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Post fails that you have experienced in games that left you wondering what the hell just happened and/or laughing. Please don't rant about anything though just laugh at your own and other peoples posts.

1. I was playing Super Smash Bros Melee with someone and we were down to our last life (the stage was Onett). I was Captain Falcon and I KO'd my opponent to the sky (Star KO) and I taunted. Before Falcon said "moves", a car came up and knocked Falcon off the screen. I lost but it was pretty damn funny.

2. I was playing Duke Nukem 64's multiplayer mode with three other people. One of them was trying to ricochet a grenade to a teleport but blasted by it and fell off a high ledge screaming to their death. Funniest suicide I've ever seen in a FPS.

3. I played Resident Evil 5 survivors and managed to reach second place with just the knife (I was pretty damn close to getting first). And there this one match where this guy kept getting killed by the Reapers.

In Modern Warfare 2, I was playing Team Deathmatch on the High Rise(Office) level, I'd gotten up to the crane, and I was sniping my heart out. There was about a minute left before the match was over, and both our teams were tied. Just as I was about to make the game winning kill, I slid forward just a bit so I could get a better shot....then I fell off the damn crane. To add further insult to injury, I respawned in a room full of the other team. I got destroyed, and they won the match.

Back when I used to play Counter Strike I was in a game in which I was the last one alive on my team. The other team had 4 guys left. I slowly killed each one of them until only one was left. Became a one on one battle. Problem was I only had about 10 hp left.

It was on de_dust. I was walking around slowly looking for the guy when I heard bullets start to fly my way. I was at an area where next to a little bridge that heads into an underpass. Well I instinctively jumped off the bridge into the underpass. It was about a 12 foot jump or so, not too bad.

Problem was, I had 10 hp left. The little fall killed me. The whole server was cracking up, and I was too.

The entire game of the Return of Matt Hazard was an epic fail but it was funny.

In SSBB I somehow died by throwing a bomb up Princess Peach's skirt while she was floating. I might have been close enough for the shockwave to get me but what stumped me was that she kept floating as if nothing happened.

I had spent a day off playing, Fallout3. After 6 hours of play i was about to turn the game off. I thought, however, i may as well try to get an achievement first. I needed to achieve the worst possible morality i could. I always play the game while keeping my morality as high as possible. So, after six hours of finishing quests and such i began to murder innocent people so that i could get my morality down. I had to massacre a few towns but i eventually got my morality down. After i acquired my achievement i turned the game off.

The next day i went back to play only to find that i neglected to save the game before i went on a murdering rampage and destroyed my morality as well as a few key characters in the game. So, i had to start the entire game over after having clocked 30+ hours and a level 30 character. I never actually restarted the game though. It was like after i lost over 100 hours of gameplay on my Oblivion file. It's just way to hard to start over after all of that.

I had Goldeneye before my one friend and his brothers. I knew how to duck, they didn't. 3-on-1 massacres ensued for about a week, with me dominating using only the karate chop.

Also, naming ourselves things like "DaHerp" and "AIDS" in all kinds of sh*tty shooters through the ages, so that the other dudes' screens pop up "You have been killed by AIDS" and the like when they die.

I remember when me and my lil bro would play a 2P game on Streets of Rage 3. He thought I was one of the bad guys, and he'd beat my character up (I always choose Axel).
And somehow, I always manage to convince him to use the other characters instead of Axel.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The entire game of the Return of Matt Hazard was an epic fail but it was funny.

How was it a fail ??

i liked game myself only thing for me was the game was too short.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I had spent a day off playing, Fallout3. After 6 hours of play i was about to turn the game off. I thought, however, i may as well try to get an achievement first. I needed to achieve the worst possible morality i could. I always play the game while keeping my morality as high as possible. So, after six hours of finishing quests and such i began to murder innocent people so that i could get my morality down. I had to massacre a few towns but i eventually got my morality down. After i acquired my achievement i turned the game off.

The next day i went back to play only to find that i neglected to save the game before i went on a murdering rampage and destroyed my morality as well as a few key characters in the game. So, i had to start the entire game over after having clocked 30+ hours and a level 30 character. I never actually restarted the game though. It was like after i lost over 100 hours of gameplay on my Oblivion file. It's just way to hard to start over after all of that.

That's not funny, I just feel bad for you.

Originally posted by Doctor-Alvis
In SSBB I somehow died by throwing a bomb up Princess Peach's skirt while she was floating. I might have been close enough for the shockwave to get me but what stumped me was that she kept floating as if nothing happened.

YOU DIED BY THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY UTERUS...THE ALMIGHTY.....UTERUS!!!!!

i could prolly fill this whole thread with stupid abes oddysee mistakes, but ill pick the one i remember most
playing abes oddysee the other day, i somehow mistook a sleeping slog for a paramite (having just about finished paramonia)
so like i would normally do in this situation - i threw a piece of meat at it while i tried to pull a level right next to it - the meat (which was actually a rock, but i didnt realize until too late) woke the slog up and i died near instantly..
damn my addled brains

I'm happy to see that this thread got some posts already. Here comes my fail: I was playing SSBB on Norfair and I put everyone on Samus: me and 3 CPUs. When that protection capsule popped up I got in and kept 2 CPUs out, the third managed to get past me and once the lava wave was gone (everyone outside KOed) I tried to shoot the last CPU with my fully charged cannon. The problem: the CPU had the same plan AND shot first.

http://www.horrorshirts.com/images/HANSHOTFIRST/hsf1.jpg

and to keep on topic
spore galactic adventures
i was nearly finished creating a kickarse adventure, that took place in the middle of a battlefield..i had maybe 300 vehicles and units for one team (i dont know what the limit is, so i could be off), and i was gonna add the grox to use as the enemy team..unforunately i realized too late that you cant use the grox without some kind of mod.. a waste of an epic adventure

I was playing one of the earlier Soulcaliburs with a friend. I was getting wailed on because I had never played the game before. I decided to pick who I later learned was Kilik and figured out a move or two that nearly scored me a win. I had him on the ropes, nearly dead, along the edge of a round stage and I did that diving down slash move, hit him, and fell right off the side.

In Halo 2, I saw someone trip over their own feet and killed himself.

KOTOR 2's ending = FAIL

LOL...hundreds of them in Soul Calibur 4. Listing 3...

1. Probably one of the funniest that can happen, Astaroth doing his jump grab on someone standing just near the edge of the stage - cracks everyone the hell up.

2. Talim flipping herself out of the ring.

3. Someone getting tossed back and forth by Rock, not knowing how to get out of it.

I was playing Battlefront 2, assault mode with Darth Maul and threw my lightsaber at Aayla Secura and the lightsaber just kept on turning on the spot. I was completely weaponless when Chewbacca came up and shot me in the back. I was dead instantly and my lightsaber returned to me at last.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
KOTOR 2's ending = FAIL

Agreed! All that playing time...for...that?

Also...

Was playing L4D2 Monday evening with two friends on the swampy level and we see a witch, it's on an easier difficulty, so my one friend is a bit ahead of us and decideds to go kill her on his own...he fails and gets downed while she has her way with him. I get there first with my chainsaw, digging it into her back for a good 30 seconds (literally) when my other friend comes over and starts shooting her point blank with the auto shot gun for another 30 seconds (while I am still chainsawing her back...). She. Would. Not. Die. lol she ended up running away on her own! All that damage (I could see the blood filling my screen!) and she just runs off! Apparently she got bored...we could hear her screaming for a bit afterwards. Scary.

On Perfect Dark (n64)..

The level Felicity...


So many fails.


My friend and I would play with the laptop gun. Well, he destroyed my laptop gun and threw his up in the same spot. I came out of the door that leads to the long corridor, thinking my laptop gun was still there. It killed me three times before I realized WTF was happening. I heard the laptop gun firing...but thought he was around...by watching his screen. When I died the third time, I watched the screen to see the shots were coming from what I thought was MY laptop gun. I then yelled at my homie while he commenced to laugh at my stupidty. I learned to watch his screen more on felicity...when we were using laptop guns.

Me and Samurai100 were playing "The Force Unleashed" on the Wii together and I lost one duel after the other. After several matches Samurai commented that his brother had put the sensor below the television, to make it possible to play while seating. I was standing, so the sensor had problems detecting my movements. When I sat down the battles finally became a bit more even.

the first time i tried to fight Sephiroth in KHI
i went in there all suited up with elixers and shit at a pretty high level and im all like "Yeah! i got this! Take that Sephy!"
fight starts and swipe swipe im dead

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
the first time i tried to fight Sephiroth in KHI
i went in there all suited up with elixers and shit at a pretty high level and im all like "Yeah! i got this! Take that Sephy!"
fight starts and swipe swipe im dead


That's actually funny. I lol'd.