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All of Van Dammes movie characters are locked in a huge shopping mall and forced to fight until there is only one left standing.

There are weapons scattered throughout the mall, everything from guns, to knives, to baseball bats.

Who is the last man standing?

I'd have to think about this one, as all the films run together. But off the top of my head, the Van Damme in Universal Soldier, probably. Followed by the Van Damme in Cyborg.

Good thread, btw. This would equate to an epic load of Van Damage.

I'm thinking Chance Boudreaux, Hard Target.

I think it'd be the Universal Soldier character. He's far more powerful than any human fighter.

Yeah, but a shotgun blast or four will do him in.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm thinking Chance Boudreaux, Hard Target.

Best Van Linage ever:

Girl - "Why's your name Chance?"
JCVD - "Because my momma took one."

haermm Indeed. What about the Wagner twins? You think maybe we should have them as a team here?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Indeed. What about the Wagner twins? You think maybe we should have them as a team here?

I'd still bet on Universal Soldier JCVD.

I think Boudreaux would take him. He was like a ghost in the final battle in Hard Target, one blast to the head and it's over.

Don't count out Frank Dux, alot of the fight will be h2h.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, but a shotgun blast or four will do him in.

The Universal soldiers were shown to survive close range gunfire in the 1st movie. Along with increased healing ability, super strength and super speed (they swim a mile and a half in 4 minutes)

Yeah, but then one of Dolph's men died, remember? The big guy in the freezer? A shotgun blast will do mad damage to even them.

Originally posted by jaden101
The Universal soldiers were shown to survive close range gunfire in the 1st movie. Along with increased healing ability, super strength and super speed (they swim a mile and a half in 4 minutes)

And did that swim in full gear.

He also pushed an 80's Chevy Blazer upwards of 30 mph for several miles non-stop.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think Boudreaux would take him. He was like a ghost in the final battle in Hard Target, one blast to the head and it's over.

Don't count out Frank Dux, alot of the fight will be h2h.

They're all capable and they all can die from "blast to the head", but Universal Soldier has the highest feats and abilities. Logic dictates he'd probably win in the end.

He's a damage soaker, no doubt, but logic also dictates that Boudreaux would easily employ stealth and his gauge to be just as deadly. Gotta remember that Universal soldier gets tired, he needs his meds after a while. Or an ice truck.

They don't tire, they overheat, if they exert themselves too long, eg like pushing a 2-ton truck at 30mph for several miles.

Ripping out Chance's throat or shooting off his mullet isn't going to do this to the UniSol.

perhaps Universal Soldier Van Damme

I wonder if Van Damme still remembers signing posters for BloodSpot back in '85??

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker


BloodSpot

Leakage?

Originally posted by Robtard
They don't tire, they overheat, if they exert themselves too long, eg like pushing a 2-ton truck at 30mph for several miles.

Ripping out Chance's throat or shooting off his mullet isn't going to do this to the UniSol. And how will he do this if Chance blasts his head off?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And how will he do this if Chance blasts his head off?

Because he's likely to win in a h2h or gun battle against Chance, for reasons repeatedly noted. Faster, stronger, tougher, more durable and arguably, better trained.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because he's likely to win in a h2h or gun battle against Chance, for reasons repeatedly noted. Faster, stronger, tougher, more durable and arguably, better trained. And many Van Dammes out to kill him.

Hell, all Chance has to do is hold out a plate from the local greasy spoon and Universal soldier will be hypnotized.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And many Van Dammes out to kill him.

Hell, all Chance has to do is hold out a plate from the local greasy spoon and Universal soldier will be hypnotized.

See, you're doing it again. You've got it in your head who you want to win, and now are twisting everything to make that outcome, regardless of logic.

The Van Dammes are out to all kill each other, not 13 gunning for the Universal Soldier.

No, that's just silly.

Originally posted by Robtard
See, you're doing it again. You've got it in your head who you want to win, and now are twisting everything to make that outcome, regardless of logic.

The Van Dammes are out to all kill each other, not 13 gunning for the Universal Soldier.

No, that's just silly. No I'm not. Didn't I already acknowledge Universal soldier is the better trained? All I am saying is that Chance's fighting scene at the end of Hard Target was epic, and if he has a gauge, he'll take Universal soldiers head off.

Originally posted by Robtard


Ripping out Chance's throat or shooting off his mullet isn't going to do this to the UniSol.

Bwhahaha! His mullet in that film was devine. It was saturated with f*cking Jerry Curl, oh man.

Bwhahaha! *slaps knee*

Originally posted by jaden101
Leakage?



my bad, i meant BloodSport

Oh shit I missed that crylaugh

Bloodsport shits on all these movies

This had to be done.

http://campblood.org/News/vandammeit.gif

I vote the one below btw. Punching out a snake. That's pretty gangster.

http://hugh4prez.nate-online.com/TuT%20Fun/vandamme_snake.gif

http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/van-damme-vs-windows.gif

Cool.