What really happened to the dinosaurs!

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billybrain
Nobody exactly know what had happened If Anyone knows share with me...

chomperx9
the ice age

lol

King Kandy
They all died.

Wild Shadow
the damn cold virus evolved

One Free Man
Human flatulence.

amity75
Climate change probably started making them drop like flies then the meteor hit and that sealed things for them.

Quincy
'splosions!

botankus
They moved to Australia.

Liberator
Communism.

Shakyamunison
Here is the truth about the dinosaurs.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/what-happened-to-the-dinosaurs

laughing out loud

Bicnarok

AsbestosFlaygon
Originally posted by Bicnarok

What do you think of that??
shit

Ms.Marvel
they were all put into a wildlife park in costa rica! big grin

Symmetric Chaos

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Sounds about as well reasoned as all your other theories.

That was just mean.

ArtificialGlory
They died out

dadudemon
Originally posted by Quincy
'splosions!


n'stuff.

BruceSkywalker
what exactly is dinosaur??

jaden101
They were killed off by internet boat fender spam advertisments.

Robtard
The dragons burned and ate them. I suggest all you ignorant douches watch the historically accurate documentary 'Reign of Fire'.

As a bonus, you get to see not one, but two great thespians at work. Christian Bale and Matthew Imkindagay.

FistOfThe North
Originally posted by billybrain
Nobody exactly know what had happened If Anyone knows share with me...

i don't know, but if i had to guess it's either one, or most likely, a combination of low intelligence, predation, disease, and an asteroid.

§P0oONY
All food became canned. The dinosaurs couldn't hold the cans in their hands, let alone holding and using the can opener. They died of starvation.

Stupid bastards should have just bitten the cans open.

Ms.Marvel
Originally posted by FistOfThe North
i don't know, but if i had to guess it's either one, or most likely, a combination of low intelligence, predation, disease, and an asteroid.

white people?

Robtard
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
white people?

Don't be so ****ing stupid, there's no record that the dinosaurs were ever slaves.

Ms.Marvel
thats because the white man destroyed all the records.

Robtard
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
thats because the white man destroyed all the records.

Then why is FoTN still crying about his 40 acres and a mule, huh!?

FistOfThe North
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
white people?

cavemen hadn't exist yet.

FistOfThe North
Originally posted by Robtard
Then why is FoTN still crying about his 40 acres and a mule, huh!?

cause it's not 100 acres and a private jet. which is what i'm really owed, godammit. (when adjusted for inflation, that is..)

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by jaden101
They were killed off by internet boat fender spam advertisments.

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Originally posted by Robtard
The dragons burned and ate them. I suggest all you ignorant douches watch the historically accurate documentary 'Reign of Fire'.

As a bonus, you get to see not one, but two great thespians at work. Christian Bale and Matthew Imkindagay.




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Bicnarok
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That was just mean.

I expected worse eek! laughing

Mandrag Ganon
Originally posted by billybrain
Nobody exactly know what had happened If Anyone knows share with me...

Aliens. When aliens came to seed the planet with sentient life they saw the Dinosaurs and thought "Hey, these small yet sentient creatures will never survive with those massive things walking around." so they exterminated the Dinosaurs and seeded the planet.

King Kandy
Originally posted by Mandrag Ganon
Aliens. When aliens came to seed the planet with sentient life they saw the Dinosaurs and thought "Hey, these small yet sentient creatures will never survive with those massive things walking around." so they exterminated the Dinosaurs and seeded the planet.
Why not just make the dinosaurs the sentient ones.

meep-meep
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Here is the truth about the dinosaurs.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/what-happened-to-the-dinosaurs

laughing out loud


Just wow.

Amazing Vrayo!!
Well, my mommy told me that they were heretics who believed in logic and reason instead of god (i.e. philosoraptor) so God smited em.

lord xyz
Chuck Norris

GCG
I burn dinosaur residue when I drive my car.

jaden101
Originally posted by Robtard
The dragons burned and ate them. I suggest all you ignorant douches watch the historically accurate documentary 'Reign of Fire'.

As a bonus, you get to see not one, but two great thespians at work. Christian Bale and Matthew Imkindagay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtS2ibfUJeM

BackFire
To go with the recent theme of the GDF.

The dinosaurs died of racism.

Rogue Jedi
The Yautja hunted them to extinction.

Nemesis X
Sephiroth's meteor attack is what killed the dinosaurs.

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