Impediment
Pop quiz, hot shots. I'm verrrrry bored and I have nothing to do for the next 90 minutes, so......
You think you know Impediment? Now take the test to see if you do!
1) Where do I live?
A. California
B. Kansas
C. Texas
D. Louisiana
2) What is my religion?
A. Methodist
B. Catholic
C. Atheist
D. Agnostic
3) What do I do for a living?
A. Correctional Officer
B. Army Infantryman
C. Driver/Vendor for Anheuser-Busch
D. Pizza delivery man
4) Why do I stutter?
A. Nobody knows.
B. I was shot in the neck.
C. I had cancer of the larynx.
D. I had a botched emergency tracheotomy.
5) What are them names of my family?
A. Reanna and Madeline
B. Rayla and Maggie.
C. Ramona and Mary.
D. Raeann and Madison.
6) What are my hobbies?
A. Working out and exercising.
B. Collecting dvds, comic books, and playing video games.
C. Devoting my time to the church in Jesus' name.
D. Painting.
7) What kind of music do I love the most?
A. Metal.
B. Rap.
C. Polka.
D. Country.
8) True or false: I have a tattoo of Mario on my arm in 8 bit pixel form.
9) What is my favorite kind of beer?
A. Pabst Blue Ribbon.
B. Heineken.
C. Miller Lite.
D. Corona.
10) Who is my favorite comic book character of all time?
A. Wolverine.
B. Batman.
C. Nightcrawler.
D. Howard the Duck.
Answers will be posted in due time. Those who score poorly will be analy raped by BackFire. After which Robtard will pour sugar in your gas tank and kick you in the dick.
You think you know Impediment? Now take the test to see if you do!
1) Where do I live?
A. California
B. Kansas
C. Texas
D. Louisiana
2) What is my religion?
A. Methodist
B. Catholic
C. Atheist
D. Agnostic
3) What do I do for a living?
A. Correctional Officer
B. Army Infantryman
C. Driver/Vendor for Anheuser-Busch
D. Pizza delivery man
4) Why do I stutter?
A. Nobody knows.
B. I was shot in the neck.
C. I had cancer of the larynx.
D. I had a botched emergency tracheotomy.
5) What are them names of my family?
A. Reanna and Madeline
B. Rayla and Maggie.
C. Ramona and Mary.
D. Raeann and Madison.
6) What are my hobbies?
A. Working out and exercising.
B. Collecting dvds, comic books, and playing video games.
C. Devoting my time to the church in Jesus' name.
D. Painting.
7) What kind of music do I love the most?
A. Metal.
B. Rap.
C. Polka.
D. Country.
8) True or false: I have a tattoo of Mario on my arm in 8 bit pixel form.
9) What is my favorite kind of beer?
A. Pabst Blue Ribbon.
B. Heineken.
C. Miller Lite.
D. Corona.
10) Who is my favorite comic book character of all time?
A. Wolverine.
B. Batman.
C. Nightcrawler.
D. Howard the Duck.
Answers will be posted in due time. Those who score poorly will be analy raped by BackFire. After which Robtard will pour sugar in your gas tank and kick you in the dick.