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Yes, Rob and sadako, I beat you to it. Here is where you can beat your e meat to the greatness that is John McClane.

YIPPEE KAI AY MUTHAFUKKA!!!

Knew this wouldn't take long. Will people have the guts to atleast put a pic of the character you desire respect for in your OP.

John McClane = Badass, yet lucky as Hell!

What do you fans think suits McClane more? The Beretta 9mm or the Sig Sauer .45?

Beretta.

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I was waiting for this thread to come the second I saw this sub-forum created.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
What do you fans think suits McClane more? The Beretta 9mm or the Sig Sauer .45?

Beretta.

Let it be known that I now believe John McClane can take Riggs. I just watched DH 1-4, and I forgot how uber badass McClane is. And yes, I am fully prepared for Rob and sadako's gloating haermm

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Riggs = Special Forces.

McClane = Lucky.

Well, there is that, but I am going by what they did onscreen. McClane is a fecking beast, Mattie.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Let it be known that I now believe John McClane can take Riggs. I just watched DH 1-4, and I forgot how uber badass McClane is. And yes, I am fully prepared for Rob and sadako's gloating haermm

Welcome Acolyte RogueJedi to the Church of McClane, bask in its glory and awe at its marvels.

*issues RJ with membership Zippo*

Now say ten hail Hollies for your past sins..!!

Originally posted by Impediment
Riggs = Special Forces.

McClane = Beats special forces with regularity and is lucky.




........Im sure you meant.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*issues RJ with membership Zippo*

Now say ten hail Hollies for your past sins..!!

Hallelujah Brother Sadako! He has seen the light, once was blind, but now can see.

I would have voted for him if it weren't for Palin

Wrong place at the wrong time YIPPEE KAI AY

LOLZ

Yes!!! Praise be, Brother Robtard..!!!!!!!! It is a rapturous time indeed!

The sick be healed, the wicked punished, and the Germans annihilated with his trusty Beretta!

Membership Zippo? haermm

John is badass. 'Nuff said.

Seriously, though:

DH3: Could he have actually made the climactic helicopter shot with a snub nose .38 at such a range?

Yeppers, if he was a decent enough shot.

Originally posted by Impediment
John is badass. 'Nuff said.

Seriously, though:

DH3: Could he have actually made the climactic helicopter shot with a snub nose .38 at such a range?

McClane could have pointed his finger and said bang, would have had the same effect.

Or just fart in the general direction.

No silly, that would level a medium sized city, or a large one depending on the McMeal.

My zippo doesnt work.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My zippo doesnt work.....

It's fueled by the fear-laden disbelief of genius criminals and the cry's of their henchmen after an agonizing death served ala McPain.

Nah, it was just outta fuel.

But it needs not fuel, when it has the fear-laden disbelief of genius criminals and the cry's of their henchmen after an agonizing death served ala McPain.... Its cheaper that way also, with fuel prices today...

Or McClane could just piss in it. I hear he sells his urine on the side to fuel F-22's.

Hes "just doing his job, mam."

Did John ever reconcile with Holly after DH3? I still have yet to see DH4.

Nope. Holly wasnt in it.. and his daughter seems to have taken up the mantle of McClane hatred...

She was pretty tough herself, seems the apple does not fall far from the McTree.

She'd beat the piss out of Riggs' kids, thats fer sure..

Mmmmmm....I'd hit Lucy like this, like that, with a wiffel ball bat.....

Then you would become the target for McClane's vengance, as he seems the kinda guy who'd likely frown upon such an activity taking place....

Word, Nick.

Word, Rodge.

Word, Riggs.

B-b-b-bird-bird-birrrrrrd....the bird is the word....

Hail McClane!

Watching DH 3 right now. Lerch just got pwned.

Ahhhhhhhhhh Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat...

Domestic terrorists and thieves, International terrorists and robbers and Germany starts to shit themselves in preparation for a visit from the bevested one....

The joy of the giving and recieving of bullets, and yuletide post execution jokes that only a disgruntled cop from New Jersey can provide...

A time where "Ode to Joy" becomes inseperable from "Christmas in Hollis" and "let it snow"..

So as we roll on to the 21st anniversary of "the tragedy of Nakatomi towers".... Thank f*** for Die Hard.

Amen, brother.

I'm a convert.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm a homo.

We knew this.

AGAIN with the wishful thinking?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
AGAIN with the perceptive and accurate thinking?

Indeed.

Well pointed out, Rob.

RJ. Stop it. You're just making it worse for yourself.

Originally posted by Robtard
Amen, brother.

Amen.

(Strains of "ode to joy" play out in celebration.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indeed.

Well pointed out, Rob.

RJ. Stop it. You're just making it worse for yourself. Its OK, I got it, you two think you're Moe and that I'm Curly, and you feel the need to gimmee a nose grab and slap on occasion.

So the question is, which of you is Moe, and which is Larry? Or are one of you Shemp or Joe?

You can call me..................."Roy".

That's actually my middle name. I win. I'm White boy Roy.

Ummmm 'cause your white...?

I can see the hours of thought that went into that.

You see everything.

Everything that I see, yes.

Si senor.

Bueno.

Viva McClane?

Ahora y siempre.

Thats quite a while, Roy.

Si.

You oughta be an actor with that accent, Hans.

'And when he saw the bredth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer'...........benefits of a classical education....

Nice suit haermm

John Phillips....London.

Rob and Sadako which is your fave Die Hard movie or do you guys just love them all?

For me, its:

Die Hard 1 in pole position, ,
then Die Hard 4.0,
Then Die hard 2.
then Die Hard vith a vengence.

(All versions must be uncut for maximum enjoyment.)


How about you...?

for me its Die Hard, then Die Hard 2 followed by Die Hard with a Vengeance and Live Free or Die Hard.. although i was able to watch Len Wiseman and Bruce Willis film Live Free or Die Hard film a lot of scenes out here..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
For me, its:

Die Hard 1 in pole position, ,
then Die Hard 4.0,
Then Die hard 2.
then Die Hard vith a vengence.

(All versions must be uncut for maximum enjoyment.)


How about you...?

Agreed. 1,4,2,3.

1, 4, 3, 2

Love them all though,

1 & 4 are almost equally good, with a slight edge going to 1.

Absolutely. It just has that extra depth, soul and charismatic warmth over number 4.

Plus its the ultimate xmas movie, too.


I love 4.0 for when I want terrorobberists punished of an autumn.

The 1st two can only be watched at xmas, for me, And DH3 is a blatant summer movie.

I hope they will set DH5 during spring, so that McClane dispensed ass kickings are optional all year round.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
for me its Die Hard, then Die Hard 2 followed by Die Hard with a Vengeance and Live Free or Die Hard.. although i was able to watch Len Wiseman and Bruce Willis film Live Free or Die Hard film a lot of scenes out here..

So more or less release order.... Cool.

Even cooler is that you got to witness that...>Which scenes were being filmed, Bruce...?

No suprise that Die 3 is last on your respective lists. It was all about Zeus there.

But it is still loved.
(In its uneditted form)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
For me, its:

Die Hard 1 in pole position, ,
then Die Hard 4.0,
Then Die hard 2.
then Die Hard vith a vengence.

(All versions must be uncut for maximum enjoyment.)


How about you...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So more or less release order.... Cool.

Even cooler is that you got to witness that...>Which scenes were being filmed, Bruce...?

mostly i was able to watch being filmed a few scenes involving Mary Elizabeth Winstead, i watched partly being filmed the scenes on the freeway as well

Crazy!!!! That is some ubercoolness right there.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Crazy!!!! That is some ubercoolness right there.

yeah it is..


since it is long rumored that Die Hard 5 is on the way what would you like to see next?

WHOA, that IS cool....

I heard that too, what can McClane possibly do next?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
yeah it is..


since it is long rumored that Die Hard 5 is on the way what would you like to see next?

Him smacking Riggs about at some point..






Seriously though, I dont know how they could do it, but I hope they do and explosive lot but going more on personal stakes level, something less grandiose, more feasible, like Die Hard 1........ Hans gruber was an excellent opponent for the same reasons that the last guy wasnt. He wasnt some uber bond villain.

So Id like to see that, and would also like to see McClane eventually reconcile with Holly...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Him smacking Riggs about at some point..


Riggs is was too old for this shit now.

Getting back with Holly? Nah, Mac's too cool to be tied down.

But his coolness points are already earned... therefore he'd tie her ass down....

Yeah, but......No. The Rogue factor would be gone. Mac rolls solo.

Ahhhhhhhhhh but they are ex wife/husband now.

Hence it would rock ina rogueish kinda way....

There's no domesticating the McClane, dammit!!!

I know this.
Hence Diehards 1-4.


Who are you trying to convince..?

So.......Sometimes an old dog truly cannot learn new tricks. He just meets new ones

Move over, rover, and let Jimi take over....!!!!!
(go get Daddy's slippers....)

*pats RJ on head*

Good boy!

Oooooooooook......You know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

Yes.

Do you...?

BTW, Watching DH3 as we speak.

McClane, bleeding, battered, just pwned Lerch. McClane!!!

He didn't call me Jesus, he said "Hey Zeus!!!"

"As in: Mount olympus...?" "Father of apollo...?" "Dont f*** with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass...?"

Racist mother****er.

What was it....? Cross dressing......purse snatching...?

Nature boy here hates *******. What we gonna do about that?

Mice..........? Rhymes............?

You can shove your well laid plan up your well laid ass.

Go f*** yourself, Hans.

haermm You know your brother was an *******.

Hey Carmine, tell me, what sets off the metal detectors first....the lead in your ass, or the shit in your brains...?

Esperanza: "Freedom...."

McClane, after ***** slapping him: "Not yet."

No frequent flyer mileage for you.

You shoulda heard your BROTHER squeal....When I broke his ****in neck!!!

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister's.

They're for my wife. She's pregnant.

Were gonna need a couple more FBI guys, I guess.

Woohoo!!! Just like ****in' Vietnam!!!

( You mean Saigon. )

Yippeekiyay Kimosabi..(Horrible TV edit version)

I was in Junior high, dickhead.

Just about.




'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

WIN haermm


Oh my God the quarterback is toooooast!!!

Just the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.

This IS Christmas music.

Yeah I saw it...... I DID it....!

Oh John what the **** are you doin'?

Mai? Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talkin' to anybody for a really long time.....
Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.

McClane, after killing squirrel boy: "Oooooohohohoho no!!!"

(McClane noticing Matthew eyeing up Lucy)

After all we've been through, I'd hate to have to beat you to death.

: But seriously, all that kicking aside, that skinny little ninja chick... she was smoking hot. A new one of those is going to be real hard to come by... right?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
: But seriously, all that kicking aside, that skinny little ninja chick... she was smoking hot. A new one of those is going to be real hard to come by... right?

Indeed, she was.

Not sure though, by latest census, there's about 1.3 billion of them, so there's likely to be several more smoking hot one, somewhere.

*Makes fists with toes*

Wow thats a lot of SUVs/liftshafts......!

haermm Looks like Ford would recover from the bad economy then?

Whilst utilising 1.3 billion sweatshop labouring she-ninja...?

And selling that man Ford Explorers for McClane to kill them over and over and over with, ho ho ho.

....he was out of bullets.

You got her? You sure?

Want a breath mint....?

The Annex skywalk!!!

".........A sitting duck."

Show him the watch.

"Hey Pearl Harbour didnt work out, so we got you with Tape Decks."

Hey, John boy.

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

You're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal. No frequent flier mileage for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_H6Ng8bWCk

That festive feeling.

TOTALLY gonna have a Die Hard marathon this year on Christmas day, thanks to you and Rob.

Best enjoyed on Xmas eve, the 1st two.

The others....? Not so xmassy.

Oh well, maybe 1 and 2 Christmas day, the other two the next day.

Yippeekiyay, Motherf*ckers!
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Tonight we commemorate the 21st anniversary of the battle of Nakatomi towers. We salute all lost in the conflict and respect the memory of those lost.

















(Except for Ellis, who was a weasley prick. )

Poooooooooooor Ellis!!!

....."Coked up, over confident, selling Mcclane's ass out" assed Ellis.

Yes, he was quite the self preservationist.

I wonder if McClane eats McNuggets.