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That's right, this is the official odor vs thread, where movie smells are pitted against each other. Use onscreen feats.

I'll start it off:

Chewbacca's Wookie ball-sack

Vs

Harry's sasquatchian scrotum (Harry and the Hendersons)

Wookies try their juveniles with a carnivorous flower.

Sasquatches live in the wilderness and use tree sap for deodorant.

LOL Great thread..

Morpheus (Whos stink could be tasted by Smith in "The matrix"


Vs


Andy Dufrane (After crawling through that pipe in "Shawshank redemption"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL Great thread..

Morpheus (Whos stink could be tasted by Smith in "The matrix"


Vs


Andy Dufrane (After crawling through that pipe in "Shawshank redemption"

Gotto go with Andy, he literally crawled through nearly a mile of inmate feces.

Originally posted by Impediment
Wookies try their juveniles with a carnivorous flower.

Sasquatches live in the wilderness and use tree sap for deodorant.

Don't know man, it took a jacuzzi full of soap, shampoo and perfume to ride the sasquatch stink, even then I think he still stunk.

Originally posted by Robtard
Don't know man, it took a jacuzzi full of soap, shampoo and perfume to ride the sasquatch stink, even then I think he still stunk.

People can ride a Sasquatch's stink?

Death's foot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEurK8VPVOM 5:48

vs

The smell of napalm in the morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w

Im kinda leaning to a Harry victory.
Sasquatch scrotum for the win.
Not enough SW characters commented on the offensiveness of wookie stink for my liking, when faced against an unwashed hairy scrote of THAT magnitude.

That said Chewie must wear cologne or something to not take this one.
(His hair seemed very well cared for too.)

Originally posted by Robtard
Gotto go with Andy, he literally crawled through nearly a mile of inmate feces.

I concurr.
Hard to top that.
And it being prison, theres probably a lot of Jizz in with that poop too.

The euuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh factor increases exponentially, then.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Death's foot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEurK8VPVOM 5:48

vs

The smell of napalm in the morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w

Deaths foot, most likely....

The smell of napalm in the morning is the smell of.....victory.

The bog of eternal stench (Labyrinth)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TY8T9iTUxc


Vs


The worst toilet in Scotland (Trainspotting)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7_p1lM2fY

Also:

That innocent shark's stinking intestinal tract
(Cut open as a suspect in "Jaws"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfx2aTiPxZs


Vs


Steve O's fart mask(Jackass 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxlVZjeODY8

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The bog of eternal stench (Labyrinth)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TY8T9iTUxc


Vs


The worst toilet in Scotland (Trainspotting)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7_p1lM2fY

Scottish toilet, hands down.

Rancor breath

vs.

King Kong's breath

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Rancor breath

vs.

King Kong's breath

Kong eats shrubbery. Rancor eats fat smelly pig-men.

Rancor, hands down.

If that things had simply guffed, ROTJ would have been around a hour and three quarters shorter.

Jesus Christ, from The Passion of the Christ, after being dead for three days


vs.


The Bog of Eternal Stench from Labyrinth

Hmmmmmmmmmm Definitely gotta go with Christ there.
Bodies leak all kind of body fluids and they didnt have refrigerated morgues back then.

Gremlins snot versus..............McClane's crack after Nakatomi.

Gremlins snot, obviously.

Aunt May's crotch after the Doc Ock fight from Spider Man 2

vs.

Pee-Wee Herman's undies after Large Marge showed him her ghost face in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

I dunno, man. Mac had just took a long ass flight from NY to LA, sweating his ass off in tin cans, rolling around in the dust and shit.

Originally posted by Impediment
Aunt May's crotch after the Doc Ock fight from Spider Man 2

vs.

Pee-Wee Herman's undies after Large Marge showed him her ghost face in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

Old woman snatch.

Originally posted by Impediment
Aunt May's crotch after the Doc Ock fight from Spider Man 2

vs.

Pee-Wee Herman's undies after Large Marge showed him her ghost face in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

Oh mannnnnnnnnnnn thats tough.

I wanna say Peewee herman's pants, especially knowing what we all know about him these days.

But Aunt May I imagine as fiercely musty, will strong fishy piss overtones.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dunno, man. Mac had just took a long ass flight from NY to LA, sweating his ass off in tin cans, rolling around in the dust and shit.

Gayest post ever. Stick to fagasizing over Harry Potter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dunno, man. Mac had just took a long ass flight from NY to LA, sweating his ass off in tin cans, rolling around in the dust and shit.

Just goes to show that when we watch Die Hard, we watch and think about different things.

Your profound love of McClane's crevice is dully noted though.
Makes a change from boy wizards, I guess.

Originally posted by Robtard
Gayest post ever. Stick to fagasizing over Harry Potter. Nah, this one:

Originally posted by Robtard
He's actually a decent guy if you take the time to get to know him.

He also can't lick/suck/tongue a scrotum like a veteran prostitute, it's rather breathtaking. I do recommend it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Just goes to show that when we watch Die Hard, we watch and think about different things.

Your profound love of McClane's crevice is dully noted though.
Makes a change from boy wizards, I guess. Sorry, McClanes nut cheese is blocking out your voice.

Those posts of Robtards were goddamned comedy gold, Susan.

Yours, however, was just so overwhelmingly gay, that you now make Liberace long like Debo.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Those posts of Robtards were goddamned comedy gold, Susan.

Yours, however, was just so overwhelmingly gay, that you now make Liberace long like Debo. I see, the humor that lies within makes it less gay?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sorry, McClanes nut cheese is blocking out your voice.

Did you say something, I could of sworn that I just heard something.

Could be a middle aged young-boy-wizard obsessive gargling wizard juices....?

Could be the zipping of a zipper on a mask....?

Who the hell knows...the acoustics are funny in here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I see, the humor that lies within makes it less gay?

Yup. Anyone can quote stuff out of context as you are doing now.

Funny in where? Between McClanes cheesy cop nuts?

There you go again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
There you go again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw Just returning the favor, babe.

A sexual one from some underage wizard...?

Gollum's breath

Vs

Caligula's fist after he fist-rapes Proculus

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A sexual one from some underage wizard...? Wassat? All I heard was "mmmmmfffmmmmmmmfffff", McClane must be working your mouth overtime.

Caligula by a knuckle.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wassat? All I heard was "mmmmmfffmmmmmmmfffff", McClane must be working your mouth overtime.

Yes, through the power of ventriloquism he says in a not-too-convincing voice:

"Geeeeeeeee Susan, are your pants all peed in? Whyyyyyyyyy yes they are..... Looooook at your pissy pants..... betterchange those before the nappy rash sets in....yippeekiyay, motherf**ka"


BTW The reason you can only hear MFMFFFFFFMFFFFFFF noise is because that some underage "wizards" inner thighs cover your ears.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Caligula by a knuckle.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes, through the power of ventriloquism he says in a not-too-convincing voice: "Geeeeeeeee Susan, are your pants all peed in? Whyyyyyyyyy yes they are..... Looooook at your pissy pants..... betterchange those before the nappy rash sets in....yippeekiyay, motherf**ka" Now all I hear is gargling, guess Mac blew his load.

The garling noises are so loudly audible, because your throat is so close to your own ears.

Now when you've moved the balls from your chin and youve said "thank you", you can get him a beer like a good little bieeeetch.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The garling noises are so loudly audible, because your throat is so close to your own ears. In case you didnt know, Mac is a one woman man. He's quite taken with you, you know.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Now all I hear is gargling, guess Mac blew his load.

No, he didn't, his left one is still full.

Now lay off your McClane-homoeroticism and post on topic, else I throw you out of my thread by your shit-covered cunny hairs.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, he didn't, his left one is still full.

Now lay off your McClane-homoeroticism and post on topic, else I throw you out of my thread by your shit-covered cunny hairs. Left ones still full? Neglect much?


Miss Piggy's vag on an uber period

versus



Kongs breath after eating the T Rex he pwned.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
In case you didnt know, Mac is a one woman man. He's quite taken with you, you know.

Then I guess he can dream of me as you take his load again.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Left ones still full? Neglect much?


Miss Piggy's vag on an uber period

versus

Kongs breath after eating the T Rex he pwned.

The period vag, obviously.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then I guess he can dream of me as you take his load again. Nah, I dont sip on others Kool aid, especially someone like you who I hold near and dear, sweetie heartbeat

Of course you do.

Yes, of course I do.

Yeah. Tonnes of it.
Your singing voice must be silky smooth....all that lubricant in your throat.

You must be cybering Rob again, you filthy animal.

LOL Of course that'd be your first thought.

(Coming from Texas, as you do.)

But fair play though, I can be a filthy animal though....

Just like this young lady: (Hear what she has to say re: your post)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D7mXndgi-g

Steers and queers?

Nah thats THIS one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw

And you dont post like no steer to me, Susan.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah thats THIS one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw Epic scene haermm Snoball!!!

The Golgothan (Poop Monster) from Dogma

vs.

Slimer (the ghost) from Ghostbusters

Originally posted by Impediment
The Golgothan (Poop Monster) from Dogma

vs.

Slimer (the ghost) from Ghostbusters Gee let me think haermm

Glogothan there, methinks.

Slimer doesnt really get to disgest food enough for it to be shit.

Glogothan's shit stink prowess is unquestionable though.

Funny that he fell to a can of air freshener.

Shit happens....I guess.

Not to Silent Bob, the slayer of pewp.

Yeah try telling Kevin Smith about how your boywizard is meant to be the beater of Palpatine..

I'd more or less guarantee you he wouldnt be very silent.

And his opinion should matter to me, why?

"'Cause he knows way more about Star wars than you" is the only of the many reasons there could be.

Again, why should this matter to me? I dont seek the approval of others.


The farting of the Klumps


versus

The farting of the Fatties (Tropic Thunder)

Or knowledge.

Blind faith and kiddy dreams'll do, eh...?

Dude, you gotta stop. Shit's getting old.

Stop what...?

You can stop any time you like.


Imperial Trash dump (ANH):
Known for its ability to offend wookies and humans alike.


Vs


Godzilla's evil fish breath

Stop trolling me like an ass, you and I both know you are better than that. Let the shit go, dude.

Depends on the fish.

Stop cross-pollenating different threads with your butthurt bullshit then.

Im not trolling you. I simply dont agree with you.
Stop attaching more significance to this than there is.
'Cause thats what drama queens do.

You're not trolling me? You are following me around in every thread here saying the same shit, baiting me, what do you call that?

Its called "call and response", or "message boarding" and since I also use these threads and you keep addressing me, I respond, naturally.

And GTFO call ME a baiter, Susan. Your rap sheet is WAYYYYY too long on that score to be passing comment.

Fine, you got something personal to say to me from now on, pm it.

Fair enough.

But I dont really know you personally.
Just your e-persona really.
And your ways of thinking sometimes.

So thats pointless. Thanks anyway.

So make it public then, troll away.

But theres no trolling here, simply disagreeing with you, and discussing why, on a message board that is designed exactly for just that.

Stop trying to character assassinate people just because you cant prove any points against them with your endless, baseless scripts of fantasy.

Shit. I could accuse YOU of trolling ME especially with how flared up you seem to get in my direction.

Now drink it and say thank you, Peepants.

You're welcome, Holly.

Thats alright, Susan.

Funny, you accuse me of raping underage wizards, I accuse you of deepthroating McClane. At least I would be giving, not receiving. In the end, your face will look like a glazed donut.

Yes, but the accusations you make are baseless.
Especially in the realms of "Palpatine versus Hogwarts."
A man of intelligence would have at least accused me of blowing Palps' scaly pecker. But nooooooooooooooo.........

Vanilla glazed with chocolate sprinkles.

Wizardfingerer.

I'd sooner finger Hermione than choke to death on McClanes love muscle.

You say that, yet you seem to think about and post about his dick with enough regularity to doubt it.

Well, despite our words here, I think we are sorta E chums, and I cant help but wonder why you like his penis in you. Naturally a random visual flashes in my mind.

Obviously, by "You", you mean that other (Tyler Durden of fail on estrogen and crack) personality of yours...... I could assert that thats why you wake up every morning with otherwise unexplainable anal battery.

Hehehehehee It wasnt the magical wizard fist you hoped it was after all...!

Weird, I was actually watching Fight Club as I read that.

And did you wake up with a foul smelling marigold on your fist this morning...?

Why, was your GF in town?

No, yours was, Susan: Your hand.

My hand was in your sister? You sick ****. No wonder it smells like Hagrid's crackhole.

No. Silly...

It wasnt my sister: It was your local priest.
(Youre the sick one, Susan.)



You may wanna do it with the lights on next time.

Your sister is a priest? A tranny priest?

Nah man. Thats your dear old Daddy.

Yeah, I'll give you one post to amend that, you really dont wanna go there.

I'll consider you not even qualified to warn me.


Heres why:

You started verbally abusing family members of mine twice now....
You know how much bad feeling you can cause with it, yet you do still....

Now Ive returned fire to it for the 1st time, and now you cry.
You dont kick sand in faces all day long when you get some grit thrown in your eye: "If you cant take the heat..." etc

'Til you can learn to keep your mouth shut about posters families, you cant moan when posters do it to yours.

Feel free to PM and call the mods on me if you have a further problem with this.

Dude, wtf are you talking about? I was picking it up and running with it, why so serious?

Yeah right.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, I'll give you one post to amend that, you really dont wanna go there.

So whay was your joke funny in anyway...? Please explain that now.

Jeez, never mind, man.

I wont, thanks.

"What wassamatter...? Cant take a joke...?"

I was taking the joke, I took it with a side order of mashed taters.

Yeaaaaaaaaah.........
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, I'll give you one post to amend that, you really dont wanna go there.

........thats what that must have been.

Particulary funny banter that.
Hilarious.

Oh well.
Back to topic then, I guess.

Frankie say Relax, it's not all about you.

Calmer than you, dude.

Doesnt surprise me that youre into Frankie goes to hollywood though.

Thats twice now you freaked me out, I am actually watching Lebowski. GTFOutta my head.

No.

Wait, got one....


Joan of Arc's hairy snatch after a non stop three day battle, WHILE on the rag.

or

Sherman Klump's broken toilet on thanksgiving day.

Thats tough. But Im gonna go with Professor Klump, there.

It'd be like a fecal 9/11.

One eyed willy 2 weeks after death (The goonies)


Vs


Sloth's skiddy underpants (The goonies)

Sloth's underpants for the win


Fat Bastard's sumo diaper

vs.

Shrek's farts

Well Powers survived drink a stool sample of Fat Bastard's.

I doubt he could have survived an Ogre fart, through Steve O's fart mask, judging by what we saw in Shrek.

So I vote Shrek, there.

IIRC, Shrek's fart caused someone to pass out. Adding a mask, likely cause death.

Our nasal shields cannot repell firepower of that magnitude.

Darth Vader's burning carcass

vs.

The inside of a dead TanTan

Tauntaun insides FTW.

Not easy to forget Solo's classic line on that one.
(Prolly used by gyneacologists everywhere. )

Shrek's breath

vs.

The Grinch'es breath

The toilet Harry shat balls in from Dumb & Dumber

vs.

Deacon the cameraman's face (from Zack and Miri make a Porno) after Stacey shits all over his face when Lester pulls out unexpectedly.

Dumb and Dumber toilet FTW.

I cant comment on the grinch versus Shrek though, as Im not familiar with his feats.

The collection of severed heads rotting under the Tree of the Dead from "Sleepy Hollow"

vs.

John Wayne Gacy's basement/crawlspace when the cops were exhuming Gacy's rotting victims from "Gacy".

Gotta go with Gacy, people in the film (and real life) said they smelled the stench a block away.

Nothing like being drugged, bound, forcibly sodomized and killed by a fat clown.

Alessa's burnt body from Silent Hill

vs.

Anakin Skywalker's burnt groin from ROTS

(I'm temporarily out of ideas at the moment)

Originally posted by Robtard
Gotta go with Gacy, people in the film (and real life) said they smelled the stench a block away.

Nothing like being drugged, bound, forcibly sodomized and killed by a fat clown.

Duly noted.

Decent film that I own. Mark Holton did good, IMO.

The intestines of Jaws


versus


The colon of Fat Bastard

Probably Jaws.....fish stink blended with the many shredded colons of rotting victims is tough to beat.


3 buckets of King Kong's foreskin smegma



Vs



Steve O's fart mask.

Bella's vagina (from Twilight) at any given time.

vs.

Dumbledore's pants when Snape offs him in OOTP.

Originally posted by Impediment
Bella's vagina (from Twilight) at any given time.

vs.

Dumbledore's pants when Snape offs him in OOTP.


Er......draw?



Marcellus Wallace's hole after being raped by Zed


vs.


Ned Beatty's hole after being raped by the hillbillies

Black shit always smells worse than white shit.

So I'm told.

Yeah dude, but hillbilly cock........

I'd have to say Ned's.

Indeed.