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Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh are travelling back from the experience they were brutally subjected to, *See Rigg's 'Deliverance gauntlet' thread for details* that Riggs doesnt want to talk about ever again.

Being distrustful now of waterways, boats, canoes etc, they drive back to LA.

The drive is long and hard.
Along the highway the partners, tired, decide to stop in for a rest, which takes them to a Road House.


Sam Neil's character kills Murtaugh in a disagreement over whether or not Roger's Dress fits the dress code and he leaves to go clean off all those Murtaugh brains off of him..

This enrages Riggs and he confronts the head cooler, who happens to be Jack Dalton.

The two fight H2H.

Only one can emerge the victor in a fight for their very lives..

HA, Riggs kicks Dalton in the pancreas.

Now now. Thee man has just died.
No need to be so nasty.

Thats not why I made this thread.... And Dalton showed none of his actor's illness.



I say Riggs goes home with no throat.

Nah, Riggs KILLS mother****ers h2h, rooms full of them, his onscreen feats far outweigh Dalton's.

Sure, but that was against bums/low grade lackeys..

I havent seen anything from Riggs that'd show abilty to deal with Dalton.

riggy martin

Dalton rips out Riggs' throat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
HA, Riggs kicks Dalton in the pancreas.

LoL, but it's a bit early.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sure, but that was against bums/low grade lackeys..

I havent seen anything from Riggs that'd show abilty to deal with Dalton. They were ex military trained mercs, man. Dalton wouldve gotten cornholed by Joshua.

They were shit armed mercs then, If 1 unarmed man could rush through a room killing them all, able to get the drop on them the way he did.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They were ex military trained mercs, man. Dalton wouldve gotten cornholed by Joshua.


Nah.... Joshua would most likely have ended the same way as the dude who's windpipe Dalton ripped out.

Remeber, you can't do slappy, girly spin kick stuff if you cant breathe cause of all the blood flowing into your lungs.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They were shit armed mercs then, If 1 unarmed man could rush through a room killing them all, able to get the drop on them the way he did. He killed two by breaking their necks, then used their weapons on them, using them as shields. They were well trained, not shit. Stop the Riggs hate, dude. Put McClane in that same scenario and he gets pwned. Even moreso with Dalton.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So it WASNT unarmed, as you maintained in the past.

Well McClane killed four guys in less space ( an elevator) in a quicker time in DH 3, and took out a highly trained seal team by himself in DH 2.

He later killed their bosses and all their troops.


McClane showed greater durability than Riggs.

Next........

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So it WASNT unarmed, as you maintained in the past.

Well McClane killed four guys in less space ( an elevator) in a quicker time in DH 3, and took out a highly trained seal team by himself in DH 2.

He later killed their bosses and all their troops.

Next........ I always maintained he started out unarmed, acquiring weapons as he went.

Yeah, Mac did that, kudos to him, he and Riggs are both uber badasses, can we move on now please?

If you can go for more than 2 weeks without going around backstabbing/ambushing with rants accussing people of being fanboys. Then Yes.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If you can go for more than 2 weeks without going around backstabbing/ambushing with rants accussing people of being fanboys. Then Yes. sadako, you have GOT to accept the fact that we are BOTH fanboys.

I dont, actually.

I parodize fanboyism.

You were what I parodized.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I dont, actually.

I parodize fanboyism.

You were what I parodized. You are John McClane's number one squeeze, his mistress, the whore hiding in his closet. Embrace it

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am Harry Potter's number one squeeze, his mistress, the whore hiding in his closet. Embrace it

I know.

And I have.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I know.

And I have. You reek of denial haermm

You think it to be a wet bit in Egypt.

BTW: Dudes name was Wade Garrett.

Thats right.

He likes the Dude's style.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The drive is long and hard.

Apparantly, the Deliverance gauntlet was something they still haven't forgotten. awesome

I was going to make a thread exactly like this.

I say Riggs goes home without a throat.

That, or Dalton goes home with a broken neck. Or Riggs drop kicks him in the pancreas.

Originally posted by Impediment
I was going to make a thread exactly like this.

I say Riggs goes home without a throat.

Amen.

And he gets his ass beat/throat ripped out to the tunes of Jeff Healey.

That throat rip was epic, man. Second only to MaGruber.

I think the real question is.....who has the nicest hair?

Riggs

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/mg.jpg

Jack Dalton

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But neither can hold a candle to this guy

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/bs.jpg

Well its between Stiller and Swayze there.

Riggs looks like he was dragged through a bush backwards after having Murtaugh's sex-wee used as hair gel.

Riggs kicks Roadhouse's ass.

In the hair stakes?

How could he repell that neck attack (remember that Mrs.Riggs/Murtaugh can't intervene)

Oh nobody beats Swayze in the hair department. NOBODY!!

He even had the little flick down the front like Superman.

Hah! There we have it.

Riggs gets his face dirty danced on.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well its between Stiller and Swayze there.

Riggs looks like he was dragged through a bush backwards after having Murtaugh's sex-wee used as hair gel. Stiller shits on them in a hair contest.

It's a wig.

Swayze keeps it real. I bet it still looks great.

To this day? Unlikely.

He still looks in better shape than Gibson does now.

But nit Riggs.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But nit Riggs.

Yes he looks like he has nits too.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes he looks like he has nits too.
haermm

I just cant get it out of my head that when hes on his supermarket date with Rika in LW2, that hes probably thinking "I'll put you in a f***ing rosegarden, you c**t" on the inside, now.

The illusion of gentlemanly Riggs is gone forever.