Anilia
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
At least someone can see sense.

What a farce this is.

I never said Wesker loses, if that's what you're implying.

CosmicComet
Mario auto loses any thread in which his gayness quotient is higher than his opponent's.

Screw toon force bs and cardboard castle lifting.

Ms.Marvel
wesker 10/10.

MooCowofJustice
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Mario auto loses any thread in which his gayness quotient is higher than his opponent's.

Screw toon force bs and cardboard castle lifting.

NOU mad

NemeBro
Anyone who considers Mario destroying or throwing a castle in Super Mario World a credible feat is a moron.

Nemesis X
Wesker's too fast. He'll dodge Mario's attacks and will impale him with only two fingers.

Ridley_Prime
As seemingly overrated as Wesker has become, yeah. He still wins this.

Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Q'Anilia
I never said Wesker loses, if that's what you're implying.

Not at all.

I was just directing that more at the thread starter then anything so apologies that I wasn't clearer on that.

I wouldn't say I was overrating him, he's proven to do all these abilities in game, I've never said he was bulletproof (like one person mentioned once) or anything like that, his reflexes for instance could use major work, if he can't see you then you can damage him with a gun or a weapon that can be used at a range.

Q'Anilia
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Not at all.

I was just directing that more at the thread starter then anything so apologies that I wasn't clearer on that.

I wouldn't say I was overrating him, he's proven to do all these abilities in game, I've never said he was bulletproof (like one person mentioned once) or anything like that, his reflexes for instance could use major work, if he can't see you then you can damage him with a gun or a weapon that can be used at a range.

It's alright.

Maneuvering away from below below a falling castle as well as brushing it away even if he didn't move away does to me sound like nothing more than hype.

At least assuming the castle is the size a castle generally is, as well as assuming that a castle would endure being thrown and end up landing with the full extent of its weight on the target.

Nemesis X
Mario's Italian right? He can add the PG67AW in a pizza and give it to Wesker.

Ridley_Prime
But seven minutes is all Wesker can spare to have a pizza, and those seven minutes will probably already be up by the time Wesker gets close to accidentally coming across that PG67AW.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
But seven minutes is all Wesker can spare to have a pizza, and those seven minutes will probably already be up by the time Wesker gets close to accidentally coming across that PG67AW.

What? I said Mario only gives him one pizza that has the PG67AW.

Ridley_Prime
A piece of pizza or an entire pizza? From what you said, it looked like it was the latter.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
A piece of pizza or an entire pizza? From what you said, it looked like it was the latter.

He pours it all over the pizza.

Ridley_Prime
Then he'll probably hallucinate when he looks at it, thinking it's Mr. Redfield, and yell "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!" as he kicks the pizza off the table and steps on it.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Then he'll probably hallucinate when he looks at it, thinking it's Mr. Redfield, and yell "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!" as he kicks the pizza off the table and steps on it.

I don't think Wesker would even dare ruin a good pineapple pizza because for some reason I think that's his favorite. He'll just think Mario is Chris, kick his ass, and begins to eat the pizza and then he dies from food poisoning because of the PG67AW added into it.

Ridley_Prime
lol Fair enough. laughing out loud

SuperLuigi
there is absolutely nothing wesker can do to hurt mario? metal mario wont be hurt by him, neither will tanooki suit mario. invisible mario, ghost mario, fire flower, ice flower, hell regular mario whips wesker.

Ridley_Prime
Originally posted by SuperLuigi
there is absolutely nothing wesker can do to hurt mario
There's plenty he can do.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
metal mario wont be hurt by him
How durable is Metal Mario exactly? Wesker while weakened, was able to make a huge dent on the wall of a metal plane when he punched it.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
neither will tanooki suit mario. invisible mario, ghost mario, fire flower, ice flower
Wesker can dodge Mario's fire, ice, and whatever other projectiles the same way he dodges gunfire, and based on what I've seen in games, Mario's fire flower is a hell of a lot slower than a bullet.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
hell regular mario whips wesker.
How? By saying "Here we go!" and hopping on Wesker's head?

Need I remind you, Albert also has a healing factor, having healed a stab wound through the chest from a Tyrant and healed a severe burn on the face in just 5 minutes.

Mario's got nothing on him.

ScreamPaste
Nothing on him? Castle lifting pretty much puts Mario in a situation where Wesker is essentially very fest tomato-paste-to-be.

Ridley_Prime
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Screw toon force bs and cardboard castle lifting.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Anyone who considers Mario destroying or throwing a castle in Super Mario World a credible feat is a moron.

SuperLuigi
anyone who quotes nemebro like his word is alpha and omega is a moron. wesker gets his punches timed by chris and countered. a hit from mario sends a much larger bowser spinning on his back around a small planet. he will K.O. wesker out. He cant dodge mario's ice. its isnt a projectile. if mario touches he or vice versa then wesker is frozen.

NemeBro
You dare disagree with the law of The Almighty himself!?

Mario wanking is honestly hilarious.

Like how that little hollow ball of fire is a "star" and Bowser surviving it is akin to surviving a supernova.

Or how you refer to that little rock that isn't as big as my house a small planet.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by SuperLuigi
anyone who quotes nemebro like his word is alpha and omega is a moron. wesker gets his punches timed by chris and countered. a hit from mario sends a much larger bowser spinning on his back around a small planet. he will K.O. wesker out. He cant dodge mario's ice. its isnt a projectile. if mario touches he or vice versa then wesker is frozen.

Someone's been hitting on the mushrooms lately.

SuperLuigi
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Someone's been hitting on the mushrooms lately.

hitting the pipe not mushrooms.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You dare disagree with the law of The Almighty himself!?

Mario wanking is honestly hilarious.

Like how that little hollow ball of fire is a "star" and Bowser surviving it is akin to surviving a supernova.

Or how you refer to that little rock that isn't as big as my house a small planet.

smaller than i remember but mario knockin bowser on his lizard ass is impressive and that will knock wesker out

NemeBro
I am not going to say who wins because I cannot remember much of Mario, but Mario does have consistent enough feats to contend with Wesker physically at least.

Ridley_Prime
Originally posted by SuperLuigi
wesker gets his punches timed by chris and countered.
That only happens during gameplay, which doesn't count, and during the time Wesker was weakened as a result of being injected. When Wesker was at his prime, Chris and Jill couldn't land a single hit on him when they fought at the Spencer Estate.

I'm under the impression that Mario is fighting Wesker at full power, not a weaker Albert.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
a hit from mario sends a much larger bowser spinning on his back around a small planet. he will K.O. wesker out.
If Bowser ever gets stabbed through the chest by a Tyrant or severely burned on the face and lives to tell about it, then I'll agree.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
He cant dodge mario's ice. its isnt a projectile. if mario touches he or vice versa then wesker is frozen.
Mario won't touch him though. That's the thing. Wesker's way too fast for him unless there's some plot device involved.

NemeBro
Bowser takes baths in magma, deep in volcanoes.

As in literal baths.

Yeah.

Ridley_Prime
Ah yeah. Forgot about that.

Would he heal, or at least survive from being impaled though?
Being the cartoonish villain that he is, I guess Nintendo would never show that happening to him for us to know. >.>

ScreamPaste
From what I know about Bowser, it'd take one HELL of a lot of force to impale him to begin with. Did you see the spikey bombs he was thrown into face-first in Mario64? Then they exploded so hard they sent him flying back to the center of the battlefield, and he was fine.

Q'Anilia
Originally posted by SuperLuigi
smaller than i remember but mario knockin bowser on his lizard ass is impressive and that will knock wesker out

With strain. And he require momentum.

NemeBro
Bowser is still much heavier and more durable than Wesker, and in other games he can harm him with pure physical attacks.

Q'Anilia
That is true.

SuperLuigi
Originally posted by Q'Anilia
With strain. And he require momentum.

um no this was galaxy and he used his fists miss

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