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Every character in comics is now weakened by kryptonite, no matter where they were born. Every comic universe now has the resources to make synthetic kryptonite, and the same amount of natural kryptonite found in DC. What happens?

Eternity dies of kryptonite poisoning.

The multiverse is destroyed.

Kryptonite wins.

Scarlet Witch says "No more kryptonite".

TOAA and LT try to stop the madness, only to be hurled on by Galactus, whose tossing up Krpytonite chunks that Squirrel Girl shoved down his throat, while in her protective squirrel suit of course. Now TOAA and LT get infected, and comics cease to exist.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Every character in comics is now weakened by kryptonite, no matter where they were born. Every comic universe now has the resources to make synthetic kryptonite, and the same amount of natural kryptonite found in DC. What happens?

Is there a reason for this thread? I mean is there a deeper thought behind that?

Originally posted by KingD19
TOAA and LT try to stop the madness, only to be hurled on by Galactus, whose tossing up Krpytonite chunks that Squirrel Girl shoved down his throat, while in her protective squirrel suit of course. Now TOAA and LT get infected, and comics cease to exist.

This therefore causes a huge decrease in the number of people that use KMC. Because of this great drop, eventually everyone just leaves the forum. Almost everybody else then leaves on every other comic forum, and comic book shops go out of business. Comic book fans fight over these precious antiques, and on the forums trolls start infecting the unmoderated forums. This soon starts an ecomomic crisis, and soon the entire world in engulfed in a civil war. So when the aliens invade we're too distracted and can't fight back, SO WE ALL DIE!

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Is there a reason for this thread? I mean is there a deeper thought behind that?

You expect philosophy from this forum?

Forgot to add the reason why the Aliens invade earth was mostly due to the lack of comic, since little do the earlthings know the only reason they exist is to churn out comic books! Other than that we are useless.

On the plus side, the alien chicks are teh hawtness, and they want to mate with us, giving us super powers.

Because we all die, the comic book company known as "Humanity" is finally completed. Soon they decide to start another comic book line, and the old Humanity line goes out of print. Therefore, the Targons that still love the adventures about a fictional universe about homo sapiens fight over the last parts. Then the Turians make a thread asking "what if the targons all died?" and then the Targons all die, so the Turians fight over the last Targon comic books...

mxy snaps it all away..

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Every character in comics is now weakened by kryptonite, no matter where they were born. Every comic universe now has the resources to make synthetic kryptonite, and the same amount of natural kryptonite found in DC. What happens? Jack Kirby comes back to life.

The f*ck is going on here?

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
You expect philosophy from this forum?

I expect you to make sense and have a point when you make a thread.

That being said, only the DC universe is affected by this. Everyone else is OK.

Originally posted by Galan007
mxy snaps it all away..
but he will be too weakened from kryptonite poisoning...

Originally posted by King Kandy
but he will be too weakened from kryptonite poisoning... If he's a reality warper, couldn't he just eliminate the poisoning effects?

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
If he's a reality warper, couldn't he just eliminate the poisoning effects?
no, he wll be too weakened to warp reality.

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