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Philo Beddoe and Tank Murdock from "Every which way but Loose" team up with Mickey the Pikey, "Snatch" to take on Lone Wolf McQuade and the Wagner twins from "Double Impact."

The fight takes place in the same place where Philo took on the entire Black Widow gang, you know, where Orville trashed their bikes with the garbage truck.

one shot from McQuade is all it takes

Not accurate, you mean the Pikey.

Beddoe was beating Murdoch bad in the first movie. Beddoe faked a defeat, so Murdoch wouldn't lose face..lol. I would've teamed Beddoe up with the guy he fought in "Any which way you can". That was a back and forth fight...and could've gone either way, but Beddoe pulled it out in the end.

I'm not familiar with McQuade...but, the van damme twins would wreck Beddoe and his team.

Doubtful. Beddoe and Mickey are MAD skilled at boxing, one punch KO artists.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Doubtful. Beddoe and Mickey are MAD skilled at boxing, one punch KO artists.

True, but the van Damme twins are skilled in kickboxing. Those roundhouses would have more reach than a Beddoe punch. I can't comment on Mickey...I'm not familiar with him.

Mickey is like Beddoe x 5. Style means nothing, who is a more skilled fighter?

If McQuade don't put a bullet in them ,then he will use his mad martial arts skills on them

Here is what it boils down to:

Who is more skilled at their style? If person A is an 8/10 at martial arts, and person B is a 10/10 at boxing, then person B pwns.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here is what it boils down to:

Who is more skilled at their style? If person A is an 8/10 at martial arts, and person B is a 10/10 at boxing, then person B pwns.

not really.. i doubt they can block his kicks,, if they can block his kicks then they have a chance, if not McQuade pwns

Fisrt time Mickey or Beddoe get inside his kicks, he's a goner.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fisrt time Mickey or Beddoe get inside his kicks, he's a goner.


not if team two keep them at bay and toy with them

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Beddoe was beating Murdoch bad in the first movie. Beddoe faked a defeat, so Murdoch wouldn't lose face..lol. I would've teamed Beddoe up with the guy he fought in "Any which way you can". That was a back and forth fight...and could've gone either way, but Beddoe pulled it out in the end.

I'm not familiar with McQuade...but, the van damme twins would wreck Beddoe and his team.

Yeah I agree with this appraisal. It comes largely down to an outnumbering problem.

Its basically Beddoe and Mickey versus Two Van Dammes and some dude Ive never heard of but I assume he is a MA champion, or olympian level practioner of violence, while Tank sits in the corner, knocked out..

However Beddoe and Mickey would stand way more of a chance were Clyde to be involved. Noone on that opposing team would be able to take his Oranguhooks.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
not really.. i doubt they can block his kicks,, if they can block his kicks then they have a chance, if not McQuade pwns

They'd be better off keeping to the outside, making them miss, waiting to catch them wrong footed then steam in combinations blazing.....

.....then....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fisrt time Mickey or Beddoe get inside his kicks, he's a goner.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They'd be better off keeping to the outside, making them miss, waiting to catch them wrong footed then steam in combinations blazing.....


perhaps, but the martial arts can also stick and movie themselves as they evade the punches...


also I doubt the bare knucklers can withstand spin kicks and drop kicks to the face

They dont evade combinations of shirt powerful, full bodyweight, high speed punches so easily as there are generally so many of them to fend against and most guard systems fall apart under that pressure.

If those kinds of kicks land flush, then, yeah its often trouble for the Boxer. But the likelihood of the boxer getting to the other guy before that happens is high. And if flashy moves like those fail, they are exposed against the boxer, who wiould be leaping on that countering opportunity like it was the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

A kicker needs to root and would not be at an advantage when it came to facing off against a boxer with good footwork. The lateral movement and hooking of the jab alone would mess up the opponent. Let alone bursting in and out with flurries involving hooks, crosses and uppercuts. And Beddoe and Mickey both have one shot KO power and manuverability..

If anything the Kicker is better off sweeping/attacking the leading leg of the Boxer, who when rooted, will most of the time, have his weight on the leading leg. (Any Boxer worth their salt that has been in situations with a kicker, or who has crosstrained will know to watch for that one)

Beddoe and Mickey have enough damage soak to absorb anything the three kickers can levy their way.

I think Clyde and Billy Jack should be added to the roster.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They dont evade combinations of shirt powerful, full bodyweight, high speed punches so easily as there are generally so many of them to fend against and most guard systems fall apart under that pressure.

If those kinds of kicks land flush, then, yeah its often trouble for the Boxer. But the likelihood of the boxer getting to the other guy before that happens is high. And if flashy moves like those fail, they are exposed against the boxer, who wiould be leaping on that countering opportunity like it was the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

A kicker needs to root and would not be at an advantage when it came to facing off against a boxer with good footwork. The lateral movement and hooking of the jab alone would mess up the opponent. Let alone bursting in and out with flurries involving hooks, crosses and uppercuts. And Beddoe and Mickey both have one shot KO power and manuverability..

If anything the Kicker is better off sweeping/attacking the leading leg of the Boxer, who when rooted, will most of the time, have his weight on the leading leg. (Any Boxer worth their salt that has been in situations with a kicker, or who has crosstrained will know to watch for that one)

thing is I doubt they will fail

Well that is a position of faith.

They could be MADE to fail, by virtue of whatever Beddoe/Mickey do.

One things for sure, they wont be doing any of that hanging around waiting to be done that so many of Van Damme's standard victims have done.
No choreographer= Doom for most Movie Martial arts moves..
As most choppy visually flairy shit fails in pressure situations especially when the compliciity of the "opponent" is removed.

Originally posted by Robtard
Beddoe and Mickey have enough damage soak to absorb anything the three kickers can levy their way.

I think Clyde and Billy Jack should be added to the roster.

Very true. I neglected that aspect.

and of course the martial artist have excellent damage soaks as well

What evidence is there of their damage soak, for these particular guys..?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
and of course the martial artist have excellent damage soaks as well

I've only seen bits of Lone Wolf years ago, but I don't recall all that much damage soaking from the twins, least not the level of pummeling Beddoe and the Picky took in their fights.

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Its looking better for team fist than I initially expected.





You know who I thought it a shame that Beddoe never fought....?


That little mechanic dude.
He took some crazy shit to the jaw, several times, barely blinked, then proceeded directly to pwning all present left, right and centre.

That little dude could almost have fought Clyde and lived, Im sure.

Originally posted by Robtard
I've only seen bits of Lone Wolf years ago, but I don't recall all that much damage soaking from the twins, least not the level of pummeling Beddoe and the Picky took in their fights. Accurate.