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This is Steve Rodgers Cap at his most patriotic and inspirational.
The below villains are all strapped down with no way to move or escape and have gags which prevent them from speaking. Unfortunately their ears are uncovered.
Cap then proceeds to lecture them about American ideals and community spirit and why things were so much better before the Cell phone was invented.
Who lasts the longest before going insane and trying to bite his/her own ears off?

Lex Luthor
Lobo
Dr. Doom
Thanos
Darkseid
Mongul
Two Face
Riddler
Cheetah
Bullseye
Deathstroke
Zoom
Kingpin
Scarecrow
R'as Al Ghul

Dr. Doom turns off his audio receptors in his mask and takes a nap. Steve never knows and continues his lecture.

I'd love to see this happen.

Well, here's what I think:
Doom dose exactly what Redhotrash said
Darkseid, R'as Al Ghul, and Thanos bide their time
Luthor, Scarecrow, and Kingpin pretend to give a s---
Lobo, Mongul, Deathstroke, Cheetah, and Zoom are the first to go nuts
Bullseye and Two-Face go nuts but not as quickly
Riddler sees the light

Thanos cracks pretty easily, the rest vary depending upon their mood.

A hilarious image came to mind of the Riddler getting brainwashed by Steve's speech.
Riddler (In a trance): Must find Mom, play Baseball, and bake Apple Pie!

Bump, this is genius.

Originally posted by DarthDaniel1001
I'd love to see this happen.

Well, here's what I think:
Doom dose exactly what Redhotrash said
Darkseid, R'as Al Ghul, and Thanos bide their time
Luthor, Scarecrow, and Kingpin pretend to give a s---
Lobo, Mongul, Deathstroke, Cheetah, and Zoom are the first to go nuts
Bullseye and Two-Face go nuts but not as quickly
Riddler sees the light Lobo is already nuts so are half of the people in this thread

Originally posted by iceman24567
Lobo is already nuts so are half of the people in this thread
No Lobo would certainly go insane. He's not crazy at all and he annoys quicker than anyone here.

Oh my mistake he's just a sociopath

Originally posted by iceman24567
Oh my mistake he's just a sociopath
Which is exactly why Cap's speech would cause him to throw up acid and cry blood in desperation and agony after ten minutes or so of hearing about how in the 50's we didn't have "DSL or I-phones"

Two Face lasts the longest only due to his duality. The rest submit to Cap's sonning within seconds.

LOL he would be calling them all son even though some of them are way older than him.

Bullseye impales Cap's throat with one of his own fingernails.

If Ult. Hawkeye could do it, 616 Bullseye can do it, too.

Cheetah, Zoom and the Riddler eventually go insane with a small chanse of becomming productive moral upstanding members of society

The rest are just bored or pissed off respectively

Thanos mind rapes Steve.
Darkseid can comeup with something to vaporize Steve.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Thanos mind rapes Steve.
Darkseid can comeup with something to vaporize Steve.
They're stuck and can't use their powers at all. All that's there for them is to sit back and try their best to resist.
I agree he would call Darkseid son, much to DS's great chagrin.

Actually, there is one way the villains could escape. As I said, Luthor and Scarecrow pretend to see the light, Cap releases them and they kill him.

Originally posted by DarthDaniel1001
Actually, there is one way the villains could escape. As I said, Luthor and Scarecrow pretend to see the light, Cap releases them and they kill him.
Luthor would probably be able to fool Cap, after all Cap represents America and Luthor managed to trick America into electing him President. Scarecrow not so much. I'd love to see Scarecrow spray himself with fear toxin while listening to the lecture only to find that nothing changes because it can't get any worse than this.

Nice.

bump

why isn't the joker in this?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Luthor would probably be able to fool Cap, after all Cap represents America and Luthor managed to trick America into electing him President.

Yeah because Cap is your typical American....dur.

Originally posted by redhotrash
Dr. Doom turns off his audio receptors in his mask and takes a nap. Steve never knows and continues his lecture.

Wait. Cell phone?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Lecture

Lex Luthor ->former Prez<- raises an eyebrow, and keeps it raised untill the lectures over. Then he rolls his eyes and takes a nap.

Lobo -starts singing hallelujah!
No really. He snaps his bonds and starts singing hallelujah. Out of TUNE!!

Dr. Doom -doesn't give a shit.

Thanos -ALIEN
Darkseid -ALIEN
Mongul -ALIEN

Two Face - what goes in one ear goes out the other

Riddler -realises caps true age and sits there trying to work out what happened to him

Cheetah -goes bananas

Bullseye -daydreaming, just daydreaming. Something he learnt in college.

Deathstroke -works out Caps Age, place of birth and completes a personality profile in ten minutes then gets a'workin on an escape plan.

Zoom: zones out

Kingpin Thinks of what he's gonna do when he gets his hands on spiderman

Scarecrow observes Cap for schizophrenia

R'as Al Ghul falls asleep, (snores loudly)


Tough Crowd.