The most powerful forces in existence collide
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Hewhoknowsall
These two forces battle in a cosmic war of epic proportions to decide who will be the supreme ruler of both Marvel and DCU.
Team 1
Squirrel Girl + Tippy
Rulk w/Loeb Force
Bruce Lee
Superman
Team 2
Batman w/prep
Chuck Norris
Hulk at his unlimited strength peak
Bone Claw Wolverine
Omega Vision
The universe that this battle takes place in is destroyed and the Shockwave spills into our universe and temporarily shuts down this forum.
DarkOdin
Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Hulk at his unlimited strength peak
this is gold right here
psycho gundam
bruce lee kills chuck norris, batman utilizes some prep time sowing his teammates eyelids open so that nobody gets wtf beaten by squirrel girl when they're not looking, wolverine tries to blind rulk but this time the loeb force has logan's claws break off in the precess, squirrel girl tries to keep hulk\s attention off of bruce lee so that that the later can use the mythical 1" punch on him, but for all it's building crushing might, all it does is make hulk take a step back which causes the continent to explode.
Parmaniac
Originally posted by Omega Vision
The universe that this battle takes place in is destroyed and the Shockwave spills into our universe and temporarily shuts down this forum.
agreed most likely it was already done but the thread erased itself from existance.
Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
These two forces battle in a cosmic war of epic proportions to decide who will be the supreme ruler of both Marvel and DCU.
Team 1
Squirrel Girl + Tippy
Rulk w/Loeb Force
Bruce Lee
Superman
Team 2
Batman w/prep
Chuck Norris
Hulk at his unlimited strength peak
Bone Claw Wolverine
It comes down to SG + Rulk vs Batman w/prep. And this is somthing not even I see Bats winning
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SamZED
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris again.
Wolverine takes care or Rulk. Again...
Batman pwns Superman. Just like always.
Squirrel Girl easilly takes care of Hulk while nobody's looking.
So now its
Bruce Lee and SG vs Batman and Wolverine
Lee has superior to Batman fighting skills but Bats kills him using his rubber nipples. SG asks weapon X to give Logan his adamantium skeleton back and breaks him in two.
Now it's SQ vs Batman.
They fight for 20 million years non-stop, and it doesnt seem like the fight will ever end so God comes to earth and decides to end the world. Batman and Squrrel Girl team up against God and bfr him.
Hewhoknowsall
Originally posted by SamZED
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris again.
Wolverine takes care or Rulk. Again...
Batman pwns Superman. Just like always.
Squirrel Girl easilly takes care of Hulk while nobody's looking.
So now its
Bruce Lee and SG vs Batman and Wolverine
Lee has superior to Batman fighting skills but Bats kills him using his rubber nipples. SG asks weapon X to give Logan his adamantium skeleton back and breaks him in two.
Now it's SQ vs Batman.
They fight for 20 million years non-stop, and it doesnt seem like the fight will ever end so God comes to earth and decides to end the world. Batman and Squrrel Girl team up against God and bfr him.
Originally posted by psycho gundam
bruce lee kills chuck norris, batman utilizes some prep time sowing his teammates eyelids open so that nobody gets wtf beaten by squirrel girl when they're not looking, wolverine tries to blind rulk but this time the loeb force has logan's claws break off in the precess, squirrel girl tries to keep hulk\s attention off of bruce lee so that that the later can use the mythical 1" punch on him, but for all it's building crushing might, all it does is make hulk take a step back which causes the continent to explode.
Nice
Parmaniac
Originally posted by SamZED
Batman and Squrrel Girl team up against God and bfr him.
Batman-Prime
Originally posted by SamZED
Now it's SQ vs Batman.
They fight for 20 million years non-stop, and it doesnt seem like the fight will ever end so God comes to earth and decides to end the world. Batman and Squrrel Girl team up against God and bfr him.
This is sooo wrong. As if SG or Bats would need bfr to defeat God....
psycho gundam
Originally posted by SamZED
Batman and Squrrel Girl team up against God and bfr him. pure win
The Nuul
SG replaces that gay ass Robin as his new sidekick then Batman and her owns everyone.
BattleMage
If it were not a joke tread team 2 stomps.
Blackest Knight
Batman wins
Endless Mike
Originally posted by the ninjak
SG Solos
Indeed
Doctor-Alvis
Chuck Norris is not funny.
Black bolt z
In the end it comes down to chuck norris vs. SG.
They are erased from the comic for it is too bloody a scene,they reappear in real life for their power is too great.And the real world omniverse explodes when the fight.
Then they beat the shit out of god,start having sex,have a deformed baby and live happily ever after.
SamZED
Heard people discuss Squirrel Girl vs Batman in another thread so BUMP.
This thread is awesome.
StiltmanFTW
Logan bangs SG. Again.
SamZED
And how do you know it wasnt the other way around the first time?
Tazer
Yo.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Logan bangs SG. Again.
and I wait impatiently for the hidden secret video to get leaked on the interwebs by Vivid.........AGAIN.
Tazer
rotiart
Macguyver arrives and defeats both teams using his shoe laces, an orange peel, an eyelash... And some lint...
753
superman has no business being here
Allankles
Originally posted by 753
superman has no business being here
Indeed. His dials go up to eleven, everyone else's stop just short of 5.
JakeTheBank
Bruce Lee becomes like water, flowing and crashing into the opposition.
Mindset
I've never been hurt by water and I never will be.
JakeTheBank
You haven't met the right water yet.
753
Originally posted by Allankles
Indeed. His dials go up to eleven, everyone else's stop just short of 5.
753
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
You haven't met the right water yet. that sounds pretty gay jake, not that Im judging you or anything
JakeTheBank
Originally posted by 753
that sounds pretty gay jake, not that Im judging you or anything
I'm just sayin'. shrug
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