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Who else thought when he was dying after drinking from the wrong grail, he looked like Christopher Lloyd before his eyeballs turned into raisins?

Oddly, I thought exactly that.

Almost excepted an exclaimation of "Great Scott" as he fell.

LOL - good analysis. He DID look like Christopher Lloyd.

Doc Brown sure chose poorly.

When that grail goes 88mph, your gonna see some serious shit.

When?

Originally posted by CrowRoboto
Doc Brown sure chose poorly.

When that grail goes 88mph, your gonna see some serious shit.



1.21 Gigawatts!

You made a time machine out of the holy grail???!

You mean the false grail, not the true grail.

Where Donovan was going, he didn't need roads. Maybe Ice Water though.

Or a train.

*Indy and Marion are about to kiss at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, when three sonic booms are heard. They look up to see the DeLorean on the drive way. It's knocked over a few trash cans. Donovan gets out, wearing late 50s clothing.*

Don: "Indy, you gotta come with me!"

Indy: "Where?"

Don: "Back to the future."

*Donovan goes through the trash can, picking out some rubbish, finding a copy of Indy IV and a gopher, stuffing them both in Mr.Fusion*

Indy: "Wait a minute, what are you doing, Don?"

Don: "I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car."

Indy: "No, no, no, Don, I just got here, OK? Marions here, we're gonna take the new truck for a spin...!"

Donovan: "Well, bring her along. This concerns her too."

Indy: "Wait a minute, Don. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What do we become one dimensional assholes or something?"

Don: "Yes. Im afraid you do..thanks to a man called Speilberg.
But It's your kid, Indy, something has got to be done about your kid."

Instant classic.

Indy V could then be them unravelling the damage that was the hideous alternate universe that was Indy IV with the aims of righting all wrongs with the aim of saving his Dad and Marcus. (The latter of course portrayed by a Denholm Elliot impressionist and CGI)

This would redeem the series, be a nod to another Spielberg involved great of the past, AND be a way to redeem the use to CGI in Indy films, kharmically.

Well Don would have to get the original Darabont script that was intended for part 4 before Spielberg rejected it then the future can be saved.

That indeed is a given.

Why did the false grail aged his clothes too? i thought it only does flesh.

It is very powerful.

Originally posted by CrowRoboto
Why did the false grail aged his clothes too? i thought it only does flesh.

Hahahahahah good call.

The grail's evil might f*** with spacetime in a highly localised field around the person, I guess.... Literally aging everything within it...?

The well known aging bubble.

Thats like farting in the bath the night after a really good session at the pub.

Those are to be feared and they will age you should you smell any.

So after a night in the pub you can still smell??? I guess you didn't drink enough then.

Donovan should have brought a flux-capacitator with him for Indy to use in case he drinks from a false grail so he can get the right grail.

Except all that'd happen would be that Indy's dusty skeleton would arrive back in the past.

Damn i drank the wrong grail, damn damn damn damn. He is probably thinking as he was aging.

A whole new version of wake up juice. Wake up to reality.

Or Diamethatryptaline as its known in some circles.

Not in mine.

Yes it is.

Your brian distributes it in small amounts from a gland, and its whathelps you dream and therefore allowing you to subconcious porcess the events in your life while you sleep.

My brain is much more superior than yours and doesn't need such inferior chemicals.

Ooooooh yes it does.

Look it up. DMT. Its the good stuff.

My brain is too superior for that, you slow evolving earth mammal.

Womammal...!!

Great Scott!

Heavy!

METAL !

Plastic

Gangsta

Bertrand

Russell..?

Kurt?

Pork Chop express..?

No.

The three storms...?

Only when you have green eyes.

Its all in the reflexes.

Exactly, Lo Pan.

I definitely want to be him when im older.

A lot older... hehehe And then marry a young chick with green eyes.

I wanna be like him at 36.

Then trucks can run me over and I can then get up and blind everyone with freaky beams of light cast from my eyes and mouth.

Which is handy.

And you know when you get home, thoroughly wankered from the pub, and you cant see in the dark and you're trying to find the right key quietly to let yourself in with...?

Add beams of freaky eye/mouth light= problem solved.

And don't forget the pretty girl with the green eyes.

See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.

Originally posted by queeq
And don't forget the pretty girl with the green eyes.

They're a given.

Lo Pan has many!

Originally posted by Kazenji
See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.

I bet he says that all the time to impress them sexy wimmens..

Bertie Basset

Who?

Seems to be some sort of liquorice mascot

Bertie Beetle is better.

????

Yes, a guy made from liquorice.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/01/article-0-002ED15C00000258-34_233x400.jpg

and a guy made from pizza

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/606/pizzathehutt.jpg

are ready to rumble in tonights match !!

LOL Jabba eats a lot, and should remember that "one too many and you might turn Bertie."

Bertie wins by either by assimilation, or by locking Pizza in a room, forcing himself to eat himself in order to avoid starving to death.

Originally posted by Kazenji
and a guy made from pizza

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/606/pizzathehutt.jpg

are ready to rumble in tonights match !!

Spaceballs!

Dink.

Dink dink.

Dink...!!

Dink dink...?

VIRGIN ALARM!

My schwartz is bigger than yours.

Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big??!

And I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Originally I thought Christopher Lloyd was in TLC (and not TLC as in WWE) But then as I got older I knew it wasn't him

WWE?

THere weren't any DeLoreans in TLC, were there? There was a Rolls Royce Phantom IV.

Did it have a Mr.Fusion in the boot...?

I dunno. Sayles never checked the boot.

Thats not like him....

Indeed. Spielberg just didn't get it.

Silly Spielberg.
















Silly...silly Spielberg.

Silly indeed.

SO silly.

Silly SILLY.

Silly silly......silly spagetti.

Yup. Nonsensical noodles.

Time for some meat balls/

And sauce.

Naughty.... naughty Zoot.

Ni.

Eki...

ftannnnng.

Zoo wong.

Part man, Part Machine

....all librarian.

Guess who ?

Conan the librarian..

Ah him...

Heard they're making a new Conan film.

Really...? With the Governator?

Nope

Jason Momoa for those who watch Stargate Atlantis and Mickey Rouke will be playing his father.

There ya go.

AHHHH like a prequel timeframe deal...? Or remake?

Marcus Nispel is the director

so yeah don't get your hopes high.

Ah.

Well cheers for bringing us this info, brother Kazenji.

Marcus Nispel? Waht did he do?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1197971/

only movie that i've seen of his and enjoyed wa the Friday the 13th movie.

I still haven't seen that.

Doesn't look very promising...

Was Friday the 13th poo, then?

Dunno... why would it be great? I'm not too impressed with a lot of remakes.

And rightly so. Many are rancid effluence.

I kinda hope to see exceptions-to-the-rules though.

The only good part of Friday the thirteenth was the mating scene. Other than that, the acting was terrible, and jason was not even scary

Originally posted by queeq
Dunno... why would it be great? I'm not too impressed with a lot of remakes.

How so?.......have'nt you watched these remake movies

3:10 To Yuma
King Kong (2005)
The Thing
The Fly
Scarface

And I hear the remake of The Crazies is good

I didn't like The Fly myself. The other remakes are very good.

But I was talking about recent B-movies remakes like Friday: Dawn of the Dead type of remakes...

You dont like The Fly...?

Not liking the sequel is respected, and admired, as well as law.


But the Goldblum's 1zzzzt movie was gem.

And also it made me feel less alone because it showed a character in it that has as much sugar in there tea as I do.

No, I appreciate the acting and stuff. But it just didn't strike me as a very impressive film. It kinda lost me in the second half. Maybe it was the typical Cronenberg gore that put me off and that the way he looks in the end just isn't very interesting to... all weird flesh and stuff. I guess I don't have to mention I never bothered to watch the sequel.

I dunno... I just saw District 9 and the way they handled his transformation was a lot more down to earth for some reason (hahaha, I made a pun).

Fair play.

The tribuneral has decided that you may live.

Phew.

The last guy never made it: He rated Attack of the clones over Empire Strikes Back.

That was a short hearing.

I'm surprised there was a hearing at all. Instant execution, I'd say.

Bloody European court of human rights...

A good thing, but not in this case.

Opinions vary there.

Well, excuse me. But if someone prefers the worst of the saga over the best, there can be no debate. " OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

I concurr.

Done deal then.

* Chop *

Smooth cut.

The REAL director's cut....?

Of course.

Awesome.

Indeed.

Watched Blade Runner - final cut on Bluray the other night. I nearly shat my pants, it was that good.

It is, isn't it? I loved it.

But now I have so many versions I could start a Blade Runner DVD/Blue ray museum.

I want to see that really long assembly cut.

Which one???

The 3 hours plus one.

There is one??? I never heard of that. Unless you mean the workprint. Which is about two hours.

I saw that and it doesn't add too much. Except the Batty dying scene at the end is slightly different. It has a bit of (good!!!) voice over.

The print I refer to is the one that apparently leaked on the net.

I will look further into this.

You should. I've read quite a bit about Blade Runner... the workprint is the one we all wanted to see and it's on the 5-disc edition.

But if there is a long assembly cut: mesa wanna see. But I need proof of that, and exlcude the possibility that we're talking about a non-existent version that fans wanna make with all the deleted scenes cut it.

5 disc edition?

Holy f**k my Bluray edition has only two! Thats f***ing disgraceful...!!!!!!

So has mine... But I had bought the 5-disc version of the Final Cut already on DVD before I got the Blu Ray. However, the 5-disc version does exist on Blu Ray now, but unfortunately not in our neck of the woods:
http://www.amazon.com/Runner-Five-Disc-Complete-Collectors-Blu-ray/dp/B000UBMWG4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1269504589&sr=8-1

or the drule edition:
http://www.amazon.com/Runner-Five-Disc-Ultimate-Collectors-Blu-ray/dp/B000R6PKP2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1269504688&sr=8-2


And if you're okay with a DVD addition (this is the one I have, pre-blu ray):
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blade-Runner-Ultimate-Collectors-Cardboard/dp/B000ZP20M6/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1269504728&sr=8-5


Now these five disc editions include ALL previous versions: the theatrical, the work print, the 1991 Director's Cut and of course the Final Cut and all the documentaries you have on the two disc edition.

Ok sounds like Im gonna wait til the region 2 Blu Ray hits us.

Thanks for the intel. Much appreciated.

Have a better one.

Cheers I hope to.

Me too.

Was the last one a bit poo then?

Err....

It's a famous quote from Blade Runner.... *shakes head*

Ahhhhhhhh yes the traffic cop.

Finally...

The final cut.

No, it was always there.

Ahhhh yes. I missed an 'n'.