Deadpool starts a fight....
That damn Deadpool is bored....he gets into Alicia Keys home and rearranges her furniture and to be cruel he sets mouse traps in some very inappropriate places (bedside clock, drinking glass counter, her "toy" box). He then goes to Aunt Mays and switches her "1 a day" pills for ecstasy and sets her loose on the NY club scene
Clouded by their anger Ben and Pete decide to resolve this in the XMen danger room. Which hero walks out the winner
Spidey
vs
Thing