Duel:Thomas "Fisherman" H vs Finti "Rainman"
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Fitch
I'll be the referee,so play nice,no shots under the belt.Now you should choose u're weapons.Words,Lightsabers....what ever you want(almost)
Thomas H
I choose hand to hand combat!!
anyway...mah is the fisherman...I am woody!
Fitch
well sorry bout that.I thought that both of you are fishermans....
Thomas H
noope, ask one of the moderators to change it to woody!
mechmoggy
Aaaaah-haaaaa, I wouldn't wanna be called a woody myself.....
Fitch
ush....can you help us with that ?
mechmoggy
Yeah Ush, these chaps need a woody over here.....
*sniggers*
Fitch
are you mocking TH ?this is beetween him and Finiti.So plz don't attack the players....
Mujaffa
battle between woody and rainman.....send'em too battle royale...
Bad Boy
WOODY WOODY WOODY!!!!!!
Fitch
ok,we have spectators.....
Mujaffa
takin' bets..over here!
Dexx
this is just
queeq
Is finti using his axe?
Fitch
get out of here.no bets allowed.although if you wanna support u're favorit u can come to me...
Fitch
didn't visited this topic yet.....
queeq
He has an axe, better watch out for him if you don't pay your tab.
finti
and axe is nice on wood and ...didnt it says fisherman as a headliner?
Fitch
I knew that he has an axe.but Thomas choosed hand-to-hand combat.this will be interesting......
Thomas H
I eat exes..
*punshes rainman in his head*
queeq
So where does it say finti can't use his axe then? It's in his hand...
finti
You eat exes, go ahead I give you some for starters then * fetches old girlfriends for Harry Swede*
Dexx
did i mention this is
?
finti
Hand to hand huh? well are you finished with your shadow boxing Harry cause I am over here. why do you fight queeqs holografic image of me dude? even that one would kick your ass though
finti
christ !, the hologramic images knocked Harry out, he is sleeping like a log
queeq
That's what it's there for.
Fitch
not fair.....you must fight yourself....
finti
he it aint me who started to attack a hologramic image, and gotten his ass whoped doing so
queeq
Too bad, I would have like to see finti in action. I could have taped it for my hologram.
Fitch
yeah...anyway..we'll continue the battle when Thomas is back...
Gundark
Gee, I can't decide who to cheer on.....can I see a copy of the script ?
finti
Yeah and scare the stoortroopers white.
Must hand it to Thomas though, I love to tease him and he is such a good sport he takes it so well. Good show Thomas
Fitch
too bad he didn't say anything.....
Gundark
The stadium appears to be rather empty. Can I get my seat upgraded ? Where's Gilligan with our drinks ?
queeq
I think he's UNDERNEATh your seat.
Gundark
Perverted little sailor.
And where the heck is Thomas ? I want to see some action !!!
Fitch
he's on a 5 min brake.....just spitting some blood
.He'll be back.
Fitch
big diffrence beetween those two...
Fitch
are you takeing Thomas's place ?
Mujaffa
no...i'll join fight club
Bad Boy
GO WOODY! GO WOODY! GO WOODY!
Of course I would whoop both your asses!
Gundark
Of course you would, BB. But you better get a forklift first.
I don't like the fights really. I just like the loose change on the ground afterwards.
finti
No taffy have a chance against a Norse
Mujaffa
and so you'll find out..
Fitch
u're out of this fight.....
Gundark
Wonder how I'd make out with my pitchfork against finti's battle axe ?
mechmoggy
The reach advantage would be great Gundy but if he were to catch a good hit on your pitchfork, the wooden handle would break for sure. What you need is a steel handle with a fixed hardened fork at the end, ground to various gouging and poking thingies.
I can't believe I'm over analysing the advantages and disadvantages of a virtual battle between two people I've never met. What a strange turn my lifes taken since joining this community....
finti
sucked in?????????????
Thomas H
*takes a flying kick in fintis head*
*he looses his axe, and woody pics it up!*
Fitch
what a change of places....too bad it was ilegal.U should've said that you kick him and I tell you the consequences......
Bad Boy
What you on about???
I'd kick your arse!
Thomas H
you know what they say finti..lumberjacks are huge and strong!
Fitch
finti.....looks like u have lots of enemys......
finti
I like it that way, well I know some other stuff about lumber jacks
"I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa."- Monty Python`s Lumberjack song or just plain Thomas `s song.
And BB you wouldnt last a minute
Mujaffa
well he's called woddy..
finti
no he is Harry Swede
Bad Boy
I know I wouldn't last a minute. I'd last all day!!!
You however would run home screaming after one punch on the nose!
Mujaffa
who??you?
Thomas H
maybe we should create a spin off of this thread...Rainmans kmc`s enemys!
hehe
Thats a nice song Finti..heres one for you
It raining men...halleluja its raining men....
mah
this is turning less into a fight and more into a lameflame-o-rama
Dim
Awwww..that put a smile on fint's face
finti
well since it is a lamefram o rama Mah can join in too.
Dim the smile is for Thomas actually being clever there, gotta give credit when credit is due
mah
oh I could flame everyone to ashes finti
finti
especially the welsh
Bad Boy
I would say 'bring it on' but its not my fight so......
Fitch
this fight became almost everyones fight against finti.That poor guy,but he enjoys it....
finti
of course, always loved a good fight. Here on the board as in real life
Thomas H
if you like that, you shoul move to vinger..theres always fights..I aint kidding you!
finti
and you think they aint fighting in this town, what do you think happen when all the farm boys from Sandnes ,Bryne , Kvinesdal Farsund ,Flekefjord comes to town acting like they own the place. It gets real nasty at times
Fitch
and I bet u're the sheriff....
finti
No, it aint my problem unless they bother me.
finti
Not for me, but I when out on town you see a couple of fights every time. espesially when its time to go home and a line for a cab starts to form. People aint tolerant so it oftens ends in a fist fight.
In my younger days we had a lot of fights, me and my friends never backed down for a fight, we more or less looked for it.
Thing is you know that there will be a time when you meet your match and you will get your ass kicked. We gave up trouble searching while we were ahead, also you get older(and wiser) and aint all that interested in fighting. Nowdays we brake up fights instead
Fitch
what can i say,great town !!!!!!!!!!
finti
more like every town I guess
Thomas H
Pretty much like Kongsvinger then!!
finti
Kongsvinger is a place with those farm boys, so you all need to find a city to travell too to fight the city people
finti
a slip of the tounge there Mah
mah
it happens to the best, and in my case the worst
Mujaffa
like you know..
Thomas H
Fighting is good for the spirit...hehe
its fun until the cops arrive!
finti
what can the cops do? they are always outnumbered
Fitch
plus they love to watch
Mujaffa
like all of us..
Fitch
I think I'll invent the new portable popcorn machine.it's mobile and I can take it everywhere,inside theaters,stadions,fights...
Mujaffa
good,good..
Fitch
friends have discounts so......
Thomas H
*flying kick in Fintis knee*
finti starts to cry and becomes the rainman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
queeq
Come on, finti! Strike back!
finti
put Thomas to sleep , now that was it time to move on
Fitch
guess the fight is over.Smart man won....
finti
good, time to start some peaceful threads
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