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Peter Parker and Pee Wee Herman are somehow the last two contestants in a dancing contest. They will both do their performances in front of these judges:

Rorschach
The Comedian
Batman
The Joker(Ledger)
John McClane
Ozymandias
Riggs
Captain Hook(2003 PP)

Who wins?


For reference:

Pee Wee dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rew6On8ejNg

Peter dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3vJfiClwzM

This is either the absolute gayest or the single most incredibly awesome thread I have ever seen. Not sure which.

Good thread.

Peter Parker, hands down. Pee Wee's dance was simplistic and a bit dull. Parker had class, pizazz and style.

Rorschach - Wouldn't vote, he'd label them useless and degenerate sodomites; a bane to society.
The Comedian - Would vote Parker. His style reminds him of his younger years.
Batman - Would vote Pee Wee, not because he dances better, but because he looks like an older teen; this would arouse him.
The Joker(Ledger) - Vote Parker and give him a standing ovation.
John McClane - Would be too drunk to vote.
Ozymandias - Would vote Parker and then start eying Batman, who he just deduced is a member of his "tribe"
Riggs - Would vote Pee Wee, not because he danced better, but because the song had "tequila" in it.
Captain Hook(2003 PP) - Would vote Parker, thoroughly impressed by his flamboyance.

Originally posted by Robtard

Batman - Would vote Pee Wee, not because he dances better, but because he looks like an older teen; this would arouse him. haermm

Originally posted by Robtard
Batman - Would vote Pee Wee, not because he dances better, but because he looks like an older teen; this would arouse him. Win.

Parker's dancing >>>>>>>> Pee Wee's dancing


Rorschach votes for Parker since he too fights for justice (that's right, he knows Peter is Spider-Man).

The Comedian votes for neither just to irritate everybody.

Batman tries to vote when suddenly the bat signal appears and the caped crusader vanishes into the darkness.

The Joker votes for Pee Wee because he for some reason likes his style.

John McClane just goes Simon on them and tells the dancers they're both horrible.

Captain Hook disappears and there are reports that Peter is missing.

This is ****ing awesome.