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Wow, so this is my first day on this site and I find someone has posted and article that APPEARS to be from someone in my political party (The American Patriot Party) but sounds more like a member of the Constitution Party.

Sadly, I hope he isn't deluded into thinking that he holds to the values of the "American Patriot Party". Most likely he just described himself as an "American Patriot" without knowing there was a specific political agenda tied to the name he chose.

The worst part is that his daughter is just as confused by the Constitution from the quote she gave.

it's from THE ONION

Originally posted by mikelly
Wow, so this is my first day on this site and I find someone has posted and article that APPEARS to be from someone in my political party (The American Patriot Party) but sounds more like a member of the Constitution Party.

Sadly, I hope he isn't deluded into thinking that he holds to the values of the "American Patriot Party". Most likely he just described himself as an "American Patriot" without knowing there was a specific political agenda tied to the name he chose.

The worst part is that his daughter is just as confused by the Constitution from the quote she gave.





Hahahaha, failed on the first day, good start, jack-ass. Welcome.

The constitution guarantees health care to everyone? hmm

Originally posted by mikelly
Wow, so this is my first day on this site and I find someone has posted and article that APPEARS to be from someone in my political party (The American Patriot Party) but sounds more like a member of the Constitution Party.

Sadly, I hope he isn't deluded into thinking that he holds to the values of the "American Patriot Party". Most likely he just described himself as an "American Patriot" without knowing there was a specific political agenda tied to the name he chose.

The worst part is that his daughter is just as confused by the Constitution from the quote she gave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_onion

Originally posted by Robtard
Hahahaha, failed on the first day, good start, jack-ass. Welcome. He didn't fail, he's spamming.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He didn't fail, he's spamming.

Think so? I thought spammers didn't take the time to fill out their profile. Oh well.

Originally posted by Robtard
Think so? I thought spammers didn't take the time to fill out their profile. Oh well. I do think so. Spammer's have become rather weird. But this guy is obviously pushing his electronic cigarettes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
The constitution guarantees health care to everyone? hmm

Article I, Section 8, Clause 1, also in the preamble. The General Welfare Clause and the Taxing and Spending Clause.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I do think so. Spammer's have become rather weird. But this guy is obviously pushing his electronic cigarettes.

Missed that the first time around. You're correct.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Article I, Section 8, Clause 1, also in the preamble. The General Welfare Clause and the Taxing and Spending Clause.

That's a bit of a stretch.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Article I, Section 8, Clause 1, also in the preamble. The General Welfare Clause and the Taxing and Spending Clause.

That's only when you define general welfare as public health care.

It surely doesn't "guarantee" universal health care.

Not that far of a stretch.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Not that far of a stretch.

It's definitely something you could base an argument on. It's just not a promise that everyone will have access to publicly financed health care

Well the rest of the article! Come on! I have this shit fed to me regularly by people so beyond ignorant that I've started calling them ignoranuses that's my new word for 2010! Let's get it into Websters! Ignoranus!

The article is pretty funny.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well the rest of the article! Come on! I have this shit fed to me regularly by people so beyond ignorant that I've started calling them ignoranuses that's my new word for 2010! Let's get it into Websters! Ignoranus!
It's been on the peg-jumping game at Cracker Barrel for ages. Though I think they country-fy it and called it "Ig-no-ra-mus"

Originally posted by botankus
It's been on the peg-jumping game at Cracker Barrel for ages. Though I think they country-fy it and called it "Ig-no-ra-mus"

Just ignore this anus, Jello, he knows nothing.

Ignoranus= 50% ass hole+50% ignoramus

composition-50% ignorance, 50% bullshit

characteristics- cannot distinguish between own ass and hole in the ground or elbow.

oh, yeah. My excuse is that it's been a long day, coupled with the fact that I'm trying to come up with a name for me and Robtard's forthcoming anal baby.

First I know what the Onion is that is why I called it an "Onionism"

Originally posted by Bardock42
I do think so. Spammer's have become rather weird. But this guy is obviously pushing his electronic cigarettes.

Just because I have a website and they allow us to put it in our signature lines doesn't mean I don't have an opinion or a right to post it.

If I went off talking about something off-topic, talked about my site, or posted a little blurb flaming someone THAT might be spamming.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Article I, Section 8, Clause 1, also in the preamble. The General Welfare Clause and the Taxing and Spending Clause.

And the Santa Clause.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
And the Santa Clause.

No, that clause really exists.

Originally posted by botankus
oh, yeah. My excuse is that it's been a long day, coupled with the fact that I'm trying to come up with a name for me and Robtard's forthcoming anal baby.

Can I be its godfather. I think you should name it after my grandmother 'Pooperella'. Common German name.

Originally posted by mikelly
First I know what the Onion is that is why I called it an "Onionism"



Just because I have a website and they allow us to put it in our signature lines doesn't mean I don't have an opinion or a right to post it.

If I went off talking about something off-topic, talked about my site, or posted a little blurb flaming someone THAT might be spamming.

Well, actually you do have a forum on that site so it is slightly against the rules.

But my point is less that you do something against the rules or should be banned and more that most likely you do post to promote your personal website. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
And the Santa Clause.

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