Stupid Facebook

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Jaeh.is.Awesome
There is a CALAMITY in the Philippines and FACEBOOK is one of the ways we keep in touch and post news, and repost news, comments, and anything that would help. and Facebook banned me from posting on walls or on comments!

This is IMPORTANT! This is the only way I can contribute in helping right now and they banned me. sad This is not fair. I understand why they banned me - who knows, maybe I *am* a spammer, but I AM NOT. What annoys me most is that I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THEM.

THEY BANNED ME. This is important - I post and repost news on how to help my fellow Filipinos. I'm trying to provide info and all that!

...do you guys know how to send a COMPLAINT to fb people? I've been looking for the complaint-whatever feature EVERYWHERE. it's not even in their help center!

~:Mr.Anderson:~
make sock.

EvilAngel
Sorry i deleted my account because Facebook is just a pain in the butt.

I'm sorry i can't help you, and i really hope it works out for you =(

Ahsoka Tano
Facebook probably thinks you're a terrorist

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
make sock.

making sock's a pain. and if they find out I'm a sock - I don't want to be banned for real.


It lasts for only 1-2 days. but in 1-2 days the news would die down and I wouldn't be able to help through this anymore. >>.

~:Mr.Anderson:~
lul i have 5 facebook socks.

Jaeh.is.Awesome
it's hard to monitor all of them. stick out tongue but if worse comes to worse, i probably would try it >>.

anyway, it turns out I'm only banned on posting links on walls and comments. still.. not being able to post comments in a pain..

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
lul i have 5 facebook socks.

Why?

TRiNiTYfemi
I'd suggest sending emails hun cuz it looks like that if you send the same link/content a certain amount of times, no matter what it is, then facebook track it and ban or warn you accordingly... its not fair its just their way of cutting out spammers I guess

Jaeh.is.Awesome
yeah.. I figured.

thanks. smile

~:Mr.Anderson:~
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Why? bored this summer, beat all my games. mafia wars had cool items that i needed 5 more "friends" to get.

Being sad, miserable, and lonely, I made 5 imaginary friends.

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
bored this summer, beat all my games. mafia wars had cool items that i needed 5 more "friends" to get.

Being sad, miserable, and lonely, I made 5 imaginary friends.

thats... no expression >>.

occultdestroyer
LULZ
I just got recently banned too for the same reason haermm

They probably think we be spammin'

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by occultdestroyer
LULZ
I just got recently banned too for the same reason haermm

They probably think we be spammin'

I've accepted my lot, and would just be volunteering tomorrow. xD

Syren
Facebook can be a severe pain in the ass because it restricts its users for what it considers spamming activities, and yet thrusts adverts in our faces left, right and centre.

I was trying to let my friends know about a live broadcast we were doing a while back so I copied the link to the site and pasted it into new conversations via Facebook chat with about 10 friends, until I was given a warning for 'spamming'. I only sent the link to each person ONCE, and they're all people that knew me and who I knew would appreciate the heads up. I'm getting wound up just thinking about it laughing out loud

steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
There is a CALAMITY in the Philippines and FACEBOOK is one of the ways we keep in touch and post news, and repost news, comments, and anything that would help. and Facebook banned me from posting on walls or on comments!

This is IMPORTANT! This is the only way I can contribute in helping right now and they banned me. sad This is not fair. I understand why they banned me - who knows, maybe I *am* a spammer, but I AM NOT. What annoys me most is that I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THEM.

THEY BANNED ME. This is important - I post and repost news on how to help my fellow Filipinos. I'm trying to provide info and all that!

...do you guys know how to send a COMPLAINT to fb people? I've been looking for the complaint-whatever feature EVERYWHERE. it's not even in their help center!


What you need to do is fine the horn of a unicorn and then blow in it to make the facebook faries come with the magical golden pen...to get the pen you have to slay the facebook dragon to get the paper to write on because its the only paper that the pen will write on...then once thats done you have to write down your complaint in ogre language...and then, then...you may get to write on walls again

Jaeh.is.Awesome
@syren: yeah. haermm I got banned. blocked. totally. got only one warning and poof! hope it gets back into service tomorrow.

Originally posted by steverules_2
What you need to do is fine the horn of a unicorn and then blow in it to make the facebook faries come with the magical golden pen...to get the pen you have to slay the facebook dragon to get the paper to write on because its the only paper that the pen will write on...then once thats done you have to write down your complaint in ogre language...and then, then...you may get to write on walls again

...wow. a quest!

...nah. stick out tongue

steverules_2
EDIT: Find smile

Oh come on! Quests are great!

Jaeh.is.Awesome
you go, then. stick out tongue

steverules_2
But I have no problem with facebook, they let me post on my wall 131

BUT you have problems lady..with them not in general...or you might I dunno

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
But I have no problem with facebook, they let me post on my wall 131

BUT you have problems lady..with them not in general...or you might I dunno

i've accepted my place: i'm just gonna volunteer physically tomorrow. 131 so... yeah.

still annoying, tho xD

steverules_2
I could get them to somehow un-ban you if we spend a night in a hotel room for a night of handcuffs and a whip until the early morning, how do you feel about wearing a nurse costume and school uniform?

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
I could get them to somehow un-ban you if we spend a night in a hotel room for a night of handcuffs and a whip until the early morning, how do you feel about wearing a nurse costume and school uniform?

are we going to play unspeakable things with the nurse and school uniform costumes? shifty

steverules_2
Yup, you're a naughty school girl who's been sent to the principle office (me being the principle) and then I'm the patient who's ill or the sexy new doctor!! And your my nurse big grin

Jaeh.is.Awesome
I dunno whether to be flattered, horrified, or something else shifty mhmm

steverules_2
You asked if we could play unspeakable things lady, was your idea to play not mine...though the thought did occur to me smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
There is a CALAMITY in the Philippines and FACEBOOK is one of the ways we keep in touch and post news, and repost news, comments, and anything that would help. and Facebook banned me from posting on walls or on comments!

This is IMPORTANT! This is the only way I can contribute in helping right now and they banned me. sad This is not fair. I understand why they banned me - who knows, maybe I *am* a spammer, but I AM NOT. What annoys me most is that I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THEM.

THEY BANNED ME. This is important - I post and repost news on how to help my fellow Filipinos. I'm trying to provide info and all that!

...do you guys know how to send a COMPLAINT to fb people? I've been looking for the complaint-whatever feature EVERYWHERE. it's not even in their help center!

Wait, so...did they ban you?

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
You asked if we could play unspeakable things lady, was your idea to play not mine...though the thought did occur to me smile

I asked if we are, and you answered. stick out tongue you could've said no.

I was thinking we could also play weird pranks on people. more fun. stick out tongue

steverules_2
So playing games and pranking people...sounds good smile

Jaeh.is.Awesome
yes. indeed...

all this for facebook?

steverules_2
Yes smile We both win in the end

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by Bardock42
Wait, so...did they ban you?

banned/blocked from posting comments and links on walls. *still annoyed*

@steve: I guess so. how do we convince them, though?

steverules_2
I dunno...I'll find a way smile just spend that night with me and...I'll get the job done, in more than one way 131

Jaeh.is.Awesome
what job?

steverules_2
In the room and outside

Jaeh.is.Awesome
you fill the water balloons; i drop them. 131

steverules_2
*sigh* I always have to do all the work...

Jaeh.is.Awesome
I'm wearing a skirt. I'm a girl. those are good enough excuses. 131

steverules_2
You're a girl huh? Pics or else it ain't true shifty

Jaeh.is.Awesome
oh you've seen them. *smirk*

steverules_2
Giggity big grin Well...maybe I wanna see them again

Jaeh.is.Awesome
*facepalm*

use your memory. stick out tongue

steverules_2
I dont have a memory...who are you again? shifty

Jaeh.is.Awesome
If you don't know, then I don't either. *smug*

steverules_2
Your name is Steve.is.Aweomse shifty or in the bedroom miss naughty wink

Jaeh.is.Awesome
are you sure? I vaguely remember the name Jaeh in here something... mhmm

steverules_2
No you decided to change it...plus you wanted to come to my room for some fun and love making till the early morn or...something like that shifty

Jaeh.is.Awesome
*blinks* really? I remember something about the word Jaeh and handcuffs, too... Are you a cop?

steverules_2
Only if you want me to be 131

Jaeh.is.Awesome
are you?

steverules_2
No I'm not...I'm the guy you wanna spend a night in a hotel room with...and if not accept this nice orange juice that doesn't have bear tranquilizer in it smile

Jaeh.is.Awesome
bear tranquilizers would kill me! O.O

have you ever heard of roofies...

steverules_2
Whats that?


Ok fine...a low grade beaver tranquilizer glare

Jaeh.is.Awesome
..I take it you haven't watched hangover, then. google roofies. xD

need to go to sleep - tranq not neede. stick out tongue see ya when i see ya. don't watch me while I'm sleeping. stick out tongue

steverules_2
I'll watch you while you shower and whenever ur naked...if you sleep naked then I will watch you smile If you see a flash then...it's lightning

Jaeh.is.Awesome
you scare me. stick out tongue

Eon Blue
Make a myspace.

Jaeh.is.Awesome
I have one. I just don't use it. and most of the people in the Philippines don't use myspace.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
you scare me. stick out tongue

You love it

Jaeh.is.Awesome
haha, I don't like people stalking me like edward cullen. >>.

steverules_2
Bleugh, I hate him...hate Bella twice as much

Jaeh.is.Awesome
hate them all, hate the whole bloody book, bloody movie, bloody characters, bloody writer..

burn them.

steverules_2
I hate what they did to vampires, they burn in light...they die in light...they don't friggin sparkle like a damn pixie fairy

~:Mr.Anderson:~
yea. dracula>edward.

Jaeh.is.Awesome
YES.

They're not real vampires.. always thought they were pixies... mhmm

YAY faceboo gave me back comments and wall links!

steverules_2
Yeah thats all thanks to me I was all like 'Yo facebook...people...give that Jaeh girl the walls and comments...stuff...and they were all like oh noes it's steve we'd better do it' and thus big grin

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
Yeah thats all thanks to me I was all like 'Yo facebook...people...give that Jaeh girl the walls and comments...stuff...and they were all like oh noes it's steve we'd better do it' and thus big grin

I should thank you then. stick out tongue how can I thank you?

...*regrets she asked stick out tongue *

steverules_2
...sorry I could sworn you just said how can you thank me and then...well there was all kinda stuff filling my head eek! Well lets just say...a night on a yaught, some strawberries, cream...some Barry White...stoned

Syren
Good god, you two are actually hijacking everywhere with your flirting and blossoming romance laughing out loud

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
...sorry I could sworn you just said how can you thank me and then...well there was all kinda stuff filling my head eek! Well lets just say...a night on a yaught, some strawberries, cream...some Barry White...stoned

....yacht. it's spelled yacht. stick out tongue ... YOU HAVE A YACHT?! eek!
chocolate syrup...almond chips... ice cream... and now we have a sundae. 131

Originally posted by Syren
Good god, you two are actually hijacking everywhere with your flirting and blossoming romance laughing out loud

gotta spread the love haermm

steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
....yacht. it's spelled yacht. stick out tongue ... YOU HAVE A YACHT?! eek!
chocolate syrup...almond chips... ice cream... and now we have a sundae. 131



gotta spread the love haermm

It's KMC, spelling doesn't matter to me smile Ok fine we can have a sundae


You love me no expression Well...this relationship certainly is moving more rapidly than expected sly

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
It's KMC, spelling doesn't matter to me smile Ok fine we can have a sundae


You love me no expression Well...this relationship certainly is moving more rapidly than expected sly

stick out tongue

yay sundae! ^^

it sounded better than "gotta spread the flirting" no expression

steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
stick out tongue

yay sundae! ^^

it sounded better than "gotta spread the flirting" no expression

I think a certain Jaeh likes me wink

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
I think a certain Jaeh likes me wink

who's Jaeh?

steverules_2
You are

Jaeh.is.Awesome
I am what?

steverules_2
You're Jaeh

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Oh.

and I like you? Sounds about right.

you're a good friend of mine. stick out tongue

steverules_2
I can be more than a good friend shifty

Can be bestest friends foreverest!! stick out tongue

Jaeh.is.Awesome
foreverest is not a word, therefore that statement in void. mhmm

steverules_2
You clearly have not seen scrubs, there's an episode where Dr. Cox says foreverest, since Dr. Cox > everything, that makes it a word big grin

Jaeh.is.Awesome
pwned. xD

fine. bestest friend foreverest.

it sounds like... like... like..

steverules_2
Sorry I had to pwn you but...yeah I kinda enjoyed it awesome We should pwn more often

Like what?

Jaeh.is.Awesome
ah pwn... pwning is so fun.

like.. I dunno. it sounds like something, but yeah.

steverules_2
Yes it really is smile


How do you know it sounds like something if you cant remember what it sounds like?

Jaeh.is.Awesome
I dunno. you just know. *shrug* it makes no sense, but it does.

steverules_2
...have you been drinking lemonade?

mikeydude
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
ah pwn... pwning is so fun.

like.. I dunno. it sounds like something, but yeah.
i know what you mean.....

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by mikeydude
i know what you mean.....

at least he understands. >>.

I have a smiley to go with this, but I forgot the code.

Originally posted by steverules_2
...have you been drinking lemonade?

no.

but now i want one.

steverules_2
I'm not surprised u forgot

Why do you want lemonade?

mikeydude
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
at least he understands. >>.

I have a smiley to go with this, but I forgot the code.



no.

but now i want one.
ahh.. well its ok.

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm not surprised u forgot

Why do you want lemonade?

embarrasment

because I'm thirsty. and your post reminded me of that. >>.

steverules_2
I got a nice glass of cool lemonade right here with me now smile It's sooooooo good

Jaeh.is.Awesome
...erm

steverules_2
Trying to annoy you isn't going so well...

Jaeh.is.Awesome
it's because I'm tired, sick, and sleepy stick out tongue My mind can't think of anything witty.

steverules_2
Then you must be tired, sick and sleepy all the time stick out tongue

Jaeh.is.Awesome
ouch. stick out tongue

these past few days, though.. stick out tongue

steverules_2
I'm a pwn machine today sly So what exactly is wrong with you? What kind of sickness do you have?

Jaeh.is.Awesome
cold.. cough.. the usual.

pwn machine... psssh. stick out tongue

steverules_2
Thats not the only kinda machine I am wink 131

Jaeh.is.Awesome
roll eyes (sarcastic) heeerrre we go.

do tell me more. stick out tongue

steverules_2
Hey I only got 6 months left of being a teen here, let me enjoy it while I can hw00t

It's like that queen song...I'm a sex machine, ready to reload

Jaeh.is.Awesome
boys. roll eyes (sarcastic)

i just let you pwn me. so you could enjoy it. stick out tongue besides, it's polite to respect your elders by letting them win. 131

...you know, i haven't heard that song yet. stick out tongue

steverules_2
Uh huh sure, whatever helps you sleep at night roll eyes (sarcastic)


How could you not have heard queen - Don't stop me now? ohmy

Jaeh.is.Awesome
yeah. keep telling yourself that, too. stick out tongue

because I don't listen to music like that much. stick out tongue

steverules_2
So I tell myself everynight 'whatever helps you sleep at night'? sly


roll eyes (sarcastic) Well I love my music smile

Jaeh.is.Awesome
yes. sure. why not. whatever works for you. stick out tongue

i love mine, too. stick out tongue

steverules_2
roll eyes (sarcastic)


Well clearly not since you dont listen to it much stick out tongue

Jaeh.is.Awesome
you so did not just roll your eyes at me.

we don't have the same music, apparently.

steverules_2
I so just did wink

Clearly, I have better music

Jaeh.is.Awesome
well that's my thing. no one rolls their eyes at me. roll eyes (sarcastic)

uh, no. stick out tongue

steverules_2
roll eyes (sarcastic) Well I just did

Uh yes stick out tongue

Jaeh.is.Awesome
I'm better at it than you are. roll eyes (sarcastic)

no. stick out tongue

steverules_2
I disagree with that statement roll eyes (sarcastic)

yes. stick out tongue

Jaeh.is.Awesome
sure. but that doesn't mean it's not true. roll eyes (sarcastic)

...no. stick out tongue

steverules_2
when someone like you gets pwned as much as u do then it is true so stick out tongue and a roll eyes (sarcastic) to you big grin

...yes. stick out tongue

Jaeh.is.Awesome
keep telling yourself that. stick out tongue

fine. you win. just because I'm going to bed now. stick out tongue

steverules_2
I will since you've already said that I've pwned you twice today sly

I always win biscuits Time difference ftw stick out tongue

Jaeh.is.Awesome
roll eyes (sarcastic)

...fine. stick out tongue keep telling yourself that, too. stick out tongue

steverules_2
You just said I win...and plus there is a time difference between us stick out tongue You keep telling me to tell myself things that are true...it's very strange sly

BruceSkywalker
just play yakuza lords on facebook.. that will make things better big grin

steverules_2
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Have lots of sex with men.. that will make things better, it worked for me big grin


confused

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by steverules_2
confused


laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
You just said I win...and plus there is a time difference between us stick out tongue You keep telling me to tell myself things that are true...it's very strange sly

i'd give you another facepalm, but...

facepalm

there you go. stick out tongue

steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
i'd give you another facepalm, but...

facepalm

there you go. stick out tongue

ugh3

Dont make me Jesus palm you again ahah

Jaeh.is.Awesome
it only effects me once. then no more. stick out tongue

steverules_2
I'll find some really good one's

Jaeh.is.Awesome
we'll see. stick out tongue

steverules_2
Do you really wanna be pwned again?

Jaeh.is.Awesome
ahah

steverules_2
Yeah exactly, I didn't think so

Jaeh.is.Awesome
you can't pwn me.

steverules_2
I already have...twice!

Jaeh.is.Awesome
it's all in your imagination.

steverules_2
Its also in your posts...

Jaeh.is.Awesome
...it's collective... imagination..

steverules_2
You can think what you want but you know you did...don't make me find your posts and quote you, it would be pwning no.3

Jaeh.is.Awesome
collective imagination. you and i imagined it, there may be proof, but it is under our imagination, so it doesn't count. 131

steverules_2
Yes my imagination...and everyone else's

Jaeh.is.Awesome
Yes.

...I realize how absurd my argument sounds, but I can't just let you win. >>.

Mairuzu
idiots

steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
Yes.

...I realize how absurd my argument sounds, but I can't just let you win. >>.

I've already won wink

Jaeh.is.Awesome
I know. *sigh*

steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
I know. *sigh*

There, there wink

Jaeh.is.Awesome
zip it. you're not helping. stick out tongue

steverules_2
I know stick out tongue

Jaeh.is.Awesome
was that on purpose ahah

steverules_2
Nooooo course not...shifty

Jaeh.is.Awesome
*SMACK* stick out tongue

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