Friendship
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Scythe
Find out if there's a reward for his arrest...
Insomniatric
Originally posted by Scythe
Find out if there's a reward for his arrest...
That's what I was gonna say. sneer
Bardock42
Too little information.
you get thorns
Originally posted by Bardock42
Too little information.
Agreed.
steverules_2
Hold on, instead of putting 'commited a crime' shouldn't you just put murdered someone since choice b states that this 'friend' has killed someone or whatever
Rogue Jedi
Murder? I turn him in. Who's to say he won't turn on me next?
steverules_2
Just throw your wife or one of the kids at him then run for your life
Dave_97
Originally posted by andrewan
Hi Friends.
Imagine you are the head of a family
hell no.
Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by steverules_2
Just throw your wife or one of the kids at him then run for your life
hanuts
BruceSkywalker
send it john mcclane or martin riggs
dadudemon
I'm going to amend the OP:
Your friend comitted a crime of passion. Got into a fight, ended up killing the other dude.
In that case, I would council him to call the police, and report the events, and plead guilty to manslaughter.
Since he's my best friend, I would visit him frequently in his 2-7 year prison term.
AbnormalButSane
Where I come from you first shoot him(to cripple obviously), take him to the police, and then collect the reward.
Either that or help him bury the body. What are friends for?
steverules_2
Crippling apparantly
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by steverules_2
Crippling apparantly
How else will they learn?
Edit: Did I mention I live two towns shy of Deliverance?
steverules_2
No you didn't mention it
Well with you they learn by not being able to walk again so...
AbnormalButSane
Pshh who needs legs? My uncle gets around fine
steverules_2
I asked the same thing but about nipples, I don't need 'em
Legs well, they help me get around...I dunno if you friends would like having no legs...what do you do to boyfriends? Castrate them? ha-son
One Free Man
I let him crash here, but he knows that I didn't hear anything about the crime and the cops know I didn't hear anything about the crime, even If I do know something about it. I was just letting a friend hang out.
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by steverules_2
I asked the same thing but about nipples, I don't need 'em
Legs well, they help me get around...I dunno if you friends would like having no legs...what do you do to boyfriends? Castrate them? ha-son
How did you know? oh
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm going to amend the OP:
Your friend comitted a crime of passion. Got into a fight, ended up killing the other dude.
In that case, I would council him to call the police, and report the events, and plead guilty to manslaughter.
Since he's my best friend, I would visit him frequently in his 2-7 year prison term. Murder is murder, "crimes of passion" is a bullshit excuse.
steverules_2
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
How did you know? oh
You just got that vibe
AbnormalButSane
Must be why I can't get a date
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Murder is murder, "crimes of passion" is a bullshit excuse.
Do you not know much about this law stuff? If you do, don't read the rest of my post, as it will waste your time. If you don't, read my below explanation and it should make sense:
Here's an example:
You and I get int oa fender bender. We get out of our car, you start accusing me of causing the wreck and we both know it's your fault. I start arguing back. It leads to some shoving, and then swings occur. You punch me and I fall down just right onto something that kills me.
That's manslaughter: second degree murder. You did NOT intend to kill me, had no intentions of doing it, but you did end up killing me. That's a form of murder, defined by law. The above situation can be considered a crime of passion, as well as second degree murder, depending on how the case is presented.
Bardock42
You two argue a lot lately.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
Do you not know much about this law stuff? If you do, don't read the rest of my post, as it will waste your time. If you don't, read my below explanation and it should make sense:
Here's an example:
You and I get int oa fender bender. We get out of our car, you start accusing me of causing the wreck and we both know it's your fault. I start arguing back. It leads to some shoving, and then swings occur. You punch me and I fall down just right onto something that kills me.
That's manslaughter: second degree murder. You did NOT intend to kill me, had no intentions of doing it, but you did end up killing me. That's a form of murder, defined by law. The above situation can be considered a crime of passion, as well as second degree murder, depending on how the case is presented. Depends on who threw the first punch. If you started the fight, then it's self defense.
BTW, just like you to be such a klutz that you fall down and kill yourself on a nickel.
dadudemon
Originally posted by Bardock42
You two argue a lot lately.
We've never not argued a lot.
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Depends on who threw the first punch. If you started the fight, then it's self defense.
Still makes it a form of murder in the second degree, though.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
BTW, just like you to be such a klutz that you fall down and kill yourself on a nickel.
lulz
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
Still makes it a form of murder in the second degree, though.
lulz I thought it would be involuntary manslaughter.
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I thought it would be involuntary manslaughter.
Nah. This type of scenario has happened many times. A lot of times, actually. Two idiots duke it out and someone ends up dead.
Remember that famous case where the dad beat that ice hockey coach to death?
Bardock42
Originally posted by dadudemon
We've never not argued a lot.
You used to not argue much publicly anyways.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
Nah. This type of scenario has happened many times. A lot of times, actually. Two idiots duke it out and someone ends up dead.
Remember that famous case where the dad beat that ice hockey coach to death? I'd just give you the finger and drive away doing the lulz.
dadudemon
Originally posted by Bardock42
You used to not argue much publicly anyways.
That's probably true.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd just give you the finger and drive away doing the lulz.
That's gross. Be sure to wash your finger afterwards.
Rogue Jedi
You'd be chasing me, trip over a crack in the sidewalk, and your wife would be all wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You'd be chasing me, trip over a crack in the sidewalk, and your wife would be all wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
lulz
I see what you did there.
steverules_2
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Must be why I can't get a date
I'm sure you could lure men to your nest and then castrate them, who knows they could make a documentary about you: 'Abnormalbutsane...going deeper into the Abnormal'
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
lulz
I see what you did there. I know
Bardock42
Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm sure you could lure men to your nest and then castrate them, who knows they could make a documentary about you: 'Abnormalbutsane...going deeper into the Abnormal'
Also a snappy porn title.
steverules_2
Originally posted by Bardock42
Also a snappy porn title.
I'm sure she'd be willing to do it
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