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Like Dante, Link gets chained to the wall and can be only hit below the belt. Everyone takes this chance to harm the elf. Just for the heck of it, everyone can only use Link's ball and chain and this game is to see who can hit the hero of Hyrule's testicles the hardest.

Here are the contenders:
1. Kratos (god of war)
2. Master Chief (halo)
3. Eddie Riggs (brutal legend)
4. Ken Ogawa (ninja blade)
5. Dante (devil may cry)

Each person can only go one at a time and remember, each one are only using the Ball & Chain, no other weapons.

Who will hit Link in the groin the hardest?

Seriously these threads are turning into flame wars rather than what they were originally tended to be.

Kratos will. Then after thwey unchain him, he kills them all 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kratos will. Then after thwey unchain him, he kills them all 131

No those chains are meant to keep him there forever.

Scream said after they unchain him when they done.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Scream said after they unchain him when they done.

Hey whose the guy who made this thread?

Don't care wh made it, I commandeered it. I now have supreme authority.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Don't care who made it, I commandeered it. I now have supreme authority.

Bull-friggin-crap you did. Seriously, your humor sucks.

Humour? I was serious.

Lets just get back to hitting Link in the nuts.

Thread's already been solved, now get out of my thread.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Thread's already been solved, now get out of my thread.

Up yours.

You 18 yet?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You 18 yet?

Turning 17 next year. Why?

You're too young for me.

someone doesn't understand what "up yours" means.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're too young for me.

Wait a minute, were you going gay on me? Get away from me you sicko. I'll go Kratos on you

You do know that Sparta was one of the first gay societies, right?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You do know that Sparta was one of the first gay societies, right?

I think somebody watched Meet the Spartans too many times.

Stay on topic!

No, legit. Spartan soldiers spent a lot of time 'spearing' each other. It wasn't just accepted in Sparta, it was expected.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No, legit. Spartan soldiers spent a lot of time 'spearing' each other. It wasn't just accepted in Sparta, it was expected.

What? Okay even if Sparta had gay guys, Kratos obviously isn't gay so just shut it already. When I said I was going Kratos on you, I meant I'm gonna kick your butt.

Lol, still going after my ass, I see.

And Sparta didn't just have them, everyone in Sparta was gay. Kratos? Spartan, constantly shirtless,.. Hm..

Kratos being shirtless is asking why young link doesn't wear pants.

^Lmao.

I remember someone somewhere saying Dante was a 300 tonner. Is this true at all? And if it is, wouldn't that put him above Kratos for Strength?

Dunno about the statistics but its true then with one of his gauntlets should increase that.

Kratos hmm?... I dare any homophobe to crack a joke to his face >.>

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Who invited you all into my thread? 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Who invited you all into my thread? 131

Oh great, Screampaste just gets out of his coma and thinks every thread is his. The retard.

Your butthurt is noted, but perhaps one day I will award you with your own thread. If you serve me loyally, SERF!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Your butthurt is noted, but perhaps one day I will award you with your own thread. If you serve me loyally, SERF!

The idiocy coming from you never ceases to amaze me.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

I lol'd @ this.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Flattery will get you nowhere.

If I were you, I'd quit smoking Link's bong and start getting into human society instead of the woods filled with misfit gay elves.

Lol, bongs were middle-eastern back then, and known as hooka's. Jeez. Lern2drugs.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
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Amen.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Amen.

From the way this is going, I'm guessing you're into Legend of Zelda, right?

Anyone with good taste enjoys at least one Zelda game.

Hey, I'm enjoying this, my, thread. Now gtfo, NemeSis, I grounded you.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
From the way this is going, I'm guessing you're into Legend of Zelda, right?
To some degree, yeah, but not nearly as much as most of the others here.

What I said there though actually had nothing to do with my fandom.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
To some degree, yeah, but not nearly as much as most of the others here.

What I said there though actually had nothing to do with my fandom.

Then stop complaining. No one is asking you to come into this thread.

I am. I can invite whoever I want to my thread, gtfo.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Then stop complaining. No one is asking you to come into this thread.
Like anyone else, I don't have to be "asked" to post in a thread on a public forum...

And 1-word reply = complaining?