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Anyone remember Gus from Mission Hill? Stories like this always interest me. I mean, how badass (if a little stupid) is this?

Can't start the day without a cup of coffee.

That man is my hero!

What would be even better is if it created a Loony Tunes moment with the coffee coming out of the wound.
I mean, when you're losing blood, one of the stupidest things you can do is drink a lot of caffeine.

and here i was complaining about my toothache... damn...

Originally posted by Darth Jello
What would be even better is if it created a Loony Tunes moment with the coffee coming out of the wound.
I mean, when you're losing blood, one of the stupidest things you can do is drink a lot of caffeine.

I thought drinking alcohol was a stupid thing. Caffeine keeps you going...

(runs to starbucks)

Not when you're losing blood! It dehydrates you and it increases your heart rate, therefore increasing the rate at which your heart will pump blood out of you!

Can't get buy without coffee.

Good choice.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
I mean, when you're losing blood, one of the stupidest things you can do is drink a lot of caffeine.

apparently not when you are superman

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Not when you're losing blood! It dehydrates you and it increases your heart rate, therefore increasing the rate at which your heart will pump blood out of you!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/01/060114232653.htm

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/01/060114232653.htm

I wasn't talking about blood flow to the heart, I was talking about heart rate and blood pressure. Things that are very important when you are bleeding profusely.

This man makes that guy look like a ****in' wimp.

He was cut in half by a passing truck and he lay there calmly talking to bystanders as he waited for an ambulance...Best thing is that he survived...

Hard as nails


EDIT

Originally posted by jaden101

This man makes that guy look like a ****in' wimp.

He was cut in half by a passing truck and he lay there calmly talking to bystanders as he waited for an ambulance...Best thing is that he survived...

Hard as nails
EDIT

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Did you see that? That tiny little speck that looks so far away? Yeah, that's not a period. That's what the point looks like from your perspective.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
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Did you see that? That tiny little speck that looks so far away? Yeah, that's not a period. That's what the point looks like from your perspective.

I rarely give a monkeys about you or your points...Away and throw a festive shite at yourself.

so don't post, ass hole.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
so don't post, ass hole.

Might want to take your own advice there, you smeg infested bell-end.

Let's see, going off topic, personal attack, and posting an inappropriate link all within 5 minutes.

Heh, reported.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Let's see, going off topic, personal attack, and posting an inappropriate link all within 5 minutes.

Heh, reported.

Yay for hypocrisy.

Originally posted by jaden101
Might want to take your own advice there, you smeg infested bell-end.

I shouldn't get involved...but that was funny.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
I shouldn't get involved...but that was funny.

I've been watching my dvds of Red Dwarf...They rub off on me (no sexual connetation intended)

That guys has teh powah! I don't recomend getting into a fight with him...just a guess.



*reads the rest of the thread*


I seriously don't get why Jello got pissed. It seemed random. I think there is more than meets the eye about what Jaden initially posted...(It didnt seem like spite.)


And why the feck was the link removed? If it's news, it's not that bad...right? I wanna see the cool relaxed dude that got cut in half.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
What would be even better is if it created a Loony Tunes moment with the coffee coming out of the wound.




But. yeah, that guy might have been in shock. If not, then he is one calm sob.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That guys has teh powah! I don't recomend getting into a fight with him...just a guess.



*reads the rest of the thread*


I seriously don't get why Jello got pissed. It seemed random. I think there is more than meets the eye about what Jaden initially posted...(It didnt seem like spite.)


And why the feck was the link removed? If it's news, it's not that bad...right? I wanna see the cool relaxed dude that got cut in half.

The link was removed because it was kind of gory (very gory). I do find it odd, though, that links like it are removed because the forum is for 13yo and up although there's a thread in the horror section where people post images from R(18) rated movies.

As for DJ...He must have a problem with me from other threads. Don't really care why, to be honest. Internet grudges eh?

i just thinks its hilarious that a mod never showed up.

though dj may have been bluffing.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i just thinks its hilarious that a mod never showed up.

though dj may have been bluffing.

A mod did show up. Hence my post has been edited by LB.

Originally posted by jaden101
This man makes that guy look like a ****in' wimp.

He was cut in half by a passing truck and he lay there calmly talking to bystanders as he waited for an ambulance...Best thing is that he survived...

Hard as nails


EDIT

I'm assuming the "EDIT" was the link and/or pic? Could you PM it to me, I'd like to read the story.

Originally posted by jaden101
The link was removed because it was kind of gory (very gory). I do find it odd, though, that links like it are removed because the forum is for 13yo and up although there's a thread in the horror section where people post images from R(18) rated movies.

As for DJ...He must have a problem with me from other threads. Don't really care why, to be honest. Internet grudges eh?


I'm fine with gory news being on KMC, as long as it is presented professionally by the site linked to(not just for lulz.)

I think the idea is that a 13-year-old's parent won't be fine with it...but, that parent sucks.

Originally posted by -Pr-
and here i was complaining about my toothache... damn... Well what I hear from a lot of women for some reason, having a bad toothache hurts more than having a baby, seriously.

I had an incident where I was outside working and cut my leg open while with a large trimmer cutter, I wrapped it up, went home and stitched it and went to work again, you have to do what you have to do.

Originally posted by jaden101
A mod did show up. Hence my post has been edited by LB.
Your post was legit, and pertains to the topic.

It's the one from TheYNC (or was it NothingToxic?)
The dude that got cut up and still talking to the bystanders?


lil bitchiness should be replaced by another mod in this forum, imo.


OT:
BTW, way to impose your powas, mods.
Hiding your usernames from the forum headers. Great job.

Hardcore.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite


That man is my hero!


Why? It's not like he bothered to apprehend the mugger. I woulda ninja kicked the mucker and then walked into the diner and smoked a joint.