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Who would win Tolkien style Elves or Tolkien Style Dwarves

You actually did it!!!lol

Uh, Elves. And go put this in the LotR forum.

I put tolkien STYLE because thats the type I want people to think of

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Right....

Originally posted by Samurai100
I put tolkien STYLE because thats the type I want people to think of

Sorry, I'm thinking of Keebler elves and Time Bandits dwarves; the dwarves win.

Goblins via KO (flying knee) round 2

Well Tolkien's elves were basically fantasy Catholics and the dwarves were fantasy Jews...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Well Tolkien's elves were basically fantasy Catholics and the dwarves were fantasy Jews...

And Orcs were fantasy Atheists?

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
And Orcs were fantasy Atheists?

No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?

Or Lutherans.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?

Nah! I say Atheists...Protestants would likely be trolls.

muslims.

Those would be Goblins.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Nah! I say Atheists...Protestants would likely be trolls.
I say potato.

DWARVES WOULD **** SHIT UP

how about mini me or hornswaggle from wwe?

Elven women are hot. It's Elvin, right? Or Elven?

Elves obviously = taller, longer reach, faster, longer range with bow and arrows, more intelligent, magical shit going on etc

is it an equal number of both or is it during a certain lotr time period? towards the end, dwarves outnumber elves.

dwarves outnumber the elves

k then dwarves win, if they are on equal footing.

elves are hawter

Originally posted by One Free Man
is it an equal number of both or is it during a certain lotr time period? towards the end, dwarves outnumber elves.

Because the elves are clever enough to leave to another level because they are more advanced. Dwarfs can outnumber them 100 to 1 and would still loose because the'd all get shot by arrows.

Legolas (in the movie version) could solo.

Originally posted by Robtard
Legolas (in the movie version) could solo.

yeh dwarves are friggin useless, I could take one out.

tie..

utub

elves they have longer reach although they appear less strong.. hmm..

Not sure but I think it may be tie!