mikey's bed.

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mikeydude
So. I figure. Everyone here has there own thread devoted to them.

I wanted my own..... so if this gets closed ill make another one. But lets keep it safe.
But dont be dull.
Oh god how i hate dull people.
Anyway. Have fun. Or whatever.

Scythe
I like when I have a hankerin' for something good to eat, but I don't know what, and I go to the fridge, open that shit up, and there it is. Waitin' for me. I love that.

mikeydude
No. You just like opening shit up.
Or shit to be waiting for you.

mikeydude
Wow its -10 where I'm at. This is a record.
Not really. But its the coldest hit has gotten lately....

gefallen_engel
Kinda like the weather here.
We are suppose to get 6-10 inches of snow over the weekend.

Scythe
Originally posted by mikeydude
No. You just like opening shit up.
Or shit to be waiting for you.

A little of column A and B.

you get thorns
I like cheese. It makes most things better.

~Wålshy~
you don't deserve your own damn thread! think i got a thread? NO

think you got your own thread now you're better than me or something? YOU AIN'T SHIT

and you is dull people uhuh

Scythe

steverules_2
lulz I'm in mikeys bed dur

mikeydude

mikeydude
That was a he not an id. Im still using my phone to post.
Originally posted by steverules_2
lulz I'm in mikeys bed dur
Id thought you like that thought. big grin

you get thorns
Got a problem with cheese?

Amazing Vrayo!!
so why is it called mikey's bed? I thought this was a thread about how you had these foul smelling white mushrooms growing out of your bed.

Eon Blue
Now I'm going to attempt to undress myself in Mikey's bed.

Rogue Jedi
rated EC-10 for emotional content.

immaturerainbow
Hmmm.. What goes on in mikey's bed... {:

Rogue Jedi
Lots of lotion flying around.

immaturerainbow
Awwhh...That's all?

No fun.

Rogue Jedi
One of many things?

mikeydude
Originally posted by you get thorns
Got a problem with cheese?
Nope.
Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
so why is it called mikey's bed? I thought this was a thread about how you had these foul smelling white mushrooms growing out of your bed.
Because i want you in my bed.

you get thorns
That is nice to know since I use it as a flavored lube and therefore it does fit the topic.


Now cutting cheese in bed is quite another story altogether and definitely not on the list of flavors I use.



Discuss.

mikeydude
Originally posted by Eon Blue
Now I'm going to attempt to undress myself in Mikey's bed.
Just dont get near me i might jizz myself. Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Awwhh...That's all?

No fun.
Come closer and ill show you what goes on. shifty

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by mikeydude
Just dont get near me i might jizz myself.
Come closer and ill show you what goes on. shifty


Hmm...Tempting {:

Buttttt...seeing as you may jizz yourself..nah ;D

mikeydude
Lol. With her body. I'll cum a quart.

That ACDC Chick
i dont have a thread devoted to me weep

mikeydude
Well. I have never until now.

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by mikeydude
Lol. With her body. I'll cum a quart.

hmm...thats interesting.

mikeydude
Thought You'd like it.

That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by mikeydude
Well. I have never until now.
id be shut down in a second flat

mikeydude
That's only if walshy posts in it.

mikeydude
So I really want to have a blow job.

immaturerainbow
Ehn, I have such a headache.

mikeydude
Anyone up for it?

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by mikeydude
Anyone up for it?


You can always ask walshy..or someone... :/


i'm not up for it. sooo...deal. ;D

mikeydude
Smoke with me. That'll take care of it.

mikeydude
Originally posted by immaturerainbow
You can always ask walshy..or someone... :/


i'm not up for it. sooo...deal. ;D
Aw what a bummer.

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by mikeydude
Smoke with me. That'll take care of it.

(: Smoke what..?


I may consider it.

mikeydude
Originally posted by immaturerainbow
(: Smoke what..?


I may consider it.
Whatever you please. I prefer tobacco. Or weed.

While on the subject of drugs..... id kill for shrooms.

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by mikeydude
Whatever you please. I prefer tobacco. Or weed.

While on the subject of drugs..... id kill for shrooms.

weed sounds nice.

i haven't done shrooms yet

krissiez <----- what a loser.

I am supose to be trying them some time...so...idk.

mikeydude
I haven't had any in about a year. And I haven't smoked weed. For..... I don't know how long.

immaturerainbow
I haven't smoked weed in over...a day. :/

mikeydude
yeah. I tried to quit.
But I still can't stop smoking.

immaturerainbow
I didn't even bother quitting. I like it too much.

mikeydude
I fell asleep once. And when i woke up. My mom was lookin at me. I was on the side of a.street. my friends pushed me out of a moving car. But i was sooo f*cked on coke and weed that i dont remember a damn thing.

immaturerainbow
That is somewhat rather suckish.

my first time smoking was at school.
1st block was rather...interesting.

mikeydude
Heh. Yeah

mikeydude
I'm going to bed.

mikeydude
Get in my bed!

you get thorns
Originally posted by mikeydude
Get in my bed!



Since you insist!

steverules_2
Originally posted by mikeydude
That was a he not an id. Im still using my phone to post.

Id thought you like that thought. big grin

Hella yeah awesome

mikeydude
Lol stick out tongue

steverules_2
And you like me there awesus Threesome with your hairy mexican girlfriend stick out tongue

mikeydude
And this chick (at the top)

steverules_2
In my avatar?

mikeydude
No...... *facepalms*
"Immaturerainbow"

steverules_2
Originally posted by mikeydude
No...... *facepalms*
"Immaturerainbow"

Why not just say her name in the first place, lazyness...thats why you gain weight see...you don't move your fingers around on your keyboard..move them around more then you'll have a six pack like me...this six pack of beer I got on ebay, oh hells yes!!! awesome

mikeydude
Well you see, obvously you havent been paying much attention.
My comp is broke.... and im using my phone.
It has a full keyboard, but the thing is all touch...
It blows. Doggie cock

Rogue Jedi
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mikeydude
Dont steal his ****, its the only thing Hes got left.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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mikeydude
No.

mikeydude
Came

dadudemon
In kindergarten, I was the best at insulting. No one even came close.


The thing in kindergarten was to accuse the other students of peeing their bed. So, when one of the kids retaliated with, "so, I bet you pee your bed still!" I would say, "So, I bet you poop your bed!" Then they would shutup...then I would say, "and after you poop your bed, you jump on your bed to bounce the turds."




Looking back, I could have done much better...but I was FIVE, man. FIIIIVE!

steverules_2
Originally posted by mikeydude
Dont steal his ****, its the only thing Hes got left.

I still have my massive 'de-tatchable' penis

mikeydude
Originally posted by dadudemon
In kindergarten, I was the best at insulting. No one even came close.


The thing in kindergarten was to accuse the other students of peeing their bed. So, when one of the kids retaliated with, "so, I bet you pee your bed still!" I would say, "So, I bet you poop your bed!" Then they would shutup...then I would say, "and after you poop your bed, you jump on your bed to bounce the turds."




Looking back, I could have done much better...but I was FIVE, man. FIIIIVE!
Sooo glad you shared thatwith us.
Originally posted by steverules_2
I still have my massive 'de-tatchable' penis
Well at least i dont have a vag under that detachable penis.
And dont hold it against me sad

Rogue Jedi
Screw that.

mikeydude
Screw what?

Rogue Jedi
Detachable sexual organs.

mikeydude
Well he enjoys it.

steverules_2
Originally posted by mikeydude
Well at least i dont have a vag under that detachable penis.
And dont hold it against me sad

Even if I had a vag I'd always be more of a man than you ha-son

mikeydude
Originally posted by steverules_2
Even if I had a vag I'd always be more of a man than you ha-son
you wish,
my womans T*ties are bigger!

steverules_2
Originally posted by mikeydude
you wish,
my womans T*ties are bigger!

confused Who said anything about t*ts messed

mikeydude
nobody no expression
i just thought i would throw that out there,

steverules_2
Hmm well they are big but also quite hairy if I remember correctly awesome lulz that explains the furballs you cough up stick out tongue

mikeydude
Originally posted by steverules_2
Hmm well they are big but also quite Amazing! if I remember correctly awesome

steverules_2
sly swaying slightly from the truth there

mikeydude
its ok

steverules_2
no expression

mikeydude
erm

steverules_2
FAIL

erm

mikeydude
I used the wrong one.... must i press on how im using my phone!!!!!!!!!!!

steverules_2
Uhm...well...thats ur choice so....

mikeydude
No. I have no choice.
*****.

steverules_2
So you want me to make your choices?

Go look in the mirror, you'll see what a real b!tch looks like

mikeydude
No. I cant use my comp because its fried.

steverules_2
From all the man porn you download or something?

mikeydude
From leaving it at my friends house and iis pipe busting in his basement.

steverules_2
You mean HIS stick out tongue And why'd u leave it there?

mikeydude
We just got done doing 12 raids straight. World of warcraft.
Im a nerd yes.

steverules_2
Nice...

mikeydude
Yeahhh. So. I had to leave it there because i was late for work.

steverules_2
The one time you leave it there and it breaks...how lucky

Scythe
Originally posted by mikeydude
We just got done doing 12 raids straight. World of warcraft.
Im a nerd yes.

Neat. I've been getting crazy into Monster Hunter, we did like six hunts yesterday. Haha, nerdlingers unite.

mikeydude
Yes!

mikeydude
Originally posted by steverules_2
The one time you leave it there and it breaks...how lucky
Thats my life.....

steverules_2
What would be really unlucky would be getting chucked out a car whilst high and then waking up to see your mother staring down at you, but that'll never happen I'm sure...oh wait...

Don't do drugs kids wink

Rogue Jedi
At least not excessively.

mikeydude
it happened.
d*ck,

steverules_2
So you still friends with those guys?

mikeydude
no i havent talked to them in years

mikeydude
i turned my life around after that,

steverules_2
So u dont do drugs anymore?

mikeydude
no, i only smoke cigarettes.

steverules_2
death sticks

mikeydude
yes.
well its better than coke.

steverules_2
...guessing we're talking about the drink

mikeydude
na,

steverules_2
Drugs are a bad path

mikeydude
yes they are.

steverules_2
I've never tried drugs and I don't plan to, never even tried smoking

mikeydude
thats really good. dont.

steverules_2
I won't smile

mikeydude
good

RobbieDude
Mikey = Beast.

mikeydude
Stop copying me robbie. Change your avvy.
Im just kidding come showwme your genitals. And your cool sex moves.

Amazing Vrayo!!
Originally posted by mikeydude
Stop copying me robbie. Change your avvy.
Im just kidding come showwme your genitals. And your cool sex moves. I thought you wanted to see my genitals! sad

mikeydude
That depends on if there hairy.....

Amazing Vrayo!!
Originally posted by mikeydude
That depends on if there hairy..... u kiddin' me? lulface look at that. Does it look like I have a ballfro to you?

mikeydude
I bet that thing is bigger than the christmas tree at madison square garden.

Amazing Vrayo!!
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/27874/600107-oh_you_super.jpg

mikeydude
stick out tongue

steverules_2
He's making the AV face

mikeydude
I know

mikeydude
A Message for Adrienne- Underoath yes

mikeydude
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mikeydude
Someone should get in my bed with me.......


im lonely.

mikeydude
I need some one to sleep with. Any volenteers?

~Wålshy~
YES aw00t

mikeydude
Just stay on your half and we'll be ok.

immaturerainbow
Eyy'

Rogue Jedi
Uh oh haermm

mikeydude
Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Eyy'
Hey where have you been? stick out tongue

mikeydude
I need to make it to the next page.

mikeydude
So im going to keep posting in my own thread.

mikeydude
Some one should join me.

mikeydude
im bored really bored

mikeydude
so even though noone like my thread does someone want to come in anyway?

mikeydude
you sure?

mikeydude
awwwwwwwwww come on please??
someone?
anyone?
yes?
no?
eh.

mikeydude
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mikeydude
hey guys im really bored.

mikeydude
Keep this thread aliveeeeeeee please.

mikeydude
Noone likes me....






I know it.

mikeydude
willl someone talk to me please!!!!!!

RobbieDude
Shut up, Mikey. :P

mikeydude
You shut up.

RobbieDude
Show me your cool new sex moves.

mikeydude
that I learned in china?!?

RobbieDude
Noooooooo. Not those ones.

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