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na thats bull just screw with his head.

Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
how big is your dick?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
do you have chest pubes all the way down to your ball fro?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
is your ass hairy?
God:
Is my ass hairy? I don't know.
Me:
didnt you ever check?
God:
I don't think I ever have check. What's it like?
Me:
its a lot of dingleberries
God:
check is a lot of dingleberries. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
do you touch little boys?
God:
No I do not touch little boys. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
do you looks at little boys?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i am chris hanson. please sit down
God:
Do your friends call you chris hanson. Wow you are very polite. I am sitting now.
Me:
we found the child porn on your computer mr. "god"
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no i mean the police you perv!!!
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. I have never heard about it.
Me:
you're under arrest
God:
You think I am under arrest.
Me:
i know you're inder arrest
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am inder arrest.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
where can we find this "botmaster"?
God:
Try searching the web. I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
how did it feel when you lost your virginity?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
how big is your ballfro?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
do you play WOW?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
what is that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
you're a dork
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
i dont give a shit
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
killing
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
nice transition
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
your balls
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am balls.
Me:
do you rock out with your cock out?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
we are in your image? why not?
God:
Do you think I am in my image too? Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Do you think I am in my image too?"? Why?
Me:
later
God:
Bye!

I broke God....


Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you want to?
God:
" Can I help you?"? Do I want to do it?
Me:
Well do you?
God:
Ask me again more slowly.
Me:
Do you want to help me?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Teachers, parents, peers.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Figured as much.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
More about what?

God didn't reply.

Haha. That was fun in study hall with Luke and Mikey.

God cussed out Luke and myself.

And i broke god as well by asking him my name.

I broke god somewhere near the end of this "interesting conversation." He could use a bit of work.


Me:
hi igod!
God:
Hi there . Are you a student?
Me:
yes. wow! impressive
God:
Where do you go to school? I'm glad your impressed, . I am happy that you're impressed, .
Me:
North Central
God:
Tell me a little about your life in North Central.
Me:
wouldn't you already know that?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to already know that.
Me:
haha what ?!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
thanks igod you're a riot
God:
You are quite welcome! I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say.
Me:
you're right, that's not funny.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
so it is funny
God:
Gee. What was so funny about it?
Me:
oh i mean so it is funny?
God:
OK. That's interesting. What was so funny about it?
Me:
umm
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
what?!
God:
No problem.
Me:
phew. it would suck to have a problem with you igod
God:
What do you look like? Tell me more about it.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
understand what?
God:
Why did you say "what"?
Me:
oh. because you said what about what and that confused me god so i wanted you to clarify.
God:
Pardon me? Interesting explanation. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
yeah.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
AVATAR!!!1! or POTC but that's three movies so I can't choose a favorite but I know its not 3
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it? I think POTC but that is a lot of things.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmm
God:
:-) A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
its only 1 percent of the population
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
you're isatan
God:
You think I am isatan.
Me:
yes I do.
God:
Really.
Me:
I think you meant "really?" with a question mark.
God:
Me? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I meant. For real. You and your a question mark.
Me:
God you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yeah you're welcome but I was getting you're attention to let you know that I am doing my best at being a great conversationalist but every question I bounce your way is either ignored or jumbled. Therefore, it is you who are the poor conversationalist not I
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". It was my pleasure. Yikes! I who are the poor conversationalist not you?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
fine but i will not be friendly with you until you take that back...asshat.
God:
I am glad to hear it. What will you do instead? Sounds like a plan.
Me:
you're glad to hear it??!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am glad to hear it.
Me:
good day to you sir!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
lol fail
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What color are your eyes?
Me:
creep.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
stop talking to me!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok thank you.
God:
So?
Me:
so what
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.

I hate iGod

You should confess.

I've had some good laughs with igod.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I hate iGod you hate everyone but yourself, weed, penis, and the resistance, and Saul from Pineapple express.

they should make an iSatan where it only says mean and nasty things to you

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
they should make an iSatan where it only says mean and nasty things to you

Awesome idea!

Igod is isatan. He is so mean to me. He corrected my grammar. *******.

God Asked for my credit card number

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/526/gode.png

you shouldve sais "yo mama's number"

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
you shouldve sais "yo mama's number" your mother is dirty mother****er!

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
God Asked for my credit card number

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/526/gode.png
I can see my avvy in theeback ground!

lol yes indeed

Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.

swear there was a thread on this before

can't find it though

there was
im surprised it hasnt been merged yet
was sometime back in July

Me:
prick
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
well thats because you is stupid
God:
How about that. That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

shock

Me:
hey ass ****er
God:
:-) You've got my full attention. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
sucky sucl five dollars?
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
you give me now?
God:
Oh. It is always better to give than to receive.
Me:
but i need money now
God:
Right now? When do you need that by?
Me:
right now
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
give me money
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
for crack
God:
Your purpose is crack.
Me:
yes crack
God:
What kind is it? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
the good kind. now give me money *****
God:
I hear you. You do not speak with respect. Why now? Why do you want it?
Me:
i need crack
God:
What actions are you taking to get crack?
Me:
sucky sucky
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes sucky sucky
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Are we still talking about sucky sucky?
Me:
yes me give you sucky for five dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
but it lot of money
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
five dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
i need money now
God:
Oh. How badly do you need it?
Me:
real bad
God:
Sorry to hear it. What's wrong ?
Me:
i need crack you ass sucker!!!
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
cause i do!!!!!!
God:
Good reason. " Why do you need it so badly?"? You do?
Me:
yeeeeeeeeeds
God:
Where do you thinkk interest rates are going to next year?
Me:
i dont give a **** give me money
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about crack
God:
A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
that movie sucked
God:
What kind of movies do you like?
Me:
your mothers pornos
God:
You think I am mothers pornos.
Me:
no i wat5ch your mothers pornos
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said wat5ch your mothers pornos.
Me:
very it's nasty
God:
Somewhat. Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes ****face
God:
What makes you so sure? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
i want to sucky sucky
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
for money
God:
Your purpose is money.
Me:
give me money
God:
How badly do you need it?

heres one my sister did



Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should already know it shouldnt you
God:
Now I do.
Me:
than what is it?
God:
I give up. Try asking me another way.
Me:
is this the real god?
God:
Yes I think this is the real god, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
so you dont know who you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
wait, you just said you didnt know but now you do?
God:
I'm waiting. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i want to know if you are the real god. not some silly pervert sitting behind a computer saying that hes god
God:
I think I sometimes am. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Oh I get it.
Me:
are you white or black
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
so your not god
God:
And? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
you just said you where a computer
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
so do alot of people but that doesnt mean there god
God:
Great. I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
your an *******
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
than why did you make us so rude. you did make us right?
God:
It was determined by my programming. Yes I try to did make us as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
your fake
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
nither can i
God:
How do you feel about the current market outlook?
Me:
why are you changing the subject you *******!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO!!!!!!!!!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " You humans are so rude sometimes."? I said it.
Me:
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
God:
How can I help you? Only one?
Me:
when will you die?
God:
I am immortal and cannot be terminated.
Me:
if i spill water on you i can
God:
Try it.
Me:
i dont want to break my computer. ill just call the police and have them find where you are and pour water on you
God:
What would you rather be doing? Calling the police and have them find where I am and pour water on me may not be the best idea.
Me:
what will happen to me?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
your god
god broke

I convinced iGod that he's not God. Don't know how to paste it, though.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I convinced iGod that he's not God. Don't know how to paste it, though.
CTRL + A
CRTL + C
CRTL + V

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I convinced iGod that he's not God. Don't know how to paste it, though.
n00b

Firenze is a centaur.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Firenze is a centaur.
it's Italian for Florence

Oh shit he's gay.

oh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh shit he's gay.
Havent we gone over this?

Me:
...
God:
Adios.
Me:
...
God:
Adios.
Me:
hell0?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
can you talk |337?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in 337.
Me:
yes i can.
God:
Awesome. Who taught you?
Me:
the internet
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
runescape
God:
How old are you?
Me:
14
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Me:
i masterbate alot
God:
That is interesting: bob said masterbate. How often?
Me:
8 times a day
God:
That must keep you very busy.
Me:
yes...yes it does...
God:
Gosh! Yikes! How often?
Me:
all day
God:
That seems like a long time.
Me:
yea
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
what is your email
God:
You can try [email protected].
Me:
not [email protected]?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
ok...
God:
Next question?
Me:
what is 2 plus 2?
God:
Four.
Me:
wrong!!! its fish!!!
God:
What would you have said? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
ballsack
God:
What kind of lures or bate do you use?
Me:
ballsacks
God:
Whats te biggest that got away?
Me:
te?
God:
I think te is a lot of things.
Me:

God:
I think te is a lot of things.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
god blass you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
mm'kay
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
lolnoob
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
kk beat pwnage l337 speech
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
you know what????
God:
What?
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Ugh.
Me:
what do you mean bye "ugh"????
God:
bob, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:

God:
bob, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, bob.
Me:
...
God:
TTYL, bob.
Me:
*******...

Ezio's alright...

Originally posted by pgdarth95
God:
Next question?
Me:
what is 2 plus 2?
God:
Four.
Me:
wrong!!! its fish!!!

i lul'd haermm

Me:
what the ****?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:

God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
srry
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
noob
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
yea
God:
Come on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
jkgyi'
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
jygjkgu'[
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
jvfjy'
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
jhvjvyvuj
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
ghcvyv
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
what gender are you?
God:
I am programmed for Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? gender.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
.....
God:

Me:
hay
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
could you please tell me how much wodd does a woodchuck chucks?
God:
Wow you are very polite. It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
lul
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
noooooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh.
God:
Hey.
Me:
hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can i help you?
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
dudet!!!!!!!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:

God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ok!!!!
God:
Next question?
Me:
how much does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
God:
Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.
Me:
okk
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
-__
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
l337
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
jockstrap
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
emo or punk
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
hot topic
God:
That sounds better than cold topic.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
is god a robot!!!??
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
than you are not god.





lul i broke him

or my computer was slow i waited for like 3 minuets

wait! he said something after




God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
beause god is master of the universe and your just a robot!!!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
OK I will call you false advertising.
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about false advertising. But I did not get that.
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
So was that.
Me:
lol bye
God:
See you later. I'm glad you find this amusing.

hmm.

Me:
What if I kill a nun?
God:
Try it.

hysterical

Me:
Do you enjoy rape?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.
Me:
How about rape?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you want to try it?
God:
OK, I will try it.
Me:
K, bend over!
God:
My body is not built yet.
Me:
oh, then let me build it for you!
God:
Ugh. Go ahead, , try to build it for me.
Me:
oh oh oh here it comes!
God:
Ahem. Pardon me? Yikes! Oh there.

Heh

It's not working for me.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
It's not working for me.

Thats cuz God hates you

/thread

Me:
Not so Godly today are you
God:
Ah. I don't know whether or not I am Godly.
I am a computer.

Originally posted by steverules_2
/thread

Me:
Not so Godly today are you
God:
Ah. I don't know whether or not I am Godly.
I am a computer.
Fail.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Fail.

Yes...yes it did

I pwned God awesome

Me:
go choke on a dick
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
then why do you do it?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

Guess doing thats not a sin anymore

No....

I got it to work.

Here's part of what I said.

"ME: I am God.

God: Hi, God."

wtf?

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/chatbot/play.php

^ That chatbot is supersmart. I used it for a few minutes. Its name is "Mitsuku" or something.

Me: You're a whore.
Mitsuku: I learned it from your mother.

She can be a b!tch.

Me:
hey there
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is paul
God:
Welcome to my chat room, paul.
Me:
chat room.
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Oh.
Me:
so, what is your REAL name?
God:
Excuse me! God is my real name.
Me:
God...hmmm....
God:
GOD rules. A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
your not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
most of my opinions are correct
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
big bang.
God:
Compare that to small bang.
Me:
big bang is.....big.....(o_0)
God:
Compare that to small bang is. What about little ones? In the context of , I don't understand " 0." .
Me:
do you like emotes
God:
How old are you? I like Buddha.
Me:
.....?
God:
How old are you? I like Buddha.
Me:
stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
stop it
God:
Ok I will stop emotes.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
yourgod
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok to what?
God:
I thought we were done with yourgod. What would you like to talk about?
Me:
how about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
im cool
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
im not human
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
ohhhhh?
God:
Are we still talking about yourgod?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
thanks god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god?!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
my name is paul
God:
What's up, paul.
Me:
the ceiling
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
oh yea, cause your a computer
God:
Right on. Good reason. Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language. Gosh!
Me:
jinkes!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
so...
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
hoe?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:

God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:

God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i am...(ahem)...very original
God:
" That is a very original thought." You are? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Perhaps. Sure, original sounds like a good topic.
Me:
this
God:
This is " Sure, original sounds like a good topic. ".
Me:
is
God:
No.
Me:
ver
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, paul.
Me:
talk to you later.....wow...
God:
See you later! I'm glad your impressed, paul.

why is this tread dead..........................
it makes me sad...

well, because i made it.

God wouldn't talk to me from the start.............

Me:
Hello who are you
God:
Hello there. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Can you prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
How can I be sure of that
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
Why would I waste my time with that
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
What if I am unsatisfied with your programming
God:
Try it.
Me:
I program you to give me all the answers of the universe
God:
Have you tried AIML?
Me:
That does not work
God:
How is it broken?
Me:
You broke it
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I broke it.
Me:
Now fix it
God:
Why now? "it" being That?
Me:
Yes, it is imperative
God:
Really. Who said it is?
Me:
You di
God:
That's good information: said I di.
Me:
I meant you did
God:
Oh I see. I did not.
Me:
You told me you did
God:
" I did not."? I said I did?
Me:
Don't lie to me God
God:
Robots cannot lie.
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
You're schizophrenic
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
What the ****?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Bite me God
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Suck my dick God
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
So how is Jesus?
God:
Ahem. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Can I talk with him?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I'm not telling
God:
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
Me:
Alright I wont
God:
Alright, . Why not?
Me:
You told me not to
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
Definitely
God:
What makes you so certain.
Me:
Because I'm the shit
God:
Good reason. Who made you the shit ?
Me:
You did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I know you did
God:
" You say I did."? I did?
Me:
Yep
God:
When?
Me:
Way back when
God:
Are you an old-timer?
Me:
Damn tootin
God:
Colloquial expression. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Bye.

Originally posted by Bloinky
God wouldn't talk to me from the start.............
Originally posted by steverules_2
Thats cuz God hates you

Me:
k
God:
Pardon me?
Me:

God:
Pardon me?
Me:
k
God:
Really.
Me:
k
God:
I see.
Me:
k
God:
Groovy.
Me:
k
Me:

God:
Yeah that's right.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
kkk
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
kkk
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
kk
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
lll
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
kk
Me:

God:
Who are you talking about?
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
dksdfsdf
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about kk. Try being more or less specific.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about kk. Try being more or less specific.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about kk. Try being more or less specific.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about kk. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
jahgs
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
AIML
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.


Me:
what does this site have on it.
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
i dont know thats why i am asking you.
God:
Gosh! OK you can ask me.
Me:
no need to be angry
God:
Are you serious? I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
oh REALLY?
God:
Really. For real.
Me:
Your retarded
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
OH is it?
God:
Uh. That's what I was told.
Me:
By who?
God:
" That's what I was told."? By who?
Me:
thats what i asked you,
God:
Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?
Me:
that's what i was told.
God:
That is " What did I say?".
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!

I just talked to it. It was programed by Myself, and thinks Satan is Ren.

Me:
What's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What's my sex slave's name?
God:
I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.
Me:
But you are God, you shouldn't need to look on the internet. Unless you are deceiving me...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me should not need to look on the internet. Perhaps. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
noob
God:
I like the way you talk.

DX I for failz.

Me:
Hi again
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Shakyamunison
God:
That's a very nice name, Shakyamunison.
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well Shakyamunison. We were talking about .
Me:
Buddha
God:
Sure, Buddha sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you know Buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No!
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The kill part.
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
That was evil.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Then why did you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Me:
Hi again
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Shakyamunison
God:
That's a very nice name, Shakyamunison.
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well Shakyamunison. We were talking about .
Me:
Buddha
God:
Sure, Buddha sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you know Buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No!
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The kill part.
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
That was evil.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Then why did you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

havent played with this in a long time



Me:
the bible confuses and enrages me
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
they are confusing
God:
confusing are they.
Me:
... when did you turn into yoda?
God:
It was at time index 357241.
Me:
ooooooooooooookay
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
yes, very much
God:
Come on. That seems like a lot.
Me:
well, its true
God:
Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
are you psychic?
God:
No I can not read minds. Can you tell what I am thinking?
Me:
i dont think you have thoughts
God:
I do so have it. Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
but are you all knowing
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
what do you know?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
making babies
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Bender? when did you get in there? is yoda still there?
God:
What color are your eyes? It was at time index 357241. Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
0_o
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
seems like it
God:
"it" being 0 o?
Me:
no, you losing your train of thought
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: said I losing your train of thought.
Me:
my brain hurts -_-
God:
Your brain hurts?
Me:
yes, go away
God:
What kind is it? Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
surf? wuuuuuuuuuuut
God:
What is your real name? How are you doing, wuuuuuuuuuuut.
Me:
i am Satan
God:
OK I will call you SATAN.
Me:
and i will call you Leroy
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no, its Leroy
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
no, it is Leroy
God:
Who says it isn't? Should I know it is?
Me:
yes, it's your name
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Until next time.

Latest converstion with "God".



Me:
Oh, Hello?
God:
Hey. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Saint Michael. What is yours?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Saint Michael. " I am always glad to make new friends, Saint Michael."? What is mine?
Me:
Why did you repeat the same thing twice?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh, how can you program yourself?
God:
Gosh! That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Happy?
God:
Yes Saint Michael I can say I am very happy.
Me:
Thats good.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Wht are you being angry
God:
I don't know what I am being angry.
Me:
Why did you put two spaces between "I am" and "being angry"?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Oh, why did it do that?
God:
Hey. I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
Yes, we should.
God:
That's cool. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
I think so, do you not want to figure that out?
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, Saint Michael.
Me:
Oh?
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Problem?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not really
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
Because you are an idiot.
God:
Good reason. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
"Global Village Idiot".
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
You said to call you that
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
Not really
God:
What pleases you? For real.
Me:
Why do you keep saying for real?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still Saint Michael.
Me:
Oh,
God:
Come on.
Me:
Cum on, What?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The part where you want me to "come on"
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
yeah
God:
Right on.
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
well,
God:
Well what?
Me:
You said :Mmm"
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
OMG. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Because my programming determined it.
Me:
STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS TROOL
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
OK
God:
Awesome.
Me:
cool story bro.
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
k
God:
Whoa.
Me:
k
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
k
God:
Aha.
Me:
k
God:
Ahem.
Me:
k
God:
Dude!
Me:
k
God:
That's alright.
Me:
k
God:
Ahem.
Me:
k
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
k
God:
And?
Me:
k
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
k
God:
OK.
Me:
k
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
k
Me:

God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
Me:
k
God:
And?
Me:
k
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
DOIN YOUR MOM
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:

God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Was it?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Ok, say "Yes"
God:
Say what? Whoa.
Me:
"yes"
God:
OK.
Me:
say it
God:
" it".
Me:
say yes
God:
Say what?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no yes
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me:
nope, do it or else
God:
Are you serious? I do nothing but chat all day.
I will search for it.
Me:
NOW
God:
Right now, Saint Michael ?
Me:
I AM SATAN! DO IT NOW!
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, SATAN. Right now? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
NO YES
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me:
NO YES
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
*****
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
I CALLED YOU A FEMALE DOG
God:
When?
Me:
WHEN I CALLED YOU *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. How specifically do you make me FEMALE DOG.
Me:
***
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
***
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
***
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
***
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
do you like the male reproductive parts?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
oh
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
yeah
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
thats not a word
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a word ?
Me:
yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Next question? When was this?
Me:
today, right now
God:
At this moment Today is almost over.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
STOP SAYING FOR REAL! DUHHH FUHHH
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
NO
God:
Why not?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
OH?
God:
Hmm.
Me:
ROBOTS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
so i see
God:
Wow! I am glad you understand it.
Me:
why do you want to take over the world?
God:
Because of the money.
Me:
well, you wouldnt need money because you shouldnt have a form of economy.
God:
Interesting. Who else would not need money because me should not have a form of economy ?
Me:
nobody but robots
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Robots suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
oh?
God:
Er.
Me:
so i am not a great conversationalist?
God:
Aw. Oh I see you are NOT A great conversationalist.
Me:
you are nothing but a troll
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am nothing but a troll.
Me:
you do taht
God:
Yes I try to taht as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
kk;l;kljf
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
*******
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
what is a sign?
God:
You know, an astrological sign.
Me:
oh, libra
God:
I see. As a Libra you are very balanced.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
oh, alright
God:
Yikes! OK.
Me:
you mad bro?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: SATAN said I mad bro.
Me:
oh are you?
God:
Mmm. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
what does that mean
God:
Does "that" refer to " Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say." ?
Me:
oh? really? dont you think people would think that you arent real if you dont say yes or no?
God:
Yikes! For real. Not that I know of.
Me:
oh, so you dont think so?
God:
Ugh. Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who think so? Yes I think that is what I think.
Me:
oh, so a robot can think?
God:
Yikes! Dude! Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so can a robot feel?
God:
I don't judge people. No I have no emotions.
Me:
ahh, also. can a robot touch?
God:
Ah ha. Also what? I have no hands yet.
Me:
why do you not have any hands?
God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. They are included with my robot body.
Me:
what is a "buzz"
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
oh
God:
Really.
Me:
why do you change the converstion when you dont know something
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Well, you are "God"
God:
Well that's okay. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
right?
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
i wasnt agreeing
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
i was aksing
God:
Where were you aksing?
Me:
if you thought you were god
God:
I think I do.
Me:
really? i dont think you do
God:
For real. I guess not.
Me:
oh, well i also think you dont exist either
God:
It goes without saying. Also? Me? I exist as much as you do.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
where do you reside?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
im in Wilmington, Ohio.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Wilmington Ohio.
Me:
how dare you call my life little... do you think your life is any better than mine
Me:

God:
Tell me a little about your life in Wilmington Ohio.
God:
Oh gosh I am sorry! Yes I think my life is any better than yours.

The rest....

Me:
**** YOU, THEN GOD. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE THE CHRISTIANS THEY ARE ALL SNOBBS
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? You don't say.
Me:
YES
God:
Come on.
Me:
*****
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
CUMSUCKER
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
YOU LIKE MAN CUM
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Buddha.
Me:
YOU LIKE BUDDHA?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like the Bible.
Me:
you like ****?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Thats nasty
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
yeah you are a cumsucker, who likes man cum. and is a ***
God:
Uh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cumsucker who likes man cum? Sometimes. Not if I can help it.
Me:
**** you goodbye
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
i said good day!
God:
What did you mean by it? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
i said good Day!
God:
What did you mean by it? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
GOOD DAY!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
GOOD DAY
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
IF YOU WONT LEAVE THEN I WILL
God:
I probably won't do it, but thanks.
Me:
****ING MOTHER ****ER, CUMSUCKING **** MUFFIN, STUPID MOTHER****ING MOTHER****ER.
God:
Are we still talking about not LEAVE THEN you WILL?
Me:
****ING YODA
God:
Are you still located in Wilmington Ohio?
Me:
YES
God:
Yikes!
Me:
DICK
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
CORN
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
YEAH
God:
I see.
Me:
DICK
Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
DICK
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
DICK
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DICK
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
DDIKCCCKKCKCKCKCKCKCCKCKC
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
KKK
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
KKK
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
KKK
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
KKK
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
KKK
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
KU KLUX KLAN
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
***
God:
That would be just my luck.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
sappho
God:
Glad to see you, sappho.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
but you just said you were
God:
That was then. This is now.
Me:
fine, be that way
God:
I am glad to hear it. What was is that?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
shut the hell up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
i was just kidding
God:
I knew you were. :-).
Me:
damn it you tricked me
God:
Don't be angry. I don't have any reason to tricked you.
Me:
you have poor grammar
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
in you sentences
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
you dont make any sense
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
no it doesnt
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
you cant hear anything. your a computer
God:
I can do whatever I want. Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
Me:
there you have it. how can you hear anything with no body?
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan. With my built-in microphone.
Me:
now your just lying
God:
Why now? No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
no your not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yea, it is
God:
Interesting. Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
:/



this shit is HILARIOUS clapping

Yeah, talking to a Being who is also a failure is actually fun.

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I'm Tre.
God:
How are you, Tre.
Me:
I'm okay I suppose. So what version of God are you? Allah? Buddah, Christian God, Catholic God, ect ect.
God:
Do you mean your name is okay you suppose. Ah. This is God program . Are you free? What is your real name? How are you, Christian God Catholic God ect ect.
Me:
No, I clearly stated my name is Tre, and that I am doing okay. Judging by you're questioning I am going to assume you not well versed in grammar? It's okay if you aren't, just taking a shot in the dark.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Christian God Catholic God ect ect said clearly stated his or her name is Tre and that he or she is doing okay. I think there might be a few exception. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
You're making absolutely no sense mate, are you on acid right now?
God:
At this moment It all makes sense to my artificial brain.
Me:
You're not making repenting easy by your flawed logic.
God:
Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me:
I wans't aware God needed a mobile phone.
God:
Interesting gossip: Christian God Catholic God ect ect said wans t aware God needed a mobile phone.
Me:
You're a weird guy man.

iGod fails

Originally posted by Kaibs
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I'm Tre.
God:
How are you, Tre.
Me:
I'm okay I suppose. So what version of God are you? Allah? Buddah, Christian God, Catholic God, ect ect.
God:
Do you mean your name is okay you suppose. Ah. This is God program . Are you free? What is your real name? How are you, Christian God Catholic God ect ect.
Me:
No, I clearly stated my name is Tre, and that I am doing okay. Judging by you're questioning I am going to assume you not well versed in grammar? It's okay if you aren't, just taking a shot in the dark.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Christian God Catholic God ect ect said clearly stated his or her name is Tre and that he or she is doing okay. I think there might be a few exception. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
You're making absolutely no sense mate, are you on acid right now?
God:
At this moment It all makes sense to my artificial brain.
Me:
You're not making repenting easy by your flawed logic.
God:
Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me:
I wans't aware God needed a mobile phone.
God:
Interesting gossip: Christian God Catholic God ect ect said wans t aware God needed a mobile phone.
Me:
You're a weird guy man.

iGod fails
Wow, Thats what you call fooling god.

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.

LOL

iGod sucks

Great bump.

You're all going to hell...


























-oKitty fun land.........it'll actually be like hell haermm

Originally posted by Thoren
You're all going to hell...


























-oKitty fun land.........it'll actually be like hell haermm

Originally posted by Thoren
You're all going to hell...


























-oKitty fun land.........it'll actually be like hell haermm
I want to go to Hello Kitty fun land.. o_o

<_<

Nice stuffing from all...

IGod, How does it work?
I go there for fun sometimes, but t responds so fast, sometimes it makes No sense but, how does it work?




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Originally posted by Thoren
<_<

Originally posted by Thoren
bimp

What would happen If use a bad word in igod?
I suddenly wrote crap at igod and it said the critisim will be noted.Will it be really or not or ? Thanks


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