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What would your choice of weapons be? And transportation? What would be your calling card? (Things you would leave on your victims, like a rose, pennies on their eyes, etc)


1 Sidearm, 1 Rifle (any shotgun, machine gun, sniper rifle, etc), 1 melee weapon.

Me? I'd carry a Beretta 92f, an AK47, and a baseball bat.

I'd drive a Chevrolet 4x4 Suburban.

My calling card? An unlit cigarette dangling from their lips.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My calling card? An unlit cigarette dangling from their lips.

"Sarge, I think it's a gang war victim.

No son...see that unlit cigarette? Why....this was obviously the work of Pall-Mall-Menthol-Man"

awesrg

Pall-Mall-Menthol-Man!!! WIN!!!

weapons
AK,tec 9,MAC 10,Milkor MGL,M4A1 w/ M203,Bowie Knife,Grenade,Aluminum Baseball bat,and Molotov Cocktails

transporation-
sumthin unnoticeable, like a black ford tarus or chevy surburban, or a Suzuki Hayabusa GSXR1300

calling card
have cube carved on the back of their neck

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
"Sarge, I think it's a gang war victim.

No son...see that unlit cigarette? Why....this was obviously the work of Pall-Mall-Menthol-Man"

awesrg

Originally posted by gobstakid777
have cube carved on the back of their neck

Why not just make it a fcking tesseract. I mean hey, kill 5 guys in 20 seconds, spend 3 hours carving em up

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pall-Mall-Menthol-Man!!! WIN!!!

Your sidekick is a 16 y old girl called "Virginia Slims".

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Why not just make it a fcking tesseract. I mean hey, kill 5 guys in 20 seconds, spend 3 hours carving em up
i agree

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Your sidekick is a 16 y old girl called "Virginia Slims".
joe camel shits on both of them

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Your sidekick is a 16 y old girl called "Virginia Slims". Does she have nice bewbz? 16? Then we would be based in Vegas, 16 is legal age of consent


wtf is a tesseract?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Does she have nice bewbz? 16? Then we would be based in Vegas, 16 is legal age of consent

wtf is a tesseract?

Awesome bewbs. But she hates you cause you totally suck.

4dimensional cube.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Does she have nice bewbz? 16? Then we would be based in Vegas, 16 is legal age of consent


wtf is a tesseract?




http://nodebox.net/code/data/shared/2007-05-31-00-23-43_tesseract.png

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Awesome bewbs. But she hates you cause you totally suck.

4dimensional cube. Whatever, ***** follows my orders to a T.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whatever, ***** follows my orders to a T.

Nah, she thinks you're a 2nd stringer, she wishes she were someone else's sidekick. Someone like....THE CIGAR (dum de duuuuuum).

Cause ya know.....he's got a massive.....SUV or something...

hw00t

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Nah, she thinks you're a 2nd stringer, she wishes she were someone else's sidekick. Someone like....THE CIGAR (dum de duuuuuum).

Cause ya know.....he's got a massive.....SUV or something...

hw00t She's delusional haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She's delusional haermm

Well you know...if you don't like her there's always alternatives like:

"Ashtray" - underaged stereotypical african american boy, has 1 line every 9 pages that is in ebonics. Powers: good athlete, can create a small cloud of ash at will, and can play a mean 1 on 1 b ball. Will eventually die. Slept with Virginia Slims once.

"Zippo" - underaged stereotypical Irish boy. Green eyes and red hair. Has 1 line every 3 pages. Likes to say "Jaysis" and "Fooker" very often. Powers: can create fire with his fingertips. Has been sleeping with Virginia Slims for the past 3 months.

"Nails" - underaged stereotypical african american boy, has 1 line every 9 pages that is in ebonics. Powers: good athlete, can create a slightly bigger cloud of ash at will, and can play a mean 1 on 1 b ball. Will eventually die. Has cornrows. Slept with Virginia Slims once.

"Peace Pipe" - 50 year old hippie. Wears rainbow t-shirts. Remembers protesting the war in 'nam. Likes to say "maaaan" every 3 lines. Has a line every 3 pages. Is constantly high. Powers: cosmic awareness. Slept with Virginia Slims twice.

"Gertrude" - Gertrude is your sister. She is 3 years older. She thinks you're a ****ing freak. She's an attorney at law. She gives you a lift every once in a while when that piece of shit Chevrolet fails on you. Her husband kicked your ass when you showed up at their wedding reception piss drunk 4 years ago. She's pregnant. She'll eventually lose the baby due to you in some way or another. Had a lesbian experience with Virginia Slims once.







Damn I'm enjoying this way too much.

I'll stick with Virginia Slims haermm

I'd be pink, and have a weapon that squirts blood. I'd fly around on a maxi-pad, sort of like a magic carpet... . .. .. . oh, wait, I thought it said 'If you were a vagina.' My bad.

haermm

Lame.

You are mean.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w83/WarHero56/006_Charizard.jpg

haermm

I'd be Stanley: The Stuttering Knight.

Powers: Talking to the suspect while horrendously stuttering non-stop. My incessant stutter would drive the suspect to blow his brains out to end the cacophonous assault of my speech impediment as to give him some piece of mind.

Calling card: Well, just see my awesome avatar and sig.

I'd drive a 2005 Ford Taurus, which is precisely what I drive now.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'd be Stanley: The Stuttering Knight.

Powers: Talking to the suspect while horrendously stuttering non-stop. My incessant stutter would drive the suspect to blow his brains out to end the cacophonous assault of my speech impediment as to give him some piece of mind.

Calling card: Well, just see my awesome avatar and sig.

I'd drive a 2005 Ford Taurus, which is precisely what I drive now.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3362/epicyf5.jpg

Originally posted by gobstakid777
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3362/epicyf5.jpg ..............................

RJ BSODed at the hotness

I might have fapped

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I might have fapped
Haha suprise suprise

Weapons: M16, Smith & Wesson Sigma, English Rapier.
Abilities: TimeShift's Beta Suit (includes regenerating shields, and the ability to stop, slow, and reverse time.)
suit looks like this:
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/Mksmoke2/timeshift.jpg
Calling Card: a medallion with the visor's image on it nearby.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I might have fapped

Lets keep weapons/powers real mk?

the ultimate vigilante

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq1G-diee1o

I'd be the next rorschache or however the f*ck you spell it

You'd go to prison?

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd be the next rorschache or however the f*ck you spell it
u wuldn't last a one night
i'm jus playin

Charlie Bronson pwns Rorschach.

vin diesel pwns charlie bronson, but Omar Little pwns them all