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*Mech enters wearing an ill fitting operation gown*

Oooh its a bit nippy in here.

Right Gundy, whats first in my training?

you need to get rid of those stiff nipples of yours mech

Now, THAT is bravery...

I could cut glass with these raspberries.

razorsharp maybe you can use them to cut other things with too, I have a diamond here I want to part into two diamonds

Technical geekery - You can only cut diamonds by striking them along thier planes of weakness.

You can hang your hat and coat on them if you want though?

I dont think Gundy is going to like an assistant with bigger nipples than her!

Yeah but maybe mech has a secret.

Dim your lightsaber got bigger?!

Maybe you have a secret?

I didnt think you would notice..

Tex knows all and sees all.

Between Mech's nipples and your throbbing lightsabre, I've seen enough!

so..what kind of mad experiments will you lead then, mech?

You better behave in that basement!!!

the art of door finding

HWich is pretty tricky these days.

so I am told

Dunno Mah, I await the all powerful Gundy to begin under her instruction.

I may wear a vest under this gown to keep the nips at bay.

allready seen what we require, I prefer that it was a girl that had shown us the nipples though. Christ Mech, bleeeeewwwwwww

Steady, or I'll take your eye out with one thrust of my pigeon chest!

humming bird chest is more like it

Is it true that todays scientists still can't work out how a humming bird can fly like it does?

She's busy with me now.

Teaching you how to dress yourself?

Yes they are puzzled by why humming birds fly, to me they use their wings, no puzzle

Someone told me that with todays understanding of mechanics and physics, the humming bird shouldn't be able to do what it quite clearly does.

How strange is that?

that todays understanding aint understood

I've also heard that companies who make solar panels have still only worked out how to use under 5% of the suns energy, unlike plants who use most of it.

We humans are really a bunch of thicko's.

Well you speak for the Brits I seee

What the hell is going on in here ?

For God's sake, Mech, what the hell are those things under your shirt ? Settle down, man, I run a respectably gruesome establishment here.

I think the first thing we're going to have to do is put YOU on the slab. You need some.....surgery. Or something.

Where would you like me to put the needle in ?

Can I put in the needle

Sorry, viking dear, the pleasure is all mine.


Pillow, Mech ?

whisky ?

He'll have to take in through the vein.

Another needle....interesting. *rubs hands gleefully together*

can I help him with the whisky ?I'm good with needles

Put that thing away before you get us all killed:-)

I put in a needle of my own then

can you borrow me one ?? Gundy is out of needles...

i can lend you a strike of my axe

I can't wait to see what Mech looks like after we sew him back together.

Since when does Gundy use a needle prior to surgery????

Its a placebo.

*best Lex Luthor*

Just a little idea I was toying with.

Weeeeeeell Gundy, I'd like a slightly bigger chest, fuller lips and maybe a more defined six-pack.

Is that something you can do?

thx Finti.
now Mech,where should I aim ?

I can do that trick: "It's amazing that those brains generate enough energy to keep those legs moving."

indeed, so why are you standing still queeq

brain problem.....

off course he is Dutch

u're a country freek .hate UK,Dutch and probably many many more that I don't know of.....

Nah, its just that queeq and I know the script of Superman practically by heart.

Okay, Mech....let me check my textbook before I start sewing.

Opens *HOW TO DO IT*

Chapter one : Remove all clothing from patient.


Oh, Mech.......

I dont hate uk or Holland at all those are cool countries but I just love to tease them cause they are part of the EU

not all of the clothes....remember the nipples

I would leave those covered if I were you. They're too big to be removed.

he has a point there....

And mech has two!

I think I could handle it with my lightsabre....

huge ones....he could kill you with those....

Just chop off his head and attach it to a new body. That's a lot easier.

I wonder what Mrs.MM sais bout those huge nipples.....

Do we really want to go there ?

I've got sewing to do here, people !!

Now where's than piano wire ?

saw it near the baseball bat....

You mean the bat that says "The Peacemaker" on it ?

*crashes into queeq*

omg, queeq's here for a change.

nope,it's the bat that sais "blood vacum" on it....

Hi Keo !




I guess Mrs. Mech is gonna want him back in one piece, Fitch. Just keep the bat handy in case he goes on some rampage in the local village.

Alrighty, Mech. Looks like you're about done. Since we're given you 14 extra fingers, you shouldn't have any problem filling out this job application.

Application for what, resident monster after your surgery?

Now thats a negative attitude.

Think of it as resident monster-assistant.

We have to be politcally correct about these things nowadays.

Hehehe.

Gundy,thru assistant you see "lab rat"?couse until now u're just experimenting on him....

GUNDY, baby, there you are. Missed you. howz it going? *hugs Gundy*

Woo-hoo ! *hugs Keo*

Its all good and fine here in Amish country ! But its freezing, keo ! A high of 10 degrees is forecast for tomorrow. How about sending me some of your wonderful Hawaiian heat ?

oooh that sounds cold, tho it aint much warmer than that in belgium
Gundy I can lend you a sweater if you want

Its warmed up a bit here lately, but I think thats cause the winds not a-blowing as much.

Okay Gundy, as assistant monster do I have to walk around in slow motion with my arms streched out in front of me?

that would be too much Frankstein....

But if he dragged one foot, he would be more mummy-like.

Yes, Mech, you may carry on in typical monster fashion. And remember, you answer only to MY commands.....

*takeing a voice morpher
*setting it to Gundys voice

Kill Gundy,kill her....

*hits Fitch over the head with a rubber chicken*

Well that will take care of you, you silly Fitch, you !

*prepares to turn Fitch into a Rancor*

no plz,not that....

I'll tell you what....since I happen to like you, how about you pick something out of my monster catalogue...*opens big book*

Pick any monster you want from the SW universe.

not much of a SW fan but......darth maul

You know Frankenstein was the mad scientist and not the monster......

Oh god, I'm even boring myself with this useless information.

yeah,I knew that.but the name become the same with the creature from some time.I didn't wanted to create confusion....
oh...very useful info btw.....

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*already sleeping.waiting for proffesor Gundy for the next lesson...

*best Gene Wilder voice*

Its Frankensteeeeeen.



Fitch, I absolutely, positively CANNOT believe you just said that....

*falls over in a dead faint*

lessons in how to wake someone up with cold water

You wouldn't dare....

He wouldn't, but I would. And you'd probably like it.

cold water....just not my style.I prefer ice on the neck

Throw the bucket of water over here queeq, I have an idea that top she's wearing may go see-though.

Tee-hee!

*I clean my glases and prepare for the show...

common guys,we don't have all day.Hurry....

Yes dammit queeq, throw the bucket will you!

I wonder if he dares....

I double dare him.

he could loose his closet dates.....

dateS? are there other than gundy?

You're innocent all of a sudden, mah ? You have something you'd like to tell me about queeq ???http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif

of couse not.....hes an absolute angel.....

I am! I now nought!

Closet dates? I prefer the figs.

figs?

I know a word that rimes with 'figs'....

i bet you do

but you do have closet dates....with Gundy,remember?

Food and sex seem to go hand in hand around here.

except for Tiny Tim..he says he has no interest in sex

yeah.So i've heard..
that bastard,offended Gundy.He said he doesn't want to kiss her and when I said if he realises that he offends her he said that was the purpose.the bastard...

Awwww....Fitch to my rescue ! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/love/yllove.gif

You know how much I care for you dear,but I don't wanna brake u're relation with queeq

I don't know where he's been lately....oiling his windmill, I guess.

so we can fool around until he comes home ???
probably I'll be dead when he does,but doesn't matter

guess Gundy aint on a jailbait trip Fitch, so forgett it peewee

Ooooo....the Viking Overlord has spoketh !!! *hears grinding of axe in distance*

*borrows finti's battle axe and plants it in Fitch's brain*

NO ONE TOUCHES MY WOMAN!!!

thought so....anyway that was not my intention...
oh,and Finti,keep u're axe.I kinda reject it

No one can reject the axe, and what a cool title Gundy,
OVERLORD how cool Who cares to be a Prez when one can be overlord

Very good. Fint got a promotion.

I am PRETTY sure this is off-topic... kind of hard to make it out, though... I think we need more inout from Mech.

Let's just close it. That way the police won't find out what Gundy's doing to him.