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what do you do in each situation.




1. Your in deep love with a woman/man of your dreams, you realize this might be the perfect person for you, then he/she reveals that he/she has aids.

2. Your ex girlfriend/boy friend randomly comes back to you and you have sex. after she says she had aids and gave it to you for payback.

3. You never had sex but tested positive for aids, you go try many different test and you still test positive,.

4. someone at a fast food resturant pees in your drink(because of rudeness or something) and you get aids.

5. after 70 years of suffereing from aids you find out the government had a cure all along, and is keeping it from the public.

Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20

It's probably not AIDS. Just go to the doctor and get some Cipro or Pidofilox and wipe that shit out in a week or two.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what do you do in each situation.




1. Your in deep love with a woman/man of your dreams, you realize this might be the perfect person for you, then he/she reveals that he/she has aids.

2. Your ex girlfriend/boy friend randomly comes back to you and you have sex. after she says she had aids and gave it to you for payback.

3. You never had sex but tested positive for aids, you go try many different test and you still test positive,.

4. someone at a fast food resturant pees in your drink(because of rudeness or something) and you get aids.

5. after 70 years of suffereing from aids you find out the government had a cure all along, and is keeping it from the public.


1. Of course, have lots of unprotected sex and gets HIV, as well. No reason not to, if it's really the person of your dreams, then you'll stick with them through thick and thin. Besides, in 10 years, we may be able to just replicate WBC in dishes/containers. (in other words, f*** you, AIDS.)

2. Wouldn't happen to me, even if I were single. Once I kicked a b*tch to the curb, that was it. She lost all future chances.

3. It's possible to test positive for HIV when you're immune to it. Something like 1 in 20 people are actually immune to it. (That's what this one dude told me when he tested positive for HIV several times until they reviewed his shit closer and discovered that he was immune and then they told him that 1 in 20 people are immune.) Besides, you can get it from more than just sex. I'd just deal with it. Continue to work hard.

4. Doesn't work that way. I wouldn't get HIV. I also wouldn't drink the drink as I would be able to smell the piss in my beverage. I also don't make it a habit of pissing (no pun intended) off people that make or serve my food. Did you see "Waiting"? Dats da TROOF!

5. I already believe that. You think the politicians in DC can avoid getting HIV while having sex with lots of hookers? Obviously, they have a cure, or else half of congress would have HIV.

1. I never have unprotected sex. typically shouldn't be a problem
2. Never happens
3. Sue Bonfils for millions. Will cure my HIV by putting myself into a controlled, medicated coma and putting myself on an interferon and allacin drip for 8 months.
4. Urine kills AIDS. It's really ****ing sad that you don't know that.
5. Living 70 years with AIDS is an accomplishment, who wants to be older than 70? Other than that fact, I'd probably launch the biggest class action lawsuit in history.

I think I got Visual AIDS.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20

Best...Tune...Ever.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what do you do in each situation.




1. Your in deep love with a woman/man of your dreams, you realize this might be the perfect person for you, then he/she reveals that he/she has aids.

2. Your ex girlfriend/boy friend randomly comes back to you and you have sex. after she says she had aids and gave it to you for payback.

3. You never had sex but tested positive for aids, you go try many different test and you still test positive,.

4. someone at a fast food resturant pees in your drink(because of rudeness or something) and you get aids.

5. after 70 years of suffereing from aids you find out the government had a cure all along, and is keeping it from the public.

1. "sorry baby, you're not worth dying for!"

2. "OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED YOU BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO ENGAGE IN MY WILDEST FANTASY, AND I ENJOY NECROPHILIA, BABY!"

3. make love to your mom to see if she gets it. If she does, then i'm ****ed.

4. Can you spell Lawsuit? I just did.

5. Click on my sig.

Found it funny that people actually gave answers

It passes the time.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
It passes the time.

I wouldn't want to pass time. Shit goes by way too fast as it is. You hate how every year seems to go by quicker yet you always want the day to end. STUPID HUMANS

Originally posted by Darth Jello
It passes the time.

Do does taking the piss.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I wouldn't want to pass time. Shit goes by way too fast as it is. You hate how every year seems to go by quicker yet you always want the day to end. STUPID HUMANS i'll bet you're high right now haermm

I can't piss at my desk. Plus it's like, if taking a piss takes long enough to pass time, go to a urologist. Urinating ain't basketball, dribbling is a bad thing.

Originally posted by One Free Man
i'll bet you're high right now haermm Nope

Originally posted by Darth Jello
I can't piss at my desk. Plus it's like, if taking a piss takes long enough to pass time, go to a urologist. Urinating ain't basketball, dribbling is a bad thing.

I think he meant "taking the piss" as in "trolling"

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Bardock? Is that you sleeping on a bench?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
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People of Walmart is ace.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what do you do in each situation.

1. Your in deep love with a woman/man of your dreams, you realize this might be the perfect person for you, then he/she reveals that he/she has aids.

2. Your ex girlfriend/boy friend randomly comes back to you and you have sex. after she says she had aids and gave it to you for payback.

3. You never had sex but tested positive for aids, you go try many different test and you still test positive,.

4. someone at a fast food resturant pees in your drink(because of rudeness or something) and you get aids.

5. after 70 years of suffereing from aids you find out the government had a cure all along, and is keeping it from the public.

Born with the double-copy CCR5-delta32 mutation, AIDS likely can't touch me, son. White-people FTW.

Originally posted by jaden101
People of Walmart is ace.

Is there a Walmart equivalent where the freaks hang about in the UK?

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It's great to be white!

Walmart owns ASDA in the UK...So that's your best bet for the freak show. Although I worked in Tesco in one of the roughest and most deprived areas of my hometown for the best part of 10 years while going through university and I saw some sights there.

A few examples....

An old woman who was standing at the tills, naked from the waist down was approached by our checkout manager and just as the manager was about to say something the woman said "If you're going to tell me I don't have any underwear on I already know" and proceeded to do a massive shit down her leg and onto the floor.

Then there was the guy who wore black women's bob-cut wigs and we caught trying to have sex with the tills.

Or the man we caught stealing and when we asked why he did it he replied "because the voices told me to".

I saw a man beaten sensless with the claw end of a hammer and it turns out he had AIDS (so not off topic) and our first aider was shitting herself treating him.

In the years I was there we had about 8 people die in the shop.

LoL and oh my.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
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um.. vertical stripes are slimming Bardock