I don't know what BL stands for.
Hulk has an organ that allows him to breathe and talk underwater, and in space, sand ain't gonna do jack sh*it. Abomination isn't gonna fall for that either, in a fight, they'll be focused on him, so not paying attention isn't gonna fly.
And he's gonna make hands of sand try to hold Hulk and Abomination??? Claws of Adamantium couldn't hold Hulk.
And he can only manipulate the sand as a part of his body, as in, he makes big hands, they have to be his own hands, he can't just make hands out of nowhere.
What distractions can he make?
Sandman is a dumbass.
If he's blood lusted(can't believe I forgot what that was), why would he bother with distractions, he would be trying to maim/kill the 2.
He wouldn't bother with suffocation, he's pissed. Plus Abom can hold his breath for like...ever, he has this weird self induced coma thing where he can survive for as long as he needs to.
And you obviously have no idea what the inside of a body looks like, Sandman would get soggy trying to get inside them, plus Hulk has healed from far worse than spikes.
As far as I can recall, Hulk's only ever been pierced by adamantium and virbanium. Sand can't get anywhere near that dense, durable, and sharp. Hulk also doesn't need air. And I seriously doubt Sandman could build enough pressure to expand inside Hulk. All of this goes for Abomination as well. Except that Abomination eventually needs to breathe or like the other dude said, he'll go into a coma until he can breathe again. But he'll otherwise be fine.
One thunderclap from either of the Team would disperse Sandman so much, it would take ages for him to recompose himself. By that time, the Team would have gone to the "Green Bunny" strip club where She-Hulk dances. Hulk knows she's his cousin. Hulk doesn't care.