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Ma Boggs, "Every Which way but Loose", versus Jack Colt and Wes Luger, "Loaded Weapon 1."

Jack and Wes are trying to serve a warrant on Philo Beddoe, they approach Ma Boggs as she sits on her porch. Ma thinks they stole her Oreos, so she pulls her shotgun and starts blasting. Do Jack and Wes have a chance?

I think Ma wins....those shotgun blasts were blowin' up that Biker gangs bikes..lol. They were pussies anyway...but still...lol.

Pretty sure Jack and Wes can attain cover first, but the fact remains that Ma is pwnage with a guage.

Clyde swings down from the ceiling and in one speedy orangumovement, decapitating Wes...

Ma uses this surprise moment to level her cannon shotgun get a bead on Jack, squeezes the trigger, and Jack's chest explodes out of his back....



........and Clyde smears Orangupoop into the corpse's blank staring eyes and slaps it's face.

Clyde is not home.

Then she does all above, herself.

I tried youtubing the scene where she pwns the widows, couldnt find it.