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Ed and bella from the movie twilight take on blade, Blade has his swords and all his weapons, even his car, Bella has a twig. Some may ask 'Now why would steve put this here, should be in the movie forum?' well my bowel moving members chances are it would be closed there, I'm putting this here simply because I really quite dislike Ed and Bella the emo vampire pussy and Bella, the clingy girl who's soo deperate for a boyfriend she'll date a vampire who said he wanted to suck her blood, thats not a boyfriend thats someone you put a restraining order on. This is very much a spite thread and I'm pretty sure there's other members here would agree with what I say..not all of you..but there's gonna be some.

So who wins?

Blade hands down
as long as he moves fast and slits Bella's throat and holds a mirror up to Edward to shock him to death with his own looks

I'm sure his hair style was very fashionable around the time that Jesus was around but nowadays it's just...well it's just really bad

i can just see this kind of face when he drops dead XD

Oh dear...that'd do it but I reckon blade would just torture him loads, make fun of him...put him in a headlock and call him gay over and over

id pay to see that
record it
then make a huge profit from it

Plus blade can show him was sun light really does since a portal dragged Bella and Ed to Blades universe where vampires don't turn into sparkly glowy pixie fairies...they burn

me likes

Bloodlust is on for blade as well, plus he's allowed to run bella over with his car...he can run Ed over as well

Edward doesnt even have the slightest ounce of bloodlust in that tiny brain of his

image of Bella's face getting run over "shock"
crylaugh

Image of Bella when she thinks of Ed naked g_boner


I like this fight simply because Ed and Bella die

same aweyes

funniest image yet

Thats the happy lesbian couple right there

i damn near pissed myself when i first saw that

I can't remember if I've seen that one before or a different one, plus I think it was a gif but I'm not sure

edward's and bella's only chance to win is to make a much better film than twilight was

Thats just not gonna happen UNLESS they make one where both die in some horrible way

Edward stopped a speeding truck with one hand.

That makes him stronger than Blade.

That's something I guess.

Edward has better physical stats than Blade I think. The problem here is Blade has weapons, experience and skills. Edward loses.

And author admitted this is a spite topic... Maybe remove Blade's weapons and there would be a better discussion.

Originally posted by Placidity
Edward has better physical stats than Blade I think. The problem here is Blade has weapons, experience and skills. Edward loses.

And author admitted this is a spite topic... Maybe remove Blade's weapons and there would be a better discussion.

I did originally put this in the OTF cuz it was a spite thread so I wasn't sure it would be allowed

To make this more interesting I'm gonna be a little fair towards Ed here, first fight Blade has his weapons...second fight, it's an H2H...I said I'd be a little fair, thats why first fight blade has weapons

Blade wins.

does it count if I say that because I just really, really hate Edward Cullen?

Yes but also because Blade really would win, Ed would whine on about how he won't let blade win and hurt Bella, then Blade throws his little spiked disc thing and takes Eds head off then has sex with Bella cuz Blade is just that awesome and then he kills her to

Second fight Blade wins by punching Ed so hard in the face his fist goes through Ed's head lol I rhymed, wish I could rhyme all the time

Originally posted by steverules_2
Yes but also because Blade really would win, Ed would whine on about how he won't let blade win and hurt Bella, then Blade throws his little spiked disc thing and takes Eds head off then has sex with Bella cuz Blade is just that awesome and then he kills her to

Second fight Blade wins by punching Ed so hard in the face his fist goes through Ed's head lol I rhymed, wish I could rhyme all the time

SCENARIO:

Blade gets pissed because Edward sparkled, and everything a blur and edward dies.

or this:

http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs42/i/2009/110/d/9/Blade_meets_Edward_Cullen_by_pippin1178.jpg

Hey I did that once...then I woke up

But yeah Ed would die when he comes across blade in may ways blade could just kick the guys ass

Originally posted by steverules_2
Thats the happy lesbian couple right there

Don't insult lesbians like that. They deserve more respect.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
Don't insult lesbians like that. They deserve more respect.

I'm sure they do...

Blade kills them by simply breathing on them.

With Garlic breath

Yeah, Edward would manhandle Blade physically.

Shitty as Twilight may be, that is not changing.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm sure they do...

That's right.

While Blade is obviously the more skilled of the two. Edward is by far the stronger and is just as fast if not faster then Blade. Blade is the more agile of the two, but Edward is no slouch in that department either.

Edward may be physically tougher as well. In that it appears the only way to kill a "Twilight" Vamp is to dismember and burn them. Because it takes "Twilight" vamps effeort to tear each other apart and they are much stronger then Blade. Blade doesn't have the strength needed to tear Edward apart. It unclear what effect if any Blade's weapons would have. So in the end like him or not Edward is going to pull out a win here.

You serious? Blade unloads a clip into Emo Ed, indo story.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You serious? Blade unloads a clip into Emo Ed, indo story.

Though not entirely explicit on the matter in the movie. It still suggests that only way to bring a "Twilight" vamp down is dismemberment and burning. So it's unlikely that even if Blade can hit him ( Edward ) that said clip will have any effect. Edward could after all stop a speed vehicle with his hand and suffer no ill effects and catch vampire thrown baseballs traveling with far more speed and force then anything a human could throw given vampire strength. With out bruising, damage etc.

So Blade can unload all the clips he wants. Its not going to change the fact that Edward is stronger, possible tougher, and faster.

Edward may suck total ass, but in terms of pure physical power, he surpasses Blade.

Hmm I will do a respect thread on Edward soon. Just cause he is emo doesn't mean he's weak. He is much faster and also stronger than Blade.

But he never showed fighting prowess that was even close to Blade. Just because someone can run fast doesn't mean they are uber combatants. Stronger than Blade? Questionable. Blade is far more durable also, light years ahead of Ed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But he never showed fighting prowess that was even close to Blade. Just because someone can run fast doesn't mean they are uber combatants. Stronger than Blade? Questionable. Blade is far more durable also, light years ahead of Ed.

Blade has massive regen, but injuring him doesn't seem harder then doing so to a regular human. If you cut him he bleeds etc. I don't recall Edward/"Twilight" vamps doing the same.

So again Edward is more durable.

Blade has zero feats that come even close to the vehicle stop. In fact Blade doesn't have much in the way of strength feats at all.

Its not just that Edward runs fast that nets him the win. Its that he runs fast, is stronger then Blade, and is more durable. As for skill, yes Blade is far and a way more skilled, but no amount of skill is going to make up for the fact that Edward is tougher, stronger, and faster. Its like a highly skilled 4th grader vs a grown man in body armor.

Blade's taken on more powerful foes in the past that would make Ed shit his pants and go crying to his manlady friend bella..and don't forget I did make the weapon fight fair...i gave bella a twig

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
Blade has massive regen, but injuring him doesn't seem harder then doing so to a regular human. If you cut him he bleeds etc. I don't recall Edward/"Twilight" vamps doing the same.

So again Edward is more durable.

Blade has zero feats that come even close to the vehicle stop. In fact Blade doesn't have much in the way of strength feats at all.

Its not just that Edward runs fast that nets him the win. Its that he runs fast, is stronger then Blade, and is more durable. As for skill, yes Blade is far and a way more skilled, but no amount of skill is going to make up for the fact that Edward is tougher, stronger, and faster. Its like a highly skilled 4th grader vs a grown man in body armor. Excuse me, but when did Ed show durability capable of taking the beating Frost, Nomak and Drake gave Blade?

Blade jumped from the hospital to the adjacent building, dunno how far it was, but that took a shitload of strength. He threw the girl too, remember?

Blade being highly skilled compared to Ed having shit skills is all he difference Blade needs, dude. Ed cant fight. When do we ever see him fight? And please dont count the last scene in Twilight.

Plus blades taken on hordes of vamps including super vamps in blade 2 when he had to set off that big light bomb thing, he was taking on a whole buncha them without even breaking a sweat...Ed would died then and there

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
Blade has massive regen, but injuring him doesn't seem harder then doing so to a regular human. If you cut him he bleeds etc. I don't recall Edward/"Twilight" vamps doing the same.

So again Edward is more durable.

Blade has zero feats that come even close to the vehicle stop. In fact Blade doesn't have much in the way of strength feats at all.

Its not just that Edward runs fast that nets him the win. Its that he runs fast, is stronger then Blade, and is more durable. As for skill, yes Blade is far and a way more skilled, but no amount of skill is going to make up for the fact that Edward is tougher, stronger, and faster. Its like a highly skilled 4th grader vs a grown man in body armor.

well technically, the "venom" of edward is flammable, so you just have to chuck a match in edward's mouth for him to burst into flames or something....

Originally posted by Placidity
Hmm I will do a respect thread on Edward soon. Just cause he is emo doesn't mean he's weak. He is much faster and also stronger than Blade.

DUDE NO. RESPECT THREAD FOR EDWARD? Stalking your girlfriend and abusing her is NOT cool!

I was hoping she'd get killed by him but...well that just wasn't to be, I mean I really, really don't like Bella at all...and I don't like Kristen Stewart so...


If a respect thread for Edward is made I'll make a dis-respect thread for him

Edward is stronger and faster, that is unarguable, Blade throwing a ****ing woman does not make him stronger than Edward who stopped a speeding truck with one hand.

As for durability, well, we know Sparkle's skin is as hard as granite, and possesses little gay diamond fragments in it. So yeah.

Edward tears Blade to pieces, somethng sparkly zombies in Twilight have actually proven capable of.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Edward is stronger and faster, that is unarguable, Blade throwing a ****ing woman does not make him stronger than Edward who stopped a speeding truck with one hand.

As for durability, well, we know Sparkle's skin is as hard as granite, and possesses little gay diamond fragments in it. So yeah.

Edward tears Blade to pieces, somethng sparkly zombies in Twilight have actually proven capable of. The truck wasnt speeding, it was already skidding to a halt.

Was it stated or shown in the movie that Ed's skin is as hard as granite? Was he shown deflecting bullets?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The truck wasnt speeding, it was already skidding to a halt.

Was it stated or shown in the movie that Ed's skin is as hard as granite? Was he shown deflecting bullets?

Apparantly so haermm We all remember the bit where he was like 'oh and bullets reflect off me, plus I can turn into a bat and fly and I have heat vision...'


Seriously though blade has had the crap beaten outta him and still been able to recover, lets see how Ed copes with spikes being punctured through his skin

Now tell me Blade can take on someone with this amount of speed.

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Theres another trailer that shows off Meyer Vampire strength where Laurent ***** slaps a werewolf sending it flying at least 30-40 meters back.

Edit: Just for those interested, the guy at the start is Lucian from Underworld, and Felix is Colossus from X-men 3!

Blade was fighting Deacon Frost. But it's awesome to finally see Daniel Cudmore do something other than turn shiny and throw some people around.

Originally posted by KingD19
Blade was fighting Deacon Frost. But it's awesome to finally see Daniel Cudmore do something other than turn shiny and throw some people around.

Well, he did carry a large TV around

Also, regarding Frost, yes he did have impressive speed, but when he decided to use it, Blade was no match for him.

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I know that, but Blade still fought him. And Edward doesn't have that type of fight speed.