Stupid Facebook
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Jaeh.is.Awesome
There is a CALAMITY in the Philippines and FACEBOOK is one of the ways we keep in touch and post news, and repost news, comments, and anything that would help. and Facebook banned me from posting on walls or on comments!
This is IMPORTANT! This is the only way I can contribute in helping right now and they banned me.
This is not fair. I understand why they banned me - who knows, maybe I *am* a spammer, but I AM NOT. What annoys me most is that I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THEM.
THEY BANNED ME. This is important - I post and repost news on how to help my fellow Filipinos. I'm trying to provide info and all that!
...do you guys know how to send a COMPLAINT to fb people? I've been looking for the complaint-whatever feature EVERYWHERE. it's not even in their help center!
~:Mr.Anderson:~
make sock.
EvilAngel
Sorry i deleted my account because Facebook is just a pain in the butt.
I'm sorry i can't help you, and i really hope it works out for you =(
Ahsoka Tano
Facebook probably thinks you're a terrorist
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
make sock.
making sock's a pain. and if they find out I'm a sock - I don't want to be banned for real.
It lasts for only 1-2 days. but in 1-2 days the news would die down and I wouldn't be able to help through this anymore. >>.
~:Mr.Anderson:~
lul i have 5 facebook socks.
Jaeh.is.Awesome
it's hard to monitor all of them.
but if worse comes to worse, i probably would try it >>.
anyway, it turns out I'm only banned on posting links on walls and comments. still.. not being able to post comments in a pain..
Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
lul i have 5 facebook socks.
Why?
TRiNiTYfemi
I'd suggest sending emails hun cuz it looks like that if you send the same link/content a certain amount of times, no matter what it is, then facebook track it and ban or warn you accordingly... its not fair its just their way of cutting out spammers I guess
Jaeh.is.Awesome
yeah.. I figured.
thanks.
~:Mr.Anderson:~
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Why? bored this summer, beat all my games. mafia wars had cool items that i needed 5 more "friends" to get.
Being sad, miserable, and lonely, I made 5 imaginary friends.
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
bored this summer, beat all my games. mafia wars had cool items that i needed 5 more "friends" to get.
Being sad, miserable, and lonely, I made 5 imaginary friends.
thats...
>>.
occultdestroyer
LULZ
I just got recently banned too for the same reason haermm
They probably think we be spammin'
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by occultdestroyer
LULZ
I just got recently banned too for the same reason haermm
They probably think we be spammin'
I've accepted my lot, and would just be volunteering tomorrow. xD
Syren
Facebook can be a severe pain in the ass because it restricts its users for what it considers spamming activities, and yet thrusts adverts in our faces left, right and centre.
I was trying to let my friends know about a live broadcast we were doing a while back so I copied the link to the site and pasted it into new conversations via Facebook chat with about 10 friends, until I was given a warning for 'spamming'. I only sent the link to each person ONCE, and they're all people that knew me and who I knew would appreciate the heads up. I'm getting wound up just thinking about it
steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
There is a CALAMITY in the Philippines and FACEBOOK is one of the ways we keep in touch and post news, and repost news, comments, and anything that would help. and Facebook banned me from posting on walls or on comments!
This is IMPORTANT! This is the only way I can contribute in helping right now and they banned me.
This is not fair. I understand why they banned me - who knows, maybe I *am* a spammer, but I AM NOT. What annoys me most is that I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THEM.
THEY BANNED ME. This is important - I post and repost news on how to help my fellow Filipinos. I'm trying to provide info and all that!
...do you guys know how to send a COMPLAINT to fb people? I've been looking for the complaint-whatever feature EVERYWHERE. it's not even in their help center!
What you need to do is fine the horn of a unicorn and then blow in it to make the facebook faries come with the magical golden pen...to get the pen you have to slay the facebook dragon to get the paper to write on because its the only paper that the pen will write on...then once thats done you have to write down your complaint in ogre language...and then, then...you may get to write on walls again
Jaeh.is.Awesome
@syren: yeah. haermm I got banned. blocked. totally. got only one warning and poof! hope it gets back into service tomorrow.
Originally posted by steverules_2
What you need to do is fine the horn of a unicorn and then blow in it to make the facebook faries come with the magical golden pen...to get the pen you have to slay the facebook dragon to get the paper to write on because its the only paper that the pen will write on...then once thats done you have to write down your complaint in ogre language...and then, then...you may get to write on walls again
...wow. a quest!
...nah.
steverules_2
EDIT: Find
Oh come on! Quests are great!
Jaeh.is.Awesome
you go, then.
steverules_2
But I have no problem with facebook, they let me post on my wall 131
BUT you have problems lady..with them not in general...or you might I dunno
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
But I have no problem with facebook, they let me post on my wall 131
BUT you have problems lady..with them not in general...or you might I dunno
i've accepted my place: i'm just gonna volunteer physically tomorrow. 131 so... yeah.
still annoying, tho xD
steverules_2
I could get them to somehow un-ban you if we spend a night in a hotel room for a night of handcuffs and a whip until the early morning, how do you feel about wearing a nurse costume and school uniform?
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
I could get them to somehow un-ban you if we spend a night in a hotel room for a night of handcuffs and a whip until the early morning, how do you feel about wearing a nurse costume and school uniform?
are we going to play unspeakable things with the nurse and school uniform costumes?
steverules_2
Yup, you're a naughty school girl who's been sent to the principle office (me being the principle) and then I'm the patient who's ill or the sexy new doctor!! And your my nurse
Jaeh.is.Awesome
I dunno whether to be flattered, horrified, or something else
mhmm
steverules_2
You asked if we could play unspeakable things lady, was your idea to play not mine...though the thought did occur to me
Bardock42
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
There is a CALAMITY in the Philippines and FACEBOOK is one of the ways we keep in touch and post news, and repost news, comments, and anything that would help. and Facebook banned me from posting on walls or on comments!
This is IMPORTANT! This is the only way I can contribute in helping right now and they banned me.
This is not fair. I understand why they banned me - who knows, maybe I *am* a spammer, but I AM NOT. What annoys me most is that I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THEM.
THEY BANNED ME. This is important - I post and repost news on how to help my fellow Filipinos. I'm trying to provide info and all that!
...do you guys know how to send a COMPLAINT to fb people? I've been looking for the complaint-whatever feature EVERYWHERE. it's not even in their help center!
Wait, so...did they ban you?
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
You asked if we could play unspeakable things lady, was your idea to play not mine...though the thought did occur to me
I asked if we are, and you answered.
you could've said no.
I was thinking we could also play weird pranks on people. more fun.
steverules_2
So playing games and pranking people...sounds good
Jaeh.is.Awesome
yes. indeed...
all this for facebook?
steverules_2
Yes
We both win in the end
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by Bardock42
Wait, so...did they ban you?
banned/blocked from posting comments and links on walls. *still annoyed*
@steve: I guess so. how do we convince them, though?
steverules_2
I dunno...I'll find a way
just spend that night with me and...I'll get the job done, in more than one way 131
steverules_2
In the room and outside
Jaeh.is.Awesome
you fill the water balloons; i drop them. 131
steverules_2
*sigh* I always have to do all the work...
Jaeh.is.Awesome
I'm wearing a skirt. I'm a girl. those are good enough excuses. 131
steverules_2
You're a girl huh? Pics or else it ain't true
Jaeh.is.Awesome
oh you've seen them. *smirk*
steverules_2
Giggity
Well...maybe I wanna see them again
Jaeh.is.Awesome
*facepalm*
use your memory.
steverules_2
I dont have a memory...who are you again?
Jaeh.is.Awesome
If you don't know, then I don't either. *smug*
steverules_2
Your name is Steve.is.Aweomse
or in the bedroom miss naughty
Jaeh.is.Awesome
are you sure? I vaguely remember the name Jaeh in here something... mhmm
steverules_2
No you decided to change it...plus you wanted to come to my room for some fun and love making till the early morn or...something like that
Jaeh.is.Awesome
*blinks* really? I remember something about the word Jaeh and handcuffs, too... Are you a cop?
steverules_2
Only if you want me to be 131
steverules_2
No I'm not...I'm the guy you wanna spend a night in a hotel room with...and if not accept this nice orange juice that doesn't have bear tranquilizer in it
Jaeh.is.Awesome
bear tranquilizers would kill me! O.O
have you ever heard of roofies...
steverules_2
Whats that?
Ok fine...a low grade beaver tranquilizer glare
Jaeh.is.Awesome
..I take it you haven't watched hangover, then. google roofies. xD
need to go to sleep - tranq not neede.
see ya when i see ya. don't watch me while I'm sleeping.
steverules_2
I'll watch you while you shower and whenever ur naked...if you sleep naked then I will watch you
If you see a flash then...it's lightning
Jaeh.is.Awesome
you scare me.
Jaeh.is.Awesome
I have one. I just don't use it. and most of the people in the Philippines don't use myspace.
steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
you scare me.
You love it
Jaeh.is.Awesome
haha, I don't like people stalking me like edward cullen. >>.
steverules_2
Bleugh, I hate him...hate Bella twice as much
Jaeh.is.Awesome
hate them all, hate the whole bloody book, bloody movie, bloody characters, bloody writer..
burn them.
steverules_2
I hate what they did to vampires, they burn in light...they die in light...they don't friggin sparkle like a damn pixie fairy
~:Mr.Anderson:~
yea. dracula>edward.
Jaeh.is.Awesome
YES.
They're not real vampires.. always thought they were pixies... mhmm
YAY faceboo gave me back comments and wall links!
steverules_2
Yeah thats all thanks to me I was all like 'Yo facebook...people...give that Jaeh girl the walls and comments...stuff...and they were all like oh noes it's steve we'd better do it' and thus
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
Yeah thats all thanks to me I was all like 'Yo facebook...people...give that Jaeh girl the walls and comments...stuff...and they were all like oh noes it's steve we'd better do it' and thus
I should thank you then.
how can I thank you?
...*regrets she asked
*
steverules_2
...sorry I could sworn you just said how can you thank me and then...well there was all kinda stuff filling my head
Well lets just say...a night on a yaught, some strawberries, cream...some Barry White...stoned
Syren
Good god, you two are actually hijacking everywhere with your flirting and blossoming romance
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
...sorry I could sworn you just said how can you thank me and then...well there was all kinda stuff filling my head
Well lets just say...a night on a yaught, some strawberries, cream...some Barry White...stoned
....yacht. it's spelled yacht.
... YOU HAVE A YACHT?!
chocolate syrup...almond chips... ice cream... and now we have a sundae. 131
Originally posted by Syren
Good god, you two are actually hijacking everywhere with your flirting and blossoming romance
gotta spread the love haermm
steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
....yacht. it's spelled yacht.
... YOU HAVE A YACHT?!
chocolate syrup...almond chips... ice cream... and now we have a sundae. 131
gotta spread the love haermm
It's KMC, spelling doesn't matter to me
Ok fine we can have a sundae
You love me
Well...this relationship certainly is moving more rapidly than expected sly
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
It's KMC, spelling doesn't matter to me
Ok fine we can have a sundae
You love me
Well...this relationship certainly is moving more rapidly than expected sly
yay sundae! ^^
it sounded better than "gotta spread the flirting"
steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
yay sundae! ^^
it sounded better than "gotta spread the flirting"
I think a certain Jaeh likes me
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
I think a certain Jaeh likes me
who's Jaeh?
Jaeh.is.Awesome
I am what?
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Oh.
and I like you? Sounds about right.
you're a good friend of mine.
steverules_2
I can be more than a good friend
Can be bestest friends foreverest!!
Jaeh.is.Awesome
foreverest is not a word, therefore that statement in void. mhmm
steverules_2
You clearly have not seen scrubs, there's an episode where Dr. Cox says foreverest, since Dr. Cox > everything, that makes it a word
Jaeh.is.Awesome
pwned. xD
fine. bestest friend foreverest.
it sounds like... like... like..
steverules_2
Sorry I had to pwn you but...yeah I kinda enjoyed it awesome We should pwn more often
Like what?
Jaeh.is.Awesome
ah pwn... pwning is so fun.
like.. I dunno. it sounds like something, but yeah.
steverules_2
Yes it really is
How do you know it sounds like something if you cant remember what it sounds like?
Jaeh.is.Awesome
I dunno. you just know. *shrug* it makes no sense, but it does.
steverules_2
...have you been drinking lemonade?
mikeydude
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
ah pwn... pwning is so fun.
like.. I dunno. it sounds like something, but yeah.
i know what you mean.....
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by mikeydude
i know what you mean.....
at least he understands. >>.
I have a smiley to go with this, but I forgot the code.
Originally posted by steverules_2
...have you been drinking lemonade?
no.
but now i want one.
steverules_2
I'm not surprised u forgot
Why do you want lemonade?
mikeydude
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
at least he understands. >>.
I have a smiley to go with this, but I forgot the code.
no.
but now i want one.
ahh.. well its ok.
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm not surprised u forgot
Why do you want lemonade?
because I'm thirsty. and your post reminded me of that. >>.
steverules_2
I got a nice glass of cool lemonade right here with me now
It's sooooooo good
Jaeh.is.Awesome
...
steverules_2
Trying to annoy you isn't going so well...
Jaeh.is.Awesome
it's because I'm tired, sick, and sleepy
My mind can't think of anything witty.
steverules_2
Then you must be tired, sick and sleepy all the time
Jaeh.is.Awesome
ouch.
these past few days, though..
steverules_2
I'm a pwn machine today sly So what exactly is wrong with you? What kind of sickness do you have?
Jaeh.is.Awesome
cold.. cough.. the usual.
pwn machine... psssh.
steverules_2
Thats not the only kinda machine I am
131
Jaeh.is.Awesome
heeerrre we go.
do tell me more.
steverules_2
Hey I only got 6 months left of being a teen here, let me enjoy it while I can hw00t
It's like that queen song...I'm a sex machine, ready to reload
Jaeh.is.Awesome
boys.
i just let you pwn me. so you could enjoy it.
besides, it's polite to respect your elders by letting them win. 131
...you know, i haven't heard that song yet.
steverules_2
Uh huh sure, whatever helps you sleep at night
How could you not have heard queen - Don't stop me now? ohmy
Jaeh.is.Awesome
yeah. keep telling yourself that, too.
because I don't listen to music like that much.
steverules_2
So I tell myself everynight 'whatever helps you sleep at night'? sly
Well I love my music
Jaeh.is.Awesome
yes. sure. why not. whatever works for you.
i love mine, too.
steverules_2
Well clearly not since you dont listen to it much
Jaeh.is.Awesome
you so did not just roll your eyes at me.
we don't have the same music, apparently.
steverules_2
I so just did
Clearly, I have better music
Jaeh.is.Awesome
well that's my thing. no one rolls their eyes at me.
uh, no.
steverules_2
Well I just did
Uh yes
Jaeh.is.Awesome
I'm better at it than you are.
no.
steverules_2
I disagree with that statement
yes.
Jaeh.is.Awesome
sure. but that doesn't mean it's not true.
...no.
steverules_2
when someone like you gets pwned as much as u do then it is true so
and a
to you
...yes.
Jaeh.is.Awesome
keep telling yourself that.
fine. you win. just because I'm going to bed now.
steverules_2
I will since you've already said that I've pwned you twice today sly
I always win biscuits Time difference ftw
Jaeh.is.Awesome
...fine.
keep telling yourself that, too.
steverules_2
You just said I win...and plus there is a time difference between us
You keep telling me to tell myself things that are true...it's very strange sly
BruceSkywalker
just play yakuza lords on facebook.. that will make things better
steverules_2
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Have lots of sex with men.. that will make things better, it worked for me
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Originally posted by steverules_2
You just said I win...and plus there is a time difference between us
You keep telling me to tell myself things that are true...it's very strange sly
i'd give you another facepalm, but...
facepalm
there you go.
steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
i'd give you another facepalm, but...
facepalm
there you go.
ugh3
Dont make me Jesus palm you again ahah
Jaeh.is.Awesome
it only effects me once. then no more.
steverules_2
I'll find some really good one's
Jaeh.is.Awesome
we'll see.
steverules_2
Do you really wanna be pwned again?
steverules_2
Yeah exactly, I didn't think so
Jaeh.is.Awesome
you can't pwn me.
steverules_2
I already have...twice!
Jaeh.is.Awesome
it's all in your imagination.
steverules_2
Its also in your posts...
Jaeh.is.Awesome
...it's collective... imagination..
steverules_2
You can think what you want but you know you did...don't make me find your posts and quote you, it would be pwning no.3
Jaeh.is.Awesome
collective imagination. you and i imagined it, there may be proof, but it is under our imagination, so it doesn't count. 131
steverules_2
Yes my imagination...and everyone else's
Jaeh.is.Awesome
Yes.
...I realize how absurd my argument sounds, but I can't just let you win. >>.
steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
Yes.
...I realize how absurd my argument sounds, but I can't just let you win. >>.
I've already won
Jaeh.is.Awesome
I know. *sigh*
steverules_2
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
I know. *sigh*
There, there
Jaeh.is.Awesome
zip it. you're not helping.
steverules_2
I know
Jaeh.is.Awesome
was that on purpose ahah
steverules_2
Nooooo course not...
Jaeh.is.Awesome
*SMACK*
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