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Long story short. South Carolina Republican Assistant Attorney General Roland Corning was fired after being caught on his lunch break in his SUV parked in a cemetery with an 18 year old stripper whom he had paid for sex and a whole mess of sex toys and viagra

Hahaha...That deserves a high-five.

cue TSOL's Code Blue

Jesus Christ who the f u c k cares

Let's see,

we have a national debt in excess of $10 TRILLION, and growing.

we are in 2 wars that have no end in sight

we are at or nearing peak oil with no real viable alternative

global warming is very real and starting to bit us in the ass

the dollars collapse is pretty much imminant

unemployment is real high and still growing despite the recession being "over"

people are losing their houses left and right

banks are playing all sorts of unethical games with people's revolving credit

etc etc etc

And people still care who is screwing some hooker, or about the score to some stupid game, or which 20 year old bimbo celebrity is in rehab, no wonder this country is done for

WAKE UP, neither democrats or republicans are your friend, they are both 2 sides of the same coin

Prepare yourself for what's coming, the best you can

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud


Prepare yourself for what's coming, the best you can

And that consists of doing what, exactly?

I hear the same line from conspiracy theorists all the time and the only thing they seem to be doing in telling people to prepare without actually telling them what that means. Do you even know? Or is it simply the case all you really want to do is try and scare people. People with your rhetoric are as big a threat to a country and an economy than any government action. If people actually listened to you, everyone would be paranoid wrecks who spent their entire time being suspicious of their neighbours doing nothing to sustain the economy.

So instead of whining about it then why not actually go become a scientist and dedicate your life to finding an alternative to oil? Or why not start a business and employ some of these people who are being made unemployed and encourage others to do the same?

I'll tell you why you dont. Because you'd rather spend your time posting generic scaremongering lines like "prepare yourself for what's coming the best you can" than actually contributing to a solution for problems.

Accuse me of scaremongering all you want but, there is only so much you can do. The single biggest thing I think would help is convert any savings or other monies you can into gold, silver, or another precious metal. That way when the dollar finally does crash (there's no current alternative among the major world currencies) you will have something tangible. Afterall, China, Japan, and Saudi Arabia aren't buying up the world's gold reserves for nothing.

As for an alternative to oil, there just isn't one currently that works as effectively. People, Americans especially, could change their lifestyle a little to slow oil's decline. I have retrofitted my house in recent years to make it as energy friendly as possible. I drive four cylindar cars and my next one will be a plug in hybrid. I recycle everything I can. Little things can go a long way. Get rid of all the incandescant lights in your house and replace them with compact florescents. Unplug, don't just turn off, your TV, computer, coffee maker, microwave, etc when not in use.

Another thing I do on the economic front is to do my best to stay out of debt and have reserves. There are lots of things people can do, but they aren't, and won't, until it's too late.

why do people keep missing points?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/29/crimesider/entry5446886.shtml


Long story short. South Carolina Republican Assistant Attorney General Roland Corning was fired after being caught on his lunch break in his SUV parked in a cemetery with an 18 year old stripper whom he had paid for sex and a whole mess of sex toys and viagra

A republican with very slightly questionable morals doing something that might just barely be illegal?

Who cares?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
why do people keep missing points?

Everyone knows your agenda. Noone cares anymore.

Yeah, worry more about that Fuglier Cow of Pelosi than Republicans.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/29/crimesider/entry5446886.shtml


Long story short. South Carolina Republican Assistant Attorney General Roland Corning was fired after being caught on his lunch break in his SUV parked in a cemetery with an 18 year old stripper whom he had paid for sex and a whole mess of sex toys and viagra

I find it to be a great Halloween story.


Your agenda seems to be just to be an ass hole in every thread I open whether its about Sonic Youth or a possible Republican Necrophile. Why don't you, Shaky, and Battlehammer go and start your own thread where all you do is argue for the sake of arguing and launch personal attacks on other forum members.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
I find it to be a great Halloween story.


Your agenda seems to be just to be an ass hole in every thread I open whether its about Sonic Youth or a possible Republican Necrophile. Why don't you, Shaky, and Battlehammer go and start your own thread where all you do is argue for the sake of arguing and launch personal attacks on other forum members.

Oh the hypocrisy of accusing someone of personal attacks in the same post as calling someone an *******. Hardly my fault if all your threads are ****ing shite is it?

Every thread you've opened eh? Have you only opened 2 threads?

Oh, but when a DEMOCRAT does that, it's okay right?

Like Ted Kennedy, what a great guy he was, oh well he's dead now, woohoo!

Originally posted by Darth Jello
I find it to be a great Halloween story.


Your agenda seems to be just to be an ass hole in every thread I open whether its about Sonic Youth or a possible Republican Necrophile. Why don't you, Shaky, and Battlehammer go and start your own thread where all you do is argue for the sake of arguing and launch personal attacks on other forum members.

Are you slandering me? I have not said anything to you, but I could.

Obama will save YOU! He will save the POOR!

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud


And my original point, why do people even care about some backseat tryst with a hooker when we have so many REAL problems and issues? Talk about about a messed up set of priorities.

Because it's a simple personification of what certain groups percieve to be "the enemy". Attacking failed concepts and policies makes less of an impact than attacking a person who has messed up and is one of "the enemy".

It's easy. Unfortunately it happens in the UK all the time. People being forced to reseign from public office over stupid personal choices that don't really have any implication or bearing on how capable they are of doing their job but are hounded by opposing parties and media to the point where their job becomes untenable because every question they get asked from the press becomes about what they have done in their private lives.



Unfortunately, regardless of what the US and Europe does now. China India and Brazil are about to do exactly the same. There is some attempt to alleviate this going on right now prior to the Copenhagen conference but it'll make little difference because the only argument that China, India, Brazil and other developing economies have to use is "Well you got to develop off the back of damaging industry...What makes you think you have the right to deny us that same growth?"

All 3 of those big countries will take over the US and Europe in terms of energy usage in the next couple of decades.

I'm just sick opening a thread, regardless of subject and having shit blown in my face immediately, typically with a rude and very personal slant or make up their own thread that doesn't exist and then comment on that while the mods just sit around and do nothing, no matter how many times you report someone with the exception of Ush. It's ridiculous.

Originally posted by jaden101
Because it's a simple personification of what certain groups percieve to be "the enemy". Attacking failed concepts and policies makes less of an impact than attacking a person who has messed up and is one of "the enemy".

It's easy. Unfortunately it happens in the UK all the time. People being forced to reseign from public office over stupid personal choices that don't really have any implication or bearing on how capable they are of doing their job but are hounded by opposing parties and media to the point where their job becomes untenable because every question they get asked from the press becomes about what they have done in their private lives.

Exactly, the point of this was a PERSONAL attack. Not a political one. The fact that he's a Republican just made it funnier.

It wasn't a "republicans are messed up". It was a "jesus, look, another political pervert."

Originally posted by Darth Jello
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/29/crimesider/entry5446886.shtml


Long story short. South Carolina Republican Assistant Attorney General Roland Corning was fired after being caught on his lunch break in his SUV parked in a cemetery with an 18 year old stripper whom he had paid for sex and a whole mess of sex toys and viagra doing this country right one stripper at a time.

This gets the OFM seal of approval.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Exactly, the point of this was a PERSONAL attack. Not a political one. The fact that he's a Republican just made it funnier.

It wasn't a "republicans are messed up". It was a "jesus, look, another political pervert."

The fact that he's a republican made you post it, otherwise why do it? There's hundreds of stories of people carrying out far worse and more perverted sexual acts than this yet this is what you post.

So please don't act like the fact the man is a republican is a mere footnote in this story that had no bearing on why you posted it. If that were the case then it'd wouldn't be the 1st thing you mentioned after "long story shor". We're not idiots. We've seen your posting history and know your political opinions.

Here's another example of it.



So if it had nothing to do with his political affiliation, why bring it up again?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are you slandering me? I have not said anything to you, but I could.

Don't be a moron. Slander is spoken, libel is written.

Originally posted by jaden101



Unfortunately, regardless of what the US and Europe does now. China India and Brazil are about to do exactly the same. There is some attempt to alleviate this going on right now prior to the Copenhagen conference but it'll make little difference because the only argument that China, India, Brazil and other developing economies have to use is "Well you got to develop off the back of damaging industry...What makes you think you have the right to deny us that same growth?"

All 3 of those big countries will take over the US and Europe in terms of energy usage in the next couple of decades.

Yes, I agree. At least Brazil uses more ethanol than it does oil but that presents it's own set of problems.

The thing is, there won't be enough oil, especially at a reasonable price, to fuel China and India's explosive growth so following the US model won't work.

I would have posted it anyway regardless of party. But to me, a Republican necrophile is funnier than a democratic one because it's so twisted yet so expected. When democrats do something messed up it at least conforms to social norms. I think i've demonstrated that I hate both political parties and just think the democrats are less retarded by a micron.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Don't be a moron. Slander is spoken, libel is written.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison


It's not my fault you're stupider than I am.

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
Yes, I agree. At least Brazil uses more ethanol than it does oil but that presents it's own set of problems.

The thing is, there won't be enough oil, especially at a reasonable price, to fuel China and India's explosive growth so following the US model won't work.

There's plently of oil. The US has just alienated many of the countries who supply it. Hence the reason China are making far more allies in Africa and Russia than the US. Securing their oil reserves. There's also a shit load of coal left which will be the even more enviromentally damaging energy source. China already uses huge and ever increasing volumes of it. Same with, oddly, Australia.

Brazil using ethanol and biofuels by destroying rainforest regions is potentiall the single biggest enviromental concern in the world.

Same with palm oil production in other parts of the tropics.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
It's not my fault you're stupider than I am.

Now that's a low blow. *-(

Originally posted by Darth Jello
I would have posted it anyway regardless of party. But to me, a Republican necrophile is funnier than a democratic one because it's so twisted yet so expected. When democrats do something messed up it at least conforms to social norms. I think i've demonstrated that I hate both political parties and just think the democrats are less retarded by a micron.

I agree that hypocrisy makes it worse. I don't know this man's politics nor do I care all that much. It does bring up some memories of British politicians though.

The Tory party are our equivalent of Republicans. Touting traditional values of marriage etc. Some of their sex scandals have been absolutely hilarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan

That being one of the most tragic (yet still damn funny).

The man was fired. What more do you want?

Originally posted by jaden101
Hahaha...That deserves a high-five.

Seriously. Who gives a **** WHAT he's doing... why was someone looking into his car anyway?

Originally posted by REXXXX
why was someone looking into his car anyway?

Around here it's called "dogging".

Originally posted by jaden101
There's plently of oil. The US has just alienated many of the countries who supply it. Hence the reason China are making far more allies in Africa and Russia than the US. Securing their oil reserves. There's also a shit load of coal left which will be the even more enviromentally damaging energy source. China already uses huge and ever increasing volumes of it. Same with, oddly, Australia.

Brazil using ethanol and biofuels by destroying rainforest regions is potentiall the single biggest enviromental concern in the world.

Same with palm oil production in other parts of the tropics.

There is still a lot of oil, but not conventional oil. ALL of the major conventional oil fields worldwide are in decline. The remaining oil is either deep sea or tar sands, of which ironically the US and Canada have the largest reserves, both of which are expensive to extract. Oil needs to be in the $160-$180 a barrel range (that's at the current value of the dollar) for it to be economically viable to extract tar sand oil. China and India will simply not be able to do it the way the US did when oil was cheap. Yes, coal will be an unwelcome alternative but one which probably can't be avoided. The US has lots of coal as well.

And I agree with you on Brazil's ethanol policies. Not only for the environmental impact but also for the ramifications ethanol production, from a global perspective, could have on world food prices. Like I said, a whole different set of problems.

Oil isn't really the topic for this thread, so if we could steer it back toward dirty Republicans, that'd be great.

And I suppose you could pin it on dogging, but why would you then go report that you were dogging? Seems... rather awkward.

Originally posted by REXXXX
Oil isn't really the topic for this thread, so if we could steer it back toward dirty Republicans, that'd be great.

And I suppose you could pin it on dogging, but why would you then go report that you were dogging? Seems... rather awkward.

Because you could use the concerned citizen excuse and say that you were visiting a relative's grave and happened to glance in the steamy windows of the bouncing car. Simply wait until your erection had subsided, phone the papers and collect your money for breaking the story.

Was he in his car? In my head I pictured him on a masonic pyramid since leaning on a gravestone would just be painful.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Was he in his car? In my head I pictured him on a masonic pyramid since leaning on a gravestone would just be painful.

Now you're just airing your own personal fantasies. Sicko.

Roland Corning 2012'

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Don't be a moron. Slander is spoken, libel is written. profiled haermm

Originally posted by KidRock
Roland Corning 2012'
I can't even tell when you're joking anymore.

1. I love Jaden's comments.

2. I couldn't care less about some republican get sucked off by an 18-year-old prostitute. I would care, however, if that wasn't a prostitute and he was getting it on 'cause he's using his money and power to get what he wants. High five? I would care if he was pushing legislation or agendas against prostitution, because I don't like hypocrites.

3. Dems and Repubs both suck, generally. (Pun intended.) I'm not sure if this is an anti-Republican thread, cause that's be just plain stupid. I sure hope this is a thread about corrupt government cause there's plenty of corruption in just about every party.

4. I actually DO plan to participate in government and actually make a difference. **** you.


Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
The US has a debt level that has no precedent in history

I disagree on fact. Our debt levels have been much higher before. Of course, I'm speaking relatively. If you're speaking in just volume, that's a rather backwards way to go about it.

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
And my original point, why do people even care about some backseat tryst with a hooker when we have so many REAL problems and issues? Talk about about a messed up set of priorities.

This, I agree with. I really don't care about what he's doing. I think prostitution should be legal, for the most part.


Originally posted by Darth Jello
It was a "jesus, look, another political pervert."

Cool. As long as it's not a partisan thread. However, if you wanted it to not be partisan, wouldn't you have labeled the thread as "Another Messed Up Politician Story"? In other words, I read what you're saying, but I'm not buying it.



Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
It's not my fault you're stupider than I am.



WTF?

If he ever gets charged with something, I hope his defense is the following-

"I was never going to have sex with her. The girl is a virgin so I was going to strip her and make her ride a virgin mare across the graveyard to determine which graves contained the undead. As assistant attorney general, part of my duties to public safety include spearheading stakings and ritualistic burnings. The sex toys and my penis were sanctified by an orthodox priest so i was going to use them to make me feel like a big man."

I'm jealous.

Hey, it's still not as bad as trying to solicit gay sex in a public restroom, right?

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Hey, it's still not as bad as trying to solicit gay sex in a public restroom, right?

lulz (It's funny because he was anti-gay and all about marriage, etc.(I'm clarifying, lest someone think I'm laughing at someone being gay...who wasn't aware of that other thread on that topic.)

Originally posted by BackFire
I'm jealous.

We all know you want to get penetrated in a graveyard by a republican.

Edit.

Originally posted by King Kandy
I can't even tell when you're joking anymore.

Cause you're a socialist with no ability to comprehend things.

I kid.

is he joking?

Originally posted by inimalist
is he joking?

He who?

Originally posted by inimalist
is he joking? 'I don't think so.