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Hey Jerks,

Remember me? You all love/loved me at one point in your life. You don't have to admit it out loud, but in your mind you know the truth. Though this thread is not about your love or your passion for Ax3l. This thread is about Ax3l. I'm sure you all know by now that I am no longer a posting member. Well, ever now and again I find a good post to make, and I do. But this thread isn't about how awesome my posts are. This thread is about what's happened to me in the past months. I'm sure you all know by now that I am dying.

I have an incurable disease that changes the way I live life. Changes it in both the good and bad ways. Bad in the way that my life will be shortened by this. But good because I will be using the moments to their fullest. I will not allow one moment of my life to pass by without me grabing it by it's ball sack, jerking it off, and leaving it wanting more. Confusing analogy? Be that as it may, still a point driver.

Now, I'm sure you're all wondering the disease I have. You're all probably thinking this is another brilliant and elaborate hoax thought up by my genius brain, but it isn't. My disease attacks my insides. Forcing my body not to create what it should be creating. My pancreas refuses to produce one of the most important substances to sustain human life. So to keep me alive, I have to inject myself every few hours to keep from losing everything.

Well, those of you who still care, which should be all of you, now you know my life at this moment. Those of you who don't know who I am, just ask around. I'm sure they can tell you some epic stories about me and my majestic time here. Now, it's going on 4 am and I'm starting to pass out from exhaustion. So thank you for your time.

Good night, and God bless.

I don't know what I'd do with myself if you slipped into a coma, I COULDN'T GO ON I SAY!!! NO GOD!

Hahahahahahaha,

I'm sorry, you're just not terribly important to me, so I find this hilarious.

-AC

oh

k.

Diabetes? Sucks, man.

i didn't think you die when you're a diabetic, its just that 'the quality of your life is lessened'
but good luck with all that

Sorry to hear bud. Not much I can say that will really help but I can at least thank you for being an entertaining buddy over the past years and hopefully the upcoming ones as well; from Halo 2 to KMC. Take it as easy as you can Alex.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hahahahahahaha,

I'm sorry, you're just not terribly important to me, so I find this hilarious.

-AC Don't worry, it's just diabetes.

Don't let em take your foot

Originally posted by Ax3l
Hey Jerks,

Remember me? You all love/loved me at one point in your life. You don't have to admit it out loud, but in your mind you know the truth. Though this thread is not about your love or your passion for Ax3l. This thread is about Ax3l. I'm sure you all know by now that I am no longer a posting member. Well, ever now and again I find a good post to make, and I do. But this thread isn't about how awesome my posts are. This thread is about what's happened to me in the past months. I'm sure you all know by now that I am dying.

I have an incurable disease that changes the way I live life. Changes it in both the good and bad ways. Bad in the way that my life will be shortened by this. But good because I will be using the moments to their fullest. I will not allow one moment of my life to pass by without me grabing it by it's ball sack, jerking it off, and leaving it wanting more. Confusing analogy? Be that as it may, still a point driver.

Now, I'm sure you're all wondering the disease I have. You're all probably thinking this is another brilliant and elaborate hoax thought up by my genius brain, but it isn't. My disease attacks my insides. Forcing my body not to create what it should be creating. My pancreas refuses to produce one of the most important substances to sustain human life. So to keep me alive, I have to inject myself every few hours to keep from losing everything.

Well, those of you who still care, which should be all of you, now you know my life at this moment. Those of you who don't know who I am, just ask around. I'm sure they can tell you some epic stories about me and my majestic time here. Now, it's going on 4 am and I'm starting to pass out from exhaustion. So thank you for your time.

Good night, and God bless.

You have type 1 diabetes. Don't take this as the end but as new begining in your life. You have to establish a discipline in your nutrition and be more active. Measuring your sugar levels are important; if they rise don't panic. Just check with your doctor immediatly.

Keep your feet clean and wear comfortable shoes. Get the flu shots every year and remember it's the carbs and not sugar that will trigger high levels. Best of luck for you man.

Originally posted by Because I can
i didn't think you die when you're a diabetic, its just that 'the quality of your life is lessened'
but good luck with all that

You don't, unless you don't take care of yourself. Same with the "quality of life is lessened" thing - it's not true unless you don't take care of yourself. Check your blood sugar, adjust your insulin shots to compensate, and you're fine. You really don't even need to change your diet a huge amount.

My brother is Type 1, has had it for...six and a half years now, and the only real change he's made is drinking diet soda instead of regular.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Don't let em take your foot

They had to take my uncle's leg up to the knee.

That sucks. They took half of my friends father's foot.

tl;dr

Originally posted by the.kenzo
tl;dr

You should, aren't you going down that road?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You should, aren't you going down that road?

I don't have diabetes.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
I don't have diabetes.

Ha ha! You did read it!

Success.

He might have read the rest of the thread. Which had shorter replies.

That might be giving him too much credit.

The 8th reply says it all.

No doubt something I said.

**** you

Originally posted by Bardock42
He might have read the rest of the thread. Which had shorter replies.

Bingo.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
**** you

Who is Ax3l, Reverend Axel, Homer J., Da Rev, Captain Maynard, ~Da Rev~, Reverend Maynar, Hotpants, Pink Maynard, Dwight Shrute, Revernd Maynard, BendyAlex, Drumdude1167 & Maynard-is-god?

lol Dwight Shrute

http://www.andreaharner.com/DwightSchrute.jpg

Originally posted by Ax3l
Hey Jerks,

Remember me? You all love/loved me at one point in your life. You don't have to admit it out loud, but in your mind you know the truth. Though this thread is not about your love or your passion for Ax3l. This thread is about Ax3l. I'm sure you all know by now that I am no longer a posting member. Well, ever now and again I find a good post to make, and I do. But this thread isn't about how awesome my posts are. This thread is about what's happened to me in the past months. I'm sure you all know by now that I am dying.

I have an incurable disease that changes the way I live life. Changes it in both the good and bad ways. Bad in the way that my life will be shortened by this. But good because I will be using the moments to their fullest. I will not allow one moment of my life to pass by without me grabing it by it's ball sack, jerking it off, and leaving it wanting more. Confusing analogy? Be that as it may, still a point driver.

Now, I'm sure you're all wondering the disease I have. You're all probably thinking this is another brilliant and elaborate hoax thought up by my genius brain, but it isn't. My disease attacks my insides. Forcing my body not to create what it should be creating. My pancreas refuses to produce one of the most important substances to sustain human life. So to keep me alive, I have to inject myself every few hours to keep from losing everything.

Well, those of you who still care, which should be all of you, now you know my life at this moment. Those of you who don't know who I am, just ask around. I'm sure they can tell you some epic stories about me and my majestic time here. Now, it's going on 4 am and I'm starting to pass out from exhaustion. So thank you for your time.

Good night, and God bless. I did this better. in mine I actually died.

lol wut

wow, that sucks. And its wierd that im apparently the only person on kmc who doesn't have a relative with diabetes.

There's three people here who stated that they have a relative with diabetes.

Though with the rise in diabetes lately who knows. I personally don't have a relative with diabetes, but I know someone with it...my good friend Ax3l just recently found out. It was a shocker to all of us.

why do they cut your f33t off?

Best of luck to you, Ax3l. I find you a rather hilarious and enjoyable poster.

Now, enough whining: make moar cartoons!

Originally posted by Bardock42
There's three people here who stated that they have a relative with diabetes.

Though with the rise in diabetes lately who knows. I personally don't have a relative with diabetes, but I know someone with it...my good friend Ax3l just recently found out. It was a shocker to all of us.

Both my parents have type 2 diabetes.

Chances that I'll develop type 2 diabetes if I become fat and lazy: 100%.

Are you kidding me? I've made 20 cartoons.

http://mortsend.blip.tv

They're all there.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Are you kidding me? I've made 20 cartoons.

http://mortsend.blip.tv

They're all there.

Yes, I know.

Shameless, you are. SHAMELESS!

I check probably once a month to see if there's a new one...or two.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Best of luck to you, Ax3l. I find you a rather hilarious and enjoyable poster.

Now, enough whining: make moar cartoons!



Both my parents have type 2 diabetes.

Chances that I'll develop type 2 diabetes if I become fat and lazy: 100%. sig doesnt help either.

Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
sig doesnt help either.

I'll be fine. Trust me.

You make me want to kill myself, thanks.

Originally posted by Ax3l
You make me want to kill myself, thanks.


Be my guest. Just make at least 40 more toons and have them on a delayed release. kthanxbye.

10 more. Season 3 is the last. It's all shown in this poster I made a while ago.

Oh noes!! oh

Sorry to hear that, a friend of mine has diabetes and she used to be pretty good at taking care of it. Recently she's started to party a LOT and has been in and out of hospital a few times because of 'ketone' issues. Dunno if it's related to her lifestyle, she's adamant it isn't, but it seems too coincidental.

Take care of yourself hug

An anhorexic aquantince of mine had diabetes and took the injection on a daily basis. One day she got shit-faced on alcohol, met another aquantince and they decided to have some fun together. They took some e and went home and took more. The next day he woke up to find her rigid, gaunt corpse in bed with him. Apparently, she popped so many of those pills she lost track of time and forgot to take her medication.

So, my point is simple.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Hey Jerks,

Remember me? You all love/loved me at one point in your life. You don't have to admit it out loud, but in your mind you know the truth. Though this thread is not about your love or your passion for Ax3l. This thread is about Ax3l. I'm sure you all know by now that I am no longer a posting member. Well, ever now and again I find a good post to make, and I do. But this thread isn't about how awesome my posts are. This thread is about what's happened to me in the past months. I'm sure you all know by now that I am dying.

I have an incurable disease that changes the way I live life. Changes it in both the good and bad ways. Bad in the way that my life will be shortened by this. But good because I will be using the moments to their fullest. I will not allow one moment of my life to pass by without me grabing it by it's ball sack, jerking it off, and leaving it wanting more. Confusing analogy? Be that as it may, still a point driver.

Now, I'm sure you're all wondering the disease I have. You're all probably thinking this is another brilliant and elaborate hoax thought up by my genius brain, but it isn't. My disease attacks my insides. Forcing my body not to create what it should be creating. My pancreas refuses to produce one of the most important substances to sustain human life. So to keep me alive, I have to inject myself every few hours to keep from losing everything.

Well, those of you who still care, which should be all of you, now you know my life at this moment. Those of you who don't know who I am, just ask around. I'm sure they can tell you some epic stories about me and my majestic time here. Now, it's going on 4 am and I'm starting to pass out from exhaustion. So thank you for your time.

Good night, and God bless.


You're a raging prick, you're rude, insulting, and you have no manners. But I hate to see someone so young with such a condition, so take care of yourself, jackhole.

and remember your mediaction; as Mary poppins put it "with a spoonfull of sugar and the medicine goes down"

I'll let you know when i get the betes too. We'll be Betes Brothers.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're a raging prick, you're rude, insulting, and you have no manners. But I hate to see someone so young with such a condition, so take care of yourself, jackhole. Thanks, grandpa.

Originally posted by GCG
An anhorexic aquantince of mine had diabetes and took the injection on a daily basis. One day she got shit-faced on alcohol, met another aquantince and they decided to have some fun together. They took some e and went home and took more. The next day he woke up to find her rigid, gaunt corpse in bed with him. Apparently, she popped so many of those pills she lost track of time and forgot to take her medication.

So, my point is simple.

Holy F*CK! That would suck waking up next to that. I would be creeped out for ages.