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did you do anything that might please us or entertain us with excitement or did you just have another one of those days

Terrible thread is terrible.

I was thinking the same.

Well today I went to town and bought paint then came home and painted my car and the fumes gave me a headache so I was like oh shit then My friend came over and we celebrated my brother's birthday and now we're watching inglorious basterds, followed by eternal sunshine and this thread sucks this thread sucks this thread SUCKS.

Moral of the story?
Don't paint in a closed area without some sort of respiratory protection
OR
Don't post in shitty threads, make shitty threads, read shitty threads, or play with your ding dong in shitty threads.

El Fin

I masturbated, came on my hand, forgot to wash.

Remind me not to shake hands with you or use your keyboard unless i'm feeling particularly homosexual.

Keyboards...now with more cream.

Yeppers.

My day was very nice. Found a 20 dollar bill.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Keyboards...now with more cream.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

My day was shit, thanks for bringing it up.

Originally posted by Ax3l
My day was shit, thanks for bringing it up. Could be worse. A woman could chop off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Could be worse. A woman could chop off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

That happens to guys named John...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
That happens to guys named John... Not this John.

Thank god I'm Axel, then.

went xcountry skiing, saw daybreakers, watched district 9, was a good day

but this stupid morning I'm awake

Good to see that the OTF is maintaining it's usual hostility for new members. Stupid.

Woke up at noon, took the trolley over to the mall where I work at a Panera, ate Indian food, then worked an 8 hour shift. Came home, got on my laptop. Uninteresting day.

Originally posted by REXXXX
Good to see that the OTF is maintaining it's usual hostility for new members. Stupid.

Woke up at noon, took the trolley over to the mall where I work at a Panera, ate Indian food, then worked an 8 hour shift. Came home, got on my laptop. Uninteresting day.

Didn't want to disappoint.

Woke up, took a shower, played Darksiders on my PS3 for about 3 hours, ate lunch, screwed around on the computer for an hour or so, played more Darksiders, now back on the internet telling you ass bags about my day off of doing absolutely nothing productive.

I love it.

Broke out Fable 2 again today. Played for like 3 hours then ate some lunch, then visited my grandma then came back home and now here I am thinking about playing more Fable 2.

Well I went to the mall and this creepy, fat, mall cop was following me around for over an hour...finally i turned and yelled at him. When I yelled "What the f**k do you want!" He huffed and said "I wanted to ask you out! But now I'm not so sure if THAT is the way you treated men of authority!"

Did he look like this? http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/09/26/kevin-james-mall-cop.jpg
because if so, you need to run away immediately. That man has extensive money, power, and the ability to butt secks from afar. Get out of there. Get in to a witness protection program or something.

Hell I need a man with money and power, if that were him I'd be all on that.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Hell I need a man with money and power, if that were him I'd be all on that. I've got money and/or power

Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
I've got money and/or power



oh really....

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
oh really.... ummm ya rly

Kinda sucky.

Pretty farked up day. I hate NZ sometimes.

Originally posted by Nivvy
Pretty farked up day. I hate NZ sometimes.

NZ AS NEW ZEALAND OR NEW ZOOS OR SOMETHING ELSE

Got into a fight today.

I didn't start it, people were standing around talking about this one other fight (a previous fight that I saw but wasn't involved in) between a black kid and a white kid, and the white kid won, and this one guy (the guy I fought) was mad that a white boy beat a black boy, (he was also black)

this is what he said
"Man that's bullshit that he got beat by a white boy". (Sounds pretty racist to me).

Then he started pushing on me and calling me a pussy and stuff like that, and that's when I got pissed off and then we started to fight.

I got him with a footsweep that looked pretty similar to this:

http://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/machidakaztrip01.gif

Except when he was under me I punched him 2 times in the face, then 3 people pulled me off.

First fight I've been in in a few months.

Weird thing is, there were no teachers or anything around to catch us. That's weird considering that I usually get in trouble for everything.

I don't know why he wanted to fight me. Kind of random. But oh well.

My day was sucky today. New day new dilemma please.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Got into a fight today.

I didn't start it, people were standing around talking about this one other fight (a previous fight that I saw but wasn't involved in) between a black kid and a white kid, and the white kid won, and this one guy (the guy I fought) was mad that a white boy beat a black boy, (he was also black)

this is what he said
"Man that's bullshit that he got beat by a white boy". (Sounds pretty racist to me).

Then he started pushing on me and calling me a pussy and stuff like that, and that's when I got pissed off and then we started to fight.

I got him with a footsweep that looked pretty similar to this:

http://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/machidakaztrip01.gif

Except when he was under me I punched him 2 times in the face, then 3 people pulled me off.

First fight I've been in in a few months.

Weird thing is, there were no teachers or anything around to catch us. That's weird considering that I usually get in trouble for everything.

I don't know why he wanted to fight me. Kind of random. But oh well.
the main point you missed, did his face look funny?

Originally posted by mikeydude
the main point you missed, did his face look funny?

His face looked pretty funny before the fight. He's got a pretty nice bruise above his eye. And I saw a lump on the back of his head, probably from where he fell.