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so what are you doing for christmas the same as last year or are you going to do something different..

please be kind .

merry christmas

Is it really? Aw, well I'm giving presents, recieving presents, eating a baby, cooking a turkey, putting up a xmas tree and drinking eggnog spiked to hell and back. Not exactly in that order.

Originally posted by myinnerself
so what are you doing for christmas the same as last year or are you going to do something different..

please be kind .

merry christmas

Since it's the last christmas I'll have as a teenager I think I may masturbate twice in the morning mhmm

Eat too much, drink too much and maybe even think about the meaning of christmas.

same as always
spending it with my family at home and trying to aviod annoying family members

Survive.
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i miss doing Secret Santa in my family but we stopped for some reason aweweep
thats how i got Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

hi all.
Marry Christmas in advance to all.

I dunno if we can marry christmas but we'll give it a bloody good try

I divorced Christmas, the doosh of a woman owes me hundreds in child support.

Originally posted by Scythe
I divorced Christmas, the doosh of a woman owes me hundreds in child support.

She'll break into your house and eat all your cookies...that b*tch!

Originally posted by steverules_2
She'll break into your house and eat all your cookies...that b*tch!

I wouldn't mind that at all, I gave her children a good place.

*rubs stomach*

so that explains why you eat babies mhmm

christmas..what is that?

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
so that explains why you eat babies mhmm

Part of it, yeah.

Originally posted by Scythe
Part of it, yeah.
and the other part?

Whats the other part?

So...you eat your own children? I think there's a tribe that does that, if not in real life then in star trek

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
christmas..what is that?

it's the time of year when you all give me presents and give me slave women to have sex with

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
and the other part? Originally posted by steverules_2
Whats the other part?

So...you eat your own children? I think there's a tribe that does that, if not in real life then in star trek



it's the time of year when you all give me presents and give me slave women to have sex with

Well frankly, it's because it''s just too damn fun, and helps me with my immortality, or so I think.

And no, I don't eat my own children, by god, that's cannibalism.

huh....mmm mhmm

I ordered Chinese take-out from the Chinese place across the street. I was quite angry I received Chinese food and not an asian.... Well, you know. That and it's across the street, thus flaunting my laziness, I smudge chocolate fudge on my cheeks and fall asleep.

we actually ordered Chinese food for our Christmas dinner last year just like in A Christmas Story haermm
it ****ing rocked

too bad we dont have the money for it this year though

How can you not afford chinese food? You're not poor are you?

Originally posted by steverules_2
How can you not afford chinese food? You're not poor are you?
...... maybe..... bermm

yes aweweep

So what do you get at christmas if you don't earn that much?

we make ends meet somehow srug
but at least in stead of chinese we get the sweet sweet palate pleasure of my dad's cooking droolio
my dad's an actual chef so its all the better

So mine...he makes cheese on toast and can make bacon!!!

just about everyone in my family's awesome cooks
my aunt sharon makes fudge like nobody's business
my dad makes the most amazing lasagna and stuffed shells as well as meatballs
my nunny makes great iced tea
theres lots more but i cant think straight right now